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shitnototsay

Some shit does not need to be expressed to your mister because doing so causes more harm than good. So ladies, autowitter as much as you need but avoid at all costs the following phrases when speaking to your man

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Are You a Nag?

01
Feb
2012
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The truth is though that finding the middle ground between pushover and pain in the ass is hard as shit. Any woman in a relationship will tell you that on any given day her man will do at least one thing that annoys the entire shit out of her. And deciding whether or not to speak on it requires an algorithm more complicated than anything Google can come up with.

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submission

The modern woman's urge to be independent just brings us further and further apart from our men. As she so eloquently puts it "We pee sitting down for a reason. He stands up for a reason. Know your position".

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Dads & Daughters

04
Jan
2012
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But as lucky as I am to have a great dad, I can't help but wonder sometimes how my dad's awesomeness affects me. We all know that women with fucked up fathers often grow up to be a little messed up themselves, but what about women with good dads? If having a father who was never there makes us grow up unable to count on anyone, what does having a father who is always there do?

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Shit Girls Say

21
Dec
2011
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Being that I effortlessly stride the line between girl and dude - adopting only the best characteristics of both with none of the bad habits - I'm not really guilty of any of the sayings in any of these “shit ___ says” videos. But they did get me thinking about the kind of (dumb) shit girls say all the time. And since bloggers are nothing if not unoriginal, I figured I'd make my own list of shit girls say.

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Stupid Bitch Moves

07
Dec
2011
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I don't know if it's just way too many stupid bitches out there, or women are walking around not realizing they're stupid bitches. But no matter because today I'm doing my part to right this wrong. If one willfully stupid bitch reads this post and is shamed into doing better, my job is done. And if one oblivious stupid bitch reads this and realizes that she is in fact a stupid bitch, I'll have earned my wings. If you're wondering whether you might be a stupid bitch, read on.

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Never Say This To a Man

06
Dec
2011
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I believe that there is one thing that is crossing the line. One thing that takes a woman from being frustrated and angry to being a deranged harridan. One thing that ensures that no productive resolution is coming to whatever disagreement she's currently having wither her man. One a woman should never, ever, ever say to a man, in anger or otherwise.

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happy-girlfriend

Don't give up hope, my dear men. There is a way for you to make your girl happy and it isn't even difficult. It won't cure all the problems in your relationship and it won't make her stop getting mad about the toilet seat. It won't last forever and you will have to do it repeatedly but do you want to know the one thing you can do (that you're probably not doing enough) that will make your girl happy?

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can't-get-sex

To shed some much-needed light on this discussion, the Sardonically-Barbed one is here to weigh in on why we gals just can't seem to get our itches scratched when we need to.

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And we're back with another edition of Ask Max Mondays. This week we have a question from a woman trying to navigate life in a new city. Read her question and my response and weigh in with your advice in the comments.

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Don’t Do Girlfriend Shit

30
Aug
2011
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A short list of things women do that makes of think that they're really trying to sneak us into a monogamous relationship; or 'girlfriend shit' for short.

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Girls to Watch

10
Aug
2011
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When Girls Get Together

03
Aug
2011
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The Damsel in Distress

19
Jul
2011
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What Is It With Cuddling?

29
Jun
2011
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Getting Your Mojo Back

31
May
2011
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How to Argue (A Guide for Women)

24
May
2011
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The After-Sex Phone Call

09
Mar
2011
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Your Multi-Penis Policy

03
Mar
2011
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Are You Stupid?

24
Feb
2011
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The Well Respected and Connected Dr. J is back to bless us with another guest appearance.

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So You Smashed the Homie

16
Feb
2011
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P*ssy Pic Etiquette

18
Jan
2011
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The So-Called Good Girl

24
Nov
2010
goodgirl

"Good girls say "no;" bad girls ask "when?""

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Am I Crazy?

15
Nov
2010
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If, like me, you are a frequent consumer of dating and relationship blogs, you've probably come across many a discussion about crazy women. It seems that men these days are so afraid of crazy women that they will go to all kinds of lengths to avoid them.

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Silly Little Girls

23
Sep
2010
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we see how well this turned out

Good Looks for Girls

21
Jun
2010

If you're a longtime or dedicated reader of mine you know that I am a throwback girl. I'm that handwash your dirty draws, Cater to You is my theme song, wake up at 3:00am to cook for you, Stepford Wife kinda chick who also knows how to get freaky in the bedroom. Remember a few years back when that excerpt from a 1950's Home Ec textbook about how to keep your husband happy was circling the internets? I'm the only woman you know who read that and said, "f*cking right!".

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Not Such a Proper Young Lady

05
May
2010

The No-Cry Zone

21
Apr
2010

5 Reasons Why You Didn’t Count

16
Apr
2010

The Next Girl

24
Mar
2010

Is the grass ever greener?

28
Jan
2010

The High Maintenance Woman

19
Jan
2010


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