Tag Archives: random

5 Fates Worse Than Death
  • April 10, 2012

    I'm writing this in the middle of the night. It's actually 2:01am on Tuesday morning, if you want to get technical about it. If you know me in real life you know ...

    A 5 Out of 10
  • February 22, 2012

    When I was 15 years old, Jason Hughes* told Jessica McKenzie* (not their real names) that I was an 8 out of 10 on the scale of prettiness. This was a momentous ...

    A Dizzy Girl’s Guide to Succeeding at Life
  • January 19, 2012

    As those of you who know me in real life know, I'm a big time scatterbrain. I don't know if it's my age or my superior intelligence or what, but my brain is like a ...

    If I Could Ask God One Question
  • January 18, 2012

    If it weren't for the possibility of going to heaven, I probably wouldn't be quite such a good person. I mean I'd definitely have way more inappropriate sex. And I'd ...

    #JudgeyTweets
  • January 11, 2012

    I love twitter. I really do. It's one of my favourite sources of entertainment, where I get my news, and the absolute best way to waste time when you're supposed to ...

    Wanderlust
  • November 3, 2011

    Until fairly recently, I wasn't much in to travelling. As a matter of fact, I've been fervently anti-travelling. I'm a creature of habit and a big sucky baby when ...

    Does Your Partner Embarrass You?
  • October 16, 2011

    You know it's something exciting when I post on a Sunday right? My friend Josh at Bandito Films is casting a a new documentary on embarrassing ...

    The Theme Song
  • October 13, 2011

    As some of you know, for the last little while I've been re-watching the TV show Ally McBeal. If you've never watched the show, it centres around the weird, skinny, ...

    Body Envy
  • October 12, 2011

    In a lot of ways, life was simpler when I was a chunky girl. My primary concern was finding clothes that fit me that did not make me look like a sausage and making ...

    Random Things I’m Anal About
  • September 8, 2011

    Like my girl Shonnerz always tells me, I am a mess. Not in the scandalous way, but I’m a total scatterbrain. My home and office are in a constant state of ...

    The Quiet Fuck
  • August 11, 2011

    Let me tell you a story: once I fucked a man I'd wanted to fuck for a really long time. When the moment came that I knew it was finally going to happen, I was so ...

    A Day in the Life of Max
  • August 8, 2011

    First off, a huge thank you to those of you who have responded to my reader survey. I've gotten more responses than I anticipated and I'm really enjoying reading ...

    Help Me Be Great
  • August 6, 2011

    Though it may not seem like it at times, I’m always working to figure out how to make max-logic as great as possible for you guys so you have a good time for ...

    Black Greeks for Dummies
  • August 4, 2011

    As you guys already know, I stay losing by being Canadian. They do not give out condoms on the subway here, we don't have Pandora, and our butter pales in comparison ...

    The Best Words I Never Use
  • June 20, 2011

    Given that I was known in another life as “the walking dictionary”, it comes as no surprise that I love words. Weird words, obscure words, dirty words, ...

    Compassion
  • June 16, 2011

    Only a few days left of voting for the Black Weblog Awards. Please head over here to vote for me. Please! Picture it. I’m standing outside the AMC waiting for ...

    Squeamish is as Squeamish Does
  • June 7, 2011

    I take two buses to work every morning. When I get off the bus I use my teeth to pull a cigarette out of the pack and suck it back quickly before heading to my ...

    Nothing to See Here
  • May 30, 2011

    Don’t forget to vote for me to win a Black Weblog Award. Head over here to get the details and whatnot. For 70% of my readers it’s the unofficial ...

    Playing By The Rules
  • May 18, 2011

    So thanks to you – best readers ever – I topped what I did last year and am nominated for four Black Weblog Awards! You guys fucking rock. Now you know ...

    A Little Post About Twitter
  • May 15, 2011

    I'm writing this post to admit defeat. I tried to live by my own rules and I was wrong. I have been beaten on Twitter and now I must make a change.

    The Power of Three
  • May 12, 2011

    When I was growing up I read a story that contained a line that has stayed with me my entire life: Once is funny, twice is silly, three times is spanking. I ...

    1.5 Inches of Pleasure
  • May 2, 2011

    Click here to watch the video version of this review. So a few weeks ago my friend C (hi C!) called me up asking if I’d heard of a company called Lelo . I ...

    No Questions Asked
  • April 27, 2011

    I’m fucking amazing at job interviews. That might be the most random opening line ever, but it’s also true. Though I have the tendency to be a highly-strung ...

    Bad Shoes (and Other Random Instant Turn Offs)
  • April 21, 2011

    It’s that time of year again. Nominate me for a Black Weblog Award please. Go here to get all the instructions and ish. And tell a friend to nominate me too! ...

    Max’s Workout Plan
  • April 20, 2011

    So it's a banner week over at casa maxfab and do you guys know why? Because we are celebrating six full months of Max working out regularly!

    Top 10 Honky Hits
  • April 14, 2011

    Okay first of all, please don’t get offended by my use of the word “honky”. It’s a stupid word but it goes better with hits than ...

    My Name is Max and I’m an As$hole
  • April 6, 2011

    If you are among my close circle of friends, you know that in the last few days I’ve realized that deep down inside I am an asshole. I never would have thought ...

    The Ex Factor
  • April 5, 2011

    Those of you who follow me or any of your favourite bloggers on twitter have probably seen more than enough tweets about the epicness of our weekend in DC. I ...

    Beauty and the Beast – Strip clubs vs. Burlesque Shows

    One last guest post for you guys while I recover from my epic weekend in DC. Today we have Nubian Empress of Kinetic Culture extolling the virtues of burlesque ...

    What I Should Have Given Up for Lent
  • March 23, 2011

    So the season of Lent is upon us and all my Catholic people are denying ourselves some pleasure as a gesture of identification with Christ's suffering. Some people ...

    Dear Men: You Are Not Kanye
  • March 10, 2011

    I once had to ban my boyfriend from listening to Jay-Z. Now I’m as big a Jigga fan as anyone else out there but my guy was just getting out of control trying to ...

    (Toronto) Hip Hop You’re the Love of My Life
  • February 14, 2011

    With Valentine's day being forced down my throat. pause. upon us, I've been struggling to come up with an appropriate post to acknowledge the nauseating festive ...

    The Trials and Tribulations of the Female Sex Blogger
  • February 3, 2011

    There are a lot of amazing and wonderful things when you are a woman who blogs about sex. You get free blow job workshops, sometimes the comments make really good ...

    I Just Don’t Give a F*ck
  • January 27, 2011

    For a reason that I can no longer recall (but I attribute to my feverish, delirious state) last night I was dicking around on YouTube and came across this video: It ...

    P*ssy Pic Etiquette
  • January 18, 2011

    Ah the pussy picture. First I told you not to do it.  Then I ate my words. Now I am of the firm belief that the ability to take a hot coochie shot is an essential ...

    Re-examining Some Things
  • December 22, 2010

    It’s almost the end of the year and that means it’s time to look back and examine things. What we’ve done right in the past year, where we’ve ...

    A Great First Date
  • December 20, 2010

    I don’t date a lot, but I do have some pretty firm ideas of what a good first date should look like – who should pay the man, how long one should wait if ...

    I love you, I miss you, I’m sorry
  • December 8, 2010

    One of the things most bloggers will say about themselves is that they find it easiest to express themselves through words. For mere mortals other people, it’s ...

    Signs of Single
  • November 29, 2010

    One Friday night a few years ago I was in Shoppers Drug Mart stocking up on essentials. In my cart there was shaving gel and razors, shampoo and conditioner, nail ...

    What I Wish I Was Eating Today
  • November 25, 2010

    Those of you who know me in real life know I have some pretty epic digestion issues. I’m not gonna get into details here but suffice it to say I can’t ...

    Drink Away the Pain
  • November 4, 2010

    I had a really bad day yesterday. I wasn’t feeling well, someone stole my lunch, Lala tried to steal Cheekz from me and one of my account executives kept ...

    The Wrong Kind of Black People
  • September 21, 2010

    Recently a complex set of circumstances resulted in me being at a house party. Not a party in someone’s house, but a party at which only house music was ...

    10 Things I Secretly Believe
  • September 20, 2010

    It’s Sunday night. I’m tired as balls. Let’s get to it. 1. Of all the islands of the Caribbean, Jamaica produces the sexiest (and most unruly) men. ...

    Funny Stories
  • September 16, 2010

    If you know me in real life you know that I have a wicked toothache this week that is wreaking havoc on my sleeping pattern. As a result I am ass-exhausted and could ...

    Why You Must Love Me
  • September 13, 2010

    If there’s one thing I know in life it’s that I don’t think like everyone else. What makes perfect sense to me is blasphemy to normal people and ...

    Funny Things My Mum Says
  • September 6, 2010

    Those of you who know me in real life know I have a love-angst relationship with my mum. She’s dope but she drives me nutso. It’s her birthday today and ...

    Emergency Broadcast
  • August 31, 2010

    Yeah this picture has nothing to do with anything but I like it. Some flotsam and jetsam to share with you guys: 1. There are officially only 4 hours left to vote ...

    Shaking Things Up
  • August 28, 2010

    Hi kids! Just a head’s up that I’m moving max-logic from old crappy Blogger over to confusing-as-fuck WordPress so if things are a little nutso around ...

    Signs You Might Be An Asshole
  • August 22, 2010

    There are only a few days left to vote for the Black Weblog Awards. Vote for me! One of my favorite expressions in life is “knowledge is power”. It ...