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5 Fates Worse Than Death

10
Apr
2012
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But there is one good thing that has come from my sleep deprivation - in the midst of thinking that a toothache is without a doubt the worst thing ever; my mind wandered over to other horrible experiences that make me seriously consider flinging myself off my balcony. And whammo! A post topic!

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A 5 Out of 10

22
Feb
2012
attractiveness-scale

How important is our score on the attractiveness scale? Is life as an 8 really any better than life as a 6? Or as a 4?

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scatterbrain

After years and years of being chronically dizzy, I've come up with a few strategies that go a long way to helping me stay on top of most of my shit. And since I know I'm not the only one out there with the curse of the scatterbrain, I thought it was only right that I share them with all of you.

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If I Could Ask God One Question

18
Jan
2012
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Let me just say this for the record. I know we're not supposed to question God. I know that He is beyond comprehension and He has a reason and a purpose for everything and I'm supposed to just have faith in Him and not ask why. And if you know me in real life you know I'm pretty awesome at that most of the time. But I have just this one tiny question that I just have to ask Him.

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#JudgeyTweets

11
Jan
2012
judgeytweets

I find judgey tweets so incredibly tiresome. I really do. It's just so easy for some people to get on their high horse when they're behind a keyboard and no one can see what they do. But if their actions were being scrutinized, would they really come out a winner? I doubt it.

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wanderlust

In the last two years I've taken more pleasure trips than I've taken in my entire adulthood. And I've only been on like 4. And while I won't say that I've learned to love travelling and appreciate broadening my horizons, I will say that it's not as horrific as I previously thought it was. And because I've learned to not detest travelling, my pie in the sky list of travel destinations has come to seem a lot less lofty. And since I like nothing more than sharing my randomness with you, I thought I'd share with you some of the random ass places I'd like to visit (or re-visit) in the near future.

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Does Your Partner Embarrass You?

16
Oct
2011
embarassing

You know it's something exciting when I post on a Sunday right? My friend Josh at Bandito Films is casting a a new documentary on embarrassing boyfriends/girlfriends. He's looking for a couple where one partner really embarrasses the other. Since I know you guys have the most colourful lives around, I thought I'd share this with you. Check out the description below and if you're interested or know someone who would be, get in touch with Josh.

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The Theme Song

13
Oct
2011
theme-song

The purpose of the theme song as I understand it is to bolster you when you're feeling down or shy or insecure or something. You hear it in your head and it gives you the extra little pep in your step you need to get through whatever your latest crisis is. It's like your own personal cheering squad. In your head. Sounds a little trite I suppose, but hey, whatever works right?

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body-envy

Under normal circumstances, I'm a watch no face kinda girl. I'm not one to covet what anyone else has because I have no idea what they did to get it. But ever since I got my little workout groove on I've had a serious case of body envy. Despite the fact that it's utterly ridiculous for a normal person (well, kinda normal) to try to achieve the fitness results of celebrities who have all the time and resources in the world at their disposal, there are just some women whose bodies I would like to snatch and invade.

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Random Things I’m Anal About

08
Sep
2011
anal

Like my girl Shonnerz always tells me, I am a mess. Not in the scandalous way, but I'm a total scatterbrain. My home and office are in a constant state of barely-controlled chaos, and my method of keeping track of important things basically boils down to "put it somewhere and hope I find it later".

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The Quiet Fuck

11
Aug
2011
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Help Me Be Great

06
Aug
2011
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Black Greeks for Dummies

04
Aug
2011
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As you guys already know, I stay losing by being Canadian. They do not give out condoms on the subway here, we don't have Pandora, and our butter pales in comparison to yours. It's no kinda life, let me tell you. But the single biggest way in which being Black and Canadian sucks is this: we don't have Greek Life here.

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The Best Words I Never Use

20
Jun
2011
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Compassion

16
Jun
2011
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Squeamish is as Squeamish Does

07
Jun
2011
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Nothing to See Here

30
May
2011
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Playing By The Rules

18
May
2011
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A Little Post About Twitter

15
May
2011
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The Power of Three

12
May
2011
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1.5 Inches of Pleasure

02
May
2011
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No Questions Asked

27
Apr
2011
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Max’s Workout Plan

20
Apr
2011
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So it's a banner week over at casa maxfab and do you guys know why? Because we are celebrating six full months of Max working out regularly!

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Top 10 Honky Hits

14
Apr
2011
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The Ex Factor

05
Apr
2011
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Dear Men: You Are Not Kanye

10
Mar
2011
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I Just Don’t Give a F*ck

27
Jan
2011
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P*ssy Pic Etiquette

18
Jan
2011
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Re-examining Some Things

22
Dec
2010
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A Great First Date

20
Dec
2010
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I love you, I miss you, I’m sorry

08
Dec
2010
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Signs of Single

29
Nov
2010
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What I Wish I Was Eating Today

25
Nov
2010
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Drink Away the Pain

04
Nov
2010
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Funny Stories

16
Sep
2010
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Why You Must Love Me

13
Sep
2010
you must love me

Funny Things My Mum Says

06
Sep
2010
mummy

Emergency Broadcast

31
Aug
2010
yup.

Shaking Things Up

28
Aug
2010


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