Tag Archives: moi

Return of the Max
  • November 12, 2013

    My word it's been a long time, hasn't it? Too long! I originally intended to say it's been __ number of weeks since I last posted anything on here but when I looked ...

    The Secret Life of Baby Bellies
  • September 11, 2012

    Confession: before I got pregnant I was fascinated by pregnant bellies. I would watch pregnant women moving around the world, going to meetings, buying groceries, ...

    Ramblings of a Mad Pregnant Woman Vol II
  • August 27, 2012

    Sakes alive I suck at keeping up with my blog. I'm sorry kids. I promise I'll do better from now on. Not that I could do any worse, right?

    Ramblings of a Mad Pregnant Woman Vol. I
  • August 9, 2012

    Confession: I am dumb jealous of everyone who is doing the #30for30 Challenge this month. There was a time when 30 posts in 30 days would be nothing for me to write, ...

    Big Fat Secrets Revealed
  • August 1, 2012

    Lately many of you have been tweeting to me or emailing me asking when I'm finally going to reveal the secrets I hinted about a few posts ago. I've been trying to ...

    Shit Max Says
  • January 25, 2012

    I have a confession: I've become obsessed with these Shit ____ Say videos. Honestly they are like drugs to me. I - who used to avoid YouTube like the cesspool it is ...

    Discipline
  • October 20, 2011

    It's 6:58pm on Wednesday and I'm asshole tired. I've been up since 4 o c'lock, spent my morning sitting through mind-numbing meetings, and fought to stay awake all ...

    Adventures in Crazy Part I
  • October 19, 2011

    My first boyfriend deceived me in a cruel and disgusting way. It was really terrible. So much so that very few people even know the story. Even now, over a decade ...

    The Theme Song
  • October 13, 2011

    As some of you know, for the last little while I've been re-watching the TV show Ally McBeal. If you've never watched the show, it centres around the weird, skinny, ...

    On Vacation
  • September 29, 2011

    I'm posting this via the free wi-fi on a Megabus to New York...tomorrow's my birthday and I'm on vacation bitches!

    Random Things I’m Anal About
  • September 8, 2011

    Like my girl Shonnerz always tells me, I am a mess. Not in the scandalous way, but I’m a total scatterbrain. My home and office are in a constant state of ...

    Yeah I’m Cocky, And What?
  • August 25, 2011

    Okay guys. I'm sorry but I've got to give you a throwback today. It's a bad time. Baaaaad time. This is one of my first guest posts ever that ran on Three Ways to ...

    Max & The Corny Dudes
  • August 16, 2011

    I've been laying off the video posts lately since some guy called me ugly when I posted the last video as a lot of you have mentioned in your responses to my reader ...

    A Day in the Life of Max
  • August 8, 2011

    First off, a huge thank you to those of you who have responded to my reader survey. I've gotten more responses than I anticipated and I'm really enjoying reading ...

    Gone Fishin’
  • August 2, 2011

    So in case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m on vacation. I apologize for not telling you in advance but I didn’t plan for it to be a vacation from the ...

    Life Au Naturale
  • July 28, 2011

    As some of you may remember, at the beginning of the month I vowed not to wear makeup or flat iron my hair during the week for the month of July.

    Mind of a Woman
  • July 27, 2011

    Yesterday my homey and birthday twin @BrazenlyVirile wrote an awesome post on his blog about the things he notices about a woman.  I already knew he was a different ...

    Old Friends
  • July 20, 2011

    A couple of weeks ago I was in a cab, rushing to West Queen West to judge an event with three lovely ladies.  Because I’d read some epic smut and had to take ...

    When I Like Someone
  • July 13, 2011

    One of the best things for me about being single is having no shortage of mantertainment. Although I've gone through droughts in the past, at this point in my life I ...

    So What Ever Happened to the Spectacular Asshole?

    This is by far the question I am most often asked by readers these days. I've been reluctant to write about Mr. SA because the story is way too complicated to be ...

    A Post About Water
  • July 6, 2011

    Every week in my house there is a different debate going on. Sometimes it’s whether I need to get out of whatever romantic entanglement I’m currently in, ...

    Max Au Naturale
  • July 5, 2011

    As you guys know, I was brought up to be a “proper young lady”. I was walking with books on my head at 13, I’ve got a mean strut in heels, and I ...

    I’m in Love With Myself
  • June 21, 2011

    My fellow diehard SBM fans will recognize the title of this post and think I’m topic-jacking, but you guys should know me better than that by now. For one ...

    The Best Words I Never Use
  • June 20, 2011

    Given that I was known in another life as “the walking dictionary”, it comes as no surprise that I love words. Weird words, obscure words, dirty words, ...

    The Soul of a Cheater
  • June 8, 2011

    Lately I've been thinking a lot about monogamy. More specifically, I've been thinking about monogamy as it relates to me - what would I be like in a monogamous ...

    Time to Throw in the Towel
  • June 1, 2011

    Whenever I tell the story of me and the Spectacular Asshole back in the day, the listener asks me three questions: How long did this go on? How did you stand it? How ...

    My First Time
  • May 23, 2011

    So thanks to you – best readers ever – I topped what I did last year and am nominated for four Black Weblog Awards! You guys fucking rock. Now you know ...

    A Little Post About Twitter
  • May 15, 2011

    I'm writing this post to admit defeat. I tried to live by my own rules and I was wrong. I have been beaten on Twitter and now I must make a change.

    The Power of Three
  • May 12, 2011

    When I was growing up I read a story that contained a line that has stayed with me my entire life: Once is funny, twice is silly, three times is spanking. I ...

    No Questions Asked
  • April 27, 2011

    I’m fucking amazing at job interviews. That might be the most random opening line ever, but it’s also true. Though I have the tendency to be a highly-strung ...

    Bad Shoes (and Other Random Instant Turn Offs)
  • April 21, 2011

    It’s that time of year again. Nominate me for a Black Weblog Award please. Go here to get all the instructions and ish. And tell a friend to nominate me too! ...

    Max’s Workout Plan
  • April 20, 2011

    So it's a banner week over at casa maxfab and do you guys know why? Because we are celebrating six full months of Max working out regularly!

    Somebody Else’s Man
  • April 18, 2011

    Confession: I have a thing for your man. Well not yours necessarily, but someone’s man. I don’t know what it is or when this started, but I’m ...

    Top 10 Honky Hits
  • April 14, 2011

    Okay first of all, please don’t get offended by my use of the word “honky”. It’s a stupid word but it goes better with hits than ...

    Am I Bad in Bed?
  • April 13, 2011

    Confession: the comments on Monday’s post gave me a bit of a complex. Now I’m not the woman in the scenario, but I felt for her. Like I said, I’ve ...

    The Starting Lineup
  • April 7, 2011

    Those of you who know me outside of my blog know that I can be a bit of a headcase. I’m extremely high strung, alternately too hard and too easy on myself, and ...

    My Name is Max and I’m an As$hole
  • April 6, 2011

    If you are among my close circle of friends, you know that in the last few days I’ve realized that deep down inside I am an asshole. I never would have thought ...

    What I Should Have Given Up for Lent
  • March 23, 2011

    So the season of Lent is upon us and all my Catholic people are denying ourselves some pleasure as a gesture of identification with Christ's suffering. Some people ...

    Wanting is Complicated
  • March 17, 2011

    Confession time: yesterday at about 4 o’clock I went into my office, shut the door, put my head on my desk and quietly cried. It was only for a moment, but as ...

    The Spectacular As$hole

    Of all the words I could use to describe the man I spent the better part of my twenties with, Spectacular Asshole is my favourite. Not just because it’s kinda ...

    My Parents Know Nothing About This Blog
  • February 23, 2011

    My parents know nothing about this blog. Actually if you want to get technical about it, most of my family knows nothing about it. Only one of my sisters and a ...

    The Trials and Tribulations of the Female Sex Blogger
  • February 3, 2011

    There are a lot of amazing and wonderful things when you are a woman who blogs about sex. You get free blow job workshops, sometimes the comments make really good ...

    Weird Ways I Love You
  • January 31, 2011

    I’m a bit of an asshole, but if I have one redeeming quality it’s that I have a big heart. If I take you into my circle I will shower you with the full ...

    Unchartered Waters
  • January 25, 2011

    Confession: I have a crush. This is not exactly breaking news, considering that I am rarely without one. But this latest crush is different. I don’t know this ...

    Sex, Smut, and Porn (All I Need in This Life of Sin)
  • January 20, 2011

    I cannot start any more posts talking about the fact that I love sex. You guys already know this. Sex to me is the most important factor in my well-being. When ...

    I’m Running Out of My Patience
  • January 4, 2011

    I want to tell you guys about my Christmas. I usually spend Christmas with my huge gang of aunties and uncles and cousins, but this year most of my family went to ...

    Fatal Flaws
  • January 3, 2011

    It’s a new year and I’m sure a bunch of you are either frantically scribbling down new year’s resolutions or struggling to work the ones ...

    Re-examining Some Things
  • December 22, 2010

    It’s almost the end of the year and that means it’s time to look back and examine things. What we’ve done right in the past year, where we’ve ...

    The Well Has Run Dry
  • December 15, 2010

    If you guys follow me on twitter then you know that life in the land of max has kinda sucked lately. I’ve been working like a dog, surviving on microwaved ...

    The Boys Club
  • November 17, 2010

    Ever since I was a little girl I've been boy-crazy. When I go home and look back over diaries I kept from ages 13-24, I have to laugh at the fact that all I ever ...

    5 Men I Would Like to Sleep With
  • November 10, 2010

    So we’ve talked about the men I can’t stand, the men I might not date, and the men I’m convinced don’t exist. Let’s spend some time ...

    Drink Away the Pain
  • November 4, 2010

    I had a really bad day yesterday. I wasn’t feeling well, someone stole my lunch, Lala tried to steal Cheekz from me and one of my account executives kept ...

    Fear of Flying
  • October 20, 2010

    While you’re reading this I’m freakng the fuck out. As many of you know, today I leave on my very first grown up vacation. For the first time ever I ...

    Happy Birthday to Me
  • September 30, 2010

    It is finally, FINALLY my birthday! And since no work is allowed on my big day, I thought it would be fun if we played a little birthday game here. So I’m ...