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Okay. So here's the situation: Boy meets Girl. They date, enjoy themselves, date some more. Feelings grow, bonds develop, they realize they don't want to date anyone else. They have a conversation in which they agree that they want to keep dating, they're only dating each other and no one is going to date anyone else. Therefore they're boyfriend and girlfriend right? Wrong. Apparently.

If you don't want to be in a relationship, don't act like you're in one. If you're emotionally unavailable, fucking act like it. Maybe in a perfect world it's enough to just say it once and then act the complete opposite, but in the real world you're confusing the entire fuck out of people with the boyfriend shit you do. So if you don't want to be a boyfriend, please refrain from engaging in the following acts

A short list of things women do that makes of think that they're really trying to sneak us into a monogamous relationship; or 'girlfriend shit' for short.

If, like me, you are a frequent consumer of dating and relationship blogs, you've probably come across many a discussion about crazy women. It seems that men these days are so afraid of crazy women that they will go to all kinds of lengths to avoid them.

It is a truism of the life of any single woman that you are going to encounter a few assholes on your journey to wifehood. And if you're anything like me, assholes are the only thing you're gonna encounter. If you're one of the 0.02% of women who make good relationship choices, when you encounter an asshole you run in the opposite direction before any harm can come to you. The rest of us will probably deal with no fewer than 6 assholes between the ages of 18 and 35.

The best first kiss I ever had was at the dinner table. I was on a first date with a dude that gave me major butterflies and, as we engaged in the kind of after-dinner banter that is the hallmark of a great first date, he suddenly grabbed me and laid a kiss on me that made me want to jump up and slap his mama.