sex
Possession (50 Shades of Hot)
2012
There are three types of women in the world: those who refuse to be controlled, possessed, or dominated by their man in any way shape or form (aka single women), those who say they want it but chafe against possession the minute it interrupts her plans, and those who are able to submit to their men without having an existential crisis about it. Most women think they're #3 when they're actually #2.
Read moreBut I Don’t Want To (A Nasty Friday Pickle)
2012
A Couple’s Best Friend
2011
A few weeks ago my friend Claire at Lelo hit me up and asked if I'd be interested in trying out their new line of couples' massagers and of course I jumped at the chance. So she sent me the Tiani which is basically a wireless wearable massager.
Read moreOh You Can’t Get Sex? Here’s Why.
2011
To shed some much-needed light on this discussion, the Sardonically-Barbed one is here to weigh in on why we gals just can't seem to get our itches scratched when we need to.
Read moreOne of my very favourite things about this blog is getting feedback from my readers. I love it when people write me and tell me they love the blog and I love it even more when they say I'm their friend in their head. I love when readers ask for advice and I love when they follow up with me to tell me what happened when they followed it. But what I love most of all is when people write me to say "Max you were right".
Read moreThe 10 Commandments of Casual Sex
2011
As you guys know, I'm a big fan of casual sex. Not necessarily for me personally, but as a concept. Just had to make that clear. But what you might not know about me is that I am also a big fan of order and decorum. I believe that every situation is improved when everyone goes into it with a little bit of behaviour and respects the rules. But of course when hormones get involved everyone wants to get buck wild and just act any any all how (as my mum would say) and that's how no-strings sex turns into a shit show.
Read moreDid He Use Me for Sex?
2011
Mastering Missionary
2011
In the world of media strategy, we use different tactics to elicit different reactions. We might make an ad with a game in it to get people to interact with our brand. Or we might do a big splashy takeover on a popular website to make as many people aware as quickly as possible. Or we might do a radio campaign to make sure people hear our ads as frequently as we've deemed optimal. But always we have a baseline media that supports our fancier tactics. Which is not to say that the baseline media doesn’t have a few tricks up its sleeve - it can and often does. But even when it’s not fancy, the baseline media will hit all the right spots and get the job done.
Read moreThe last epic sex I had
2011
Your Multi-Penis Policy
2011
The Beautiful Backshot
2011
Call It Your P*ssy (A @drjayjack guest post)
2011
So You Smashed the Homie
2011
Sex Manners (You be the judge)
2011
The Dramatic Structure of Sex
2011
P*ssy Pic Etiquette
2011
Oh Baby I Like It Rough
2011
A couple of nights ago, armed with my new laptop and a blessedly empty apartment, I settled down to watch some porn.
Read moreI Wish Someone Would: The Narcolepsy Edition
2010
I Wish Someone Would: The Booty Call Edition
2010
5 Men I Would Like to Sleep With
2010
Bad Bedroom Moves for Ladies
2010
In through the Out Door
2010
And if I can’t have it, then I’m fakin’ it
2009
the boy has to ask the girl to dance
2009

























































