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50shadesofgrey

There are three types of women in the world: those who refuse to be controlled, possessed, or dominated by their man in any way shape or form (aka single women), those who say they want it but chafe against possession the minute it interrupts her plans, and those who are able to submit to their men without having an existential crisis about it. Most women think they're #3 when they're actually #2.

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He really wants you to do it. You really don't want to do it. Who shall prevail?

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A few weeks ago my friend Claire at Lelo hit me up and asked if I'd be interested in trying out their new line of couples' massagers and of course I jumped at the chance. So she sent me the Tiani which is basically a wireless wearable massager.

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can't-get-sex

To shed some much-needed light on this discussion, the Sardonically-Barbed one is here to weigh in on why we gals just can't seem to get our itches scratched when we need to.

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canoworms

One of my very favourite things about this blog is getting feedback from my readers. I love it when people write me and tell me they love the blog and I love it even more when they say I'm their friend in their head. I love when readers ask for advice and I love when they follow up with me to tell me what happened when they followed it. But what I love most of all is when people write me to say "Max you were right".

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casual-sex

As you guys know, I'm a big fan of casual sex. Not necessarily for me personally, but as a concept. Just had to make that clear. But what you might not know about me is that I am also a big fan of order and decorum. I believe that every situation is improved when everyone goes into it with a little bit of behaviour and respects the rules. But of course when hormones get involved everyone wants to get buck wild and just act any any all how (as my mum would say) and that's how no-strings sex turns into a shit show.

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The Quiet Fuck

11
Aug
2011
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So You Wanna Be a Freak

21
Jul
2011
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The Zipless F*ck

08
Jul
2011
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Deflowering a Virgin

04
Jul
2011
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My First Time

23
May
2011
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I Wanna F*ck You

06
May
2011
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5 Must-Have F*cks

29
Apr
2011
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Am I Bad in Bed?

13
Apr
2011
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Did He Use Me for Sex?

11
Apr
2011
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In the world of media strategy, we use different tactics to elicit different reactions. We might make an ad with a game in it to get people to interact with our brand. Or we might do a big splashy takeover on a popular website to make as many people aware as quickly as possible. Or we might do a radio campaign to make sure people hear our ads as frequently as we've deemed optimal. But always we have a baseline media that supports our fancier tactics. Which is not to say that the baseline media doesn’t have a few tricks up its sleeve - it can and often does. But even when it’s not fancy, the baseline media will hit all the right spots and get the job done.

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The After-Sex Phone Call

09
Mar
2011
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Your Multi-Penis Policy

03
Mar
2011
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The Beautiful Backshot

25
Feb
2011
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I had sex today

18
Feb
2011
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The Well Respected and Connected Dr. J is back to bless us with another guest appearance.

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So You Smashed the Homie

16
Feb
2011
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Unchartered Waters

25
Jan
2011
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P*ssy Pic Etiquette

18
Jan
2011
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The Men Weigh In

17
Jan
2011
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A couple of nights ago, armed with my new laptop and a blessedly empty apartment, I settled down to watch some porn.

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So Who Was Right?

13
Jan
2011
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You on Top

10
Dec
2010
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I Tried it. And I Liked it.

03
Dec
2010
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How Safe is Your Sex?

01
Dec
2010
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Dirty Things I’ve Never Done

19
Nov
2010
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Signature Sex Moves

12
Nov
2010
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5 Men I Would Like to Sleep With

10
Nov
2010
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Bad Bedroom Moves for Men

05
Nov
2010
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Faux Sex

15
Oct
2010
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Make it Mo’Better

08
Oct
2010
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5 Random Things that Get My Motor Running

05
Oct
2010
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An Ode to Balls

17
Sep
2010
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The Jump Off Code of Conduct

08
Sep
2010
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Hot Talks

12
Aug
2010

Very Bad Things

08
Aug
2010

Cunnilingus 101

05
Aug
2010
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Reckless Talk

03
Aug
2010

How to Hook Up

05
Jul
2010

First Time Fail

02
Jun
2010

Your 101 Guide to Head

01
Jun
2010

Good F*cking Morning

28
May
2010

Hush Mama

30
Apr
2010

Older Women 101

28
Apr
2010

The Slow Dance

26
Apr
2010

The No-Cry Zone

21
Apr
2010

5 Reasons Why You Didn’t Count

16
Apr
2010

First-Date Sex

14
Apr
2010

Conversations About Sex

12
Apr
2010

Yuck is in the Details

19
Mar
2010

No Too $hort

26
Feb
2010

Baby what’s your size?

22
Feb
2010

The Thin Red Line

19
Feb
2010

The Tossed Salad

12
Feb
2010

A little treat for you….

01
Feb
2010

The Sex Match

26
Jan
2010

You Want to Sleep Where?!?

25
Nov
2009


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