Category Archives: random

5 Fates Worse Than Death
April 10, 2012

I'm writing this in the middle of the night. It's actually 2:01am on Tuesday morning, if you want to get technical about it. If you know me in real life you know ...

A 5 Out of 10
February 22, 2012

When I was 15 years old, Jason Hughes* told Jessica McKenzie* (not their real names) that I was an 8 out of 10 on the scale of prettiness. This was a momentous ...

A Dizzy Girl’s Guide to Succeeding at Life
January 19, 2012

As those of you who know me in real life know, I'm a big time scatterbrain. I don't know if it's my age or my superior intelligence or what, but my brain is like a ...

If I Could Ask God One Question
January 18, 2012

If it weren't for the possibility of going to heaven, I probably wouldn't be quite such a good person. I mean I'd definitely have way more inappropriate sex. And I'd ...

#JudgeyTweets
January 11, 2012

I love twitter. I really do. It's one of my favourite sources of entertainment, where I get my news, and the absolute best way to waste time when you're supposed to ...

Wanderlust
November 3, 2011

Until fairly recently, I wasn't much in to travelling. As a matter of fact, I've been fervently anti-travelling. I'm a creature of habit and a big sucky baby when ...

Does Your Partner Embarrass You?
October 16, 2011

You know it's something exciting when I post on a Sunday right? My friend Josh at Bandito Films is casting a a new documentary on embarrassing ...

The Theme Song
October 13, 2011

As some of you know, for the last little while I've been re-watching the TV show Ally McBeal. If you've never watched the show, it centres around the weird, skinny, ...

Body Envy
October 12, 2011

In a lot of ways, life was simpler when I was a chunky girl. My primary concern was finding clothes that fit me that did not make me look like a sausage and making ...

Random Things I’m Anal About
September 8, 2011

Like my girl Shonnerz always tells me, I am a mess. Not in the scandalous way, but I’m a total scatterbrain. My home and office are in a constant state of ...

The Quiet Fuck
August 11, 2011

Let me tell you a story: once I fucked a man I'd wanted to fuck for a really long time. When the moment came that I knew it was finally going to happen, I was so ...

A Day in the Life of Max
August 8, 2011

First off, a huge thank you to those of you who have responded to my reader survey. I've gotten more responses than I anticipated and I'm really enjoying reading ...

Help Me Be Great
August 6, 2011

Though it may not seem like it at times, I’m always working to figure out how to make max-logic as great as possible for you guys so you have a good time for ...

Black Greeks for Dummies
August 4, 2011

As you guys already know, I stay losing by being Canadian. They do not give out condoms on the subway here, we don't have Pandora, and our butter pales in comparison ...

The Best Words I Never Use
June 20, 2011

Given that I was known in another life as “the walking dictionary”, it comes as no surprise that I love words. Weird words, obscure words, dirty words, ...

Compassion
June 16, 2011

Only a few days left of voting for the Black Weblog Awards. Please head over here to vote for me. Please! Picture it. I’m standing outside the AMC waiting for ...

Squeamish is as Squeamish Does
June 7, 2011

I take two buses to work every morning. When I get off the bus I use my teeth to pull a cigarette out of the pack and suck it back quickly before heading to my ...

Nothing to See Here
May 30, 2011

Don’t forget to vote for me to win a Black Weblog Award. Head over here to get the details and whatnot. For 70% of my readers it’s the unofficial ...

Playing By The Rules
May 18, 2011

So thanks to you – best readers ever – I topped what I did last year and am nominated for four Black Weblog Awards! You guys fucking rock. Now you know ...

A Little Post About Twitter
May 15, 2011

I'm writing this post to admit defeat. I tried to live by my own rules and I was wrong. I have been beaten on Twitter and now I must make a change.

The Power of Three
May 12, 2011

When I was growing up I read a story that contained a line that has stayed with me my entire life: Once is funny, twice is silly, three times is spanking. I ...

1.5 Inches of Pleasure
May 2, 2011

Click here to watch the video version of this review. So a few weeks ago my friend C (hi C!) called me up asking if I’d heard of a company called Lelo . I ...

No Questions Asked
April 27, 2011

I’m fucking amazing at job interviews. That might be the most random opening line ever, but it’s also true. Though I have the tendency to be a highly-strung ...

Bad Shoes (and Other Random Instant Turn Offs)
April 21, 2011

It’s that time of year again. Nominate me for a Black Weblog Award please. Go here to get all the instructions and ish. And tell a friend to nominate me too! ...

Max’s Workout Plan
April 20, 2011

So it's a banner week over at casa maxfab and do you guys know why? Because we are celebrating six full months of Max working out regularly!

Top 10 Honky Hits
April 14, 2011

Okay first of all, please don’t get offended by my use of the word “honky”. It’s a stupid word but it goes better with hits than ...

My Name is Max and I’m an As$hole
April 6, 2011

If you are among my close circle of friends, you know that in the last few days I’ve realized that deep down inside I am an asshole. I never would have thought ...

The Ex Factor
April 5, 2011

Those of you who follow me or any of your favourite bloggers on twitter have probably seen more than enough tweets about the epicness of our weekend in DC. I ...

Beauty and the Beast – Strip clubs vs. Burlesque Shows

One last guest post for you guys while I recover from my epic weekend in DC. Today we have Nubian Empress of Kinetic Culture extolling the virtues of burlesque ...

What I Should Have Given Up for Lent
March 23, 2011

So the season of Lent is upon us and all my Catholic people are denying ourselves some pleasure as a gesture of identification with Christ's suffering. Some people ...

Dear Men: You Are Not Kanye
March 10, 2011

I once had to ban my boyfriend from listening to Jay-Z. Now I’m as big a Jigga fan as anyone else out there but my guy was just getting out of control trying to ...

(Toronto) Hip Hop You’re the Love of My Life
February 14, 2011

With Valentine's day being forced down my throat. pause. upon us, I've been struggling to come up with an appropriate post to acknowledge the nauseating festive ...

The Trials and Tribulations of the Female Sex Blogger
February 3, 2011

There are a lot of amazing and wonderful things when you are a woman who blogs about sex. You get free blow job workshops, sometimes the comments make really good ...

I Just Don’t Give a F*ck
January 27, 2011

For a reason that I can no longer recall (but I attribute to my feverish, delirious state) last night I was dicking around on YouTube and came across this video: It ...

P*ssy Pic Etiquette
January 18, 2011

Ah the pussy picture. First I told you not to do it.  Then I ate my words. Now I am of the firm belief that the ability to take a hot coochie shot is an essential ...

Re-examining Some Things
December 22, 2010

It’s almost the end of the year and that means it’s time to look back and examine things. What we’ve done right in the past year, where we’ve ...

A Great First Date
December 20, 2010

I don’t date a lot, but I do have some pretty firm ideas of what a good first date should look like – who should pay the man, how long one should wait if ...

I love you, I miss you, I’m sorry
December 8, 2010

One of the things most bloggers will say about themselves is that they find it easiest to express themselves through words. For mere mortals other people, it’s ...

Signs of Single
November 29, 2010

One Friday night a few years ago I was in Shoppers Drug Mart stocking up on essentials. In my cart there was shaving gel and razors, shampoo and conditioner, nail ...

What I Wish I Was Eating Today
November 25, 2010

Those of you who know me in real life know I have some pretty epic digestion issues. I’m not gonna get into details here but suffice it to say I can’t ...

Drink Away the Pain
November 4, 2010

I had a really bad day yesterday. I wasn’t feeling well, someone stole my lunch, Lala tried to steal Cheekz from me and one of my account executives kept ...

The Wrong Kind of Black People
September 21, 2010

Recently a complex set of circumstances resulted in me being at a house party. Not a party in someone’s house, but a party at which only house music was ...

10 Things I Secretly Believe
September 20, 2010

It’s Sunday night. I’m tired as balls. Let’s get to it. 1. Of all the islands of the Caribbean, Jamaica produces the sexiest (and most unruly) men. ...

Funny Stories
September 16, 2010

If you know me in real life you know that I have a wicked toothache this week that is wreaking havoc on my sleeping pattern. As a result I am ass-exhausted and could ...

Why You Must Love Me
September 13, 2010

If there’s one thing I know in life it’s that I don’t think like everyone else. What makes perfect sense to me is blasphemy to normal people and ...

Funny Things My Mum Says
September 6, 2010

Those of you who know me in real life know I have a love-angst relationship with my mum. She’s dope but she drives me nutso. It’s her birthday today and ...

Emergency Broadcast
August 31, 2010

Yeah this picture has nothing to do with anything but I like it. Some flotsam and jetsam to share with you guys: 1. There are officially only 4 hours left to vote ...

Shaking Things Up
August 28, 2010

Hi kids! Just a head’s up that I’m moving max-logic from old crappy Blogger over to confusing-as-fuck WordPress so if things are a little nutso around ...

Signs You Might Be An Asshole
August 22, 2010

There are only a few days left to vote for the Black Weblog Awards. Vote for me! One of my favorite expressions in life is “knowledge is power”. It ...

I’m Gonna Get You Sucka
August 15, 2010

If there is one universal truth about being single, it’s that sooner or later someone is gonna do something shitty to you. Just as they say you have to kiss a ...

Ten Songs I Hate and You Love
August 4, 2010

First things first: have you voted for me and my buddies yet?? Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I am a contrary person. I don’t like to like the things ...

Reckless Talk
August 3, 2010

Don’t forget to vote for me for the Black Weblog Awards! All the info you need is right here. In this day and age of casual sex, unrelationships, and random ...

Just Some Stuff
August 1, 2010

It's a holiday so I'm taking a day off...I'm coming back tomorrow with a new Tuesday series that I'm hoping you enjoy.

Top 10 Songs You Don’t Know

Those of you who know me in real life know that I walk pretty much everywhere I go; therefore my iPod is my constant companion and very best friend. It’s ...

5 Dudes I Can’t Stand
July 26, 2010

So we’ve talked about dudes I can’t find and dudes I won’t date….let’s spend some time talking about my least favourite dudes…the ...

Leave My Bush Alone
July 15, 2010

Just nominate me please. You’ve heard the spiel enough times.  So today I have a bone to pick with someone. Two people actually. One is whoever invented ...

Throwback Tuesday – One is the Onliest Number

For most of my adult life I’ve been a one-woman show. And notwithstanding my auntie’s prayers for a husband for me and my mum’s assurances that ...

Gotta Love a Good Ex
June 28, 2010

Okay now really – have you nominated me and my blogging buddies for the Black Weblog Awards yet? I hope you have but if you haven’t there’s still ...

The Gentlemanly Thing to Do
June 14, 2010

It’s that time of year again. Nominations for the Black Weblog Awards have started and I would really like one. So show how much you love me (and I know you ...

7 Dudes I Might Not Date
June 4, 2010

It’s that time of year again. Nominations for the Black Weblog Awards have started and I would really like one. So show how much you love me (and I know you ...

Throwback Tuesday – Lies We Tell Ourselves

Welcome to Throwback Tuesday. Since Google Analytics tells me that most of you are new visitors, I thought I’d re-post all the good ish you missed before you ...

The Slow Dance
April 26, 2010

I don’t know about you guys, but high school was a less than enthralling experience for me. I don’t wax nostalgic on anything about that ...

Throwback Post: Random Funny Story
April 9, 2010

Another funny from my old blog. Sorry everyone – Nasty Fridays will resume next week. Many, many years ago I had a little on again, off again thing with this ...

A little fun on a Monday: My Market Value
April 5, 2010

UPDATE: I don’t know what I was smoking when I posted this, but I’ve updated it so that the link to the test actually goes to the test. My score is ...

Black Man Sexy
April 1, 2010

My male readers often accuse me of bashing them so today’s post is in honour of man. The Black man, that is. Because while I appreciate Brad Pitt as much as ...

Canada vs. USA
March 1, 2010

Note: If you’ve found yourself here after Googling the results of yesterday’s hockey game, you’re lost and should probably leave now. This is ...

Baby what’s your size?
February 22, 2010

One of the things women love to do is to take random facts about a man and deduce from them details about his attributes. There are many manifestations of this ...

a little funny for you
February 15, 2010

In honour of Family Day, I’m not putting up a real post today but here’s just a little something to tide you over til the next one. If you know me in ...

size, shape, width, and girth
February 10, 2010

Way back when I first moved to Toronto, I lived in a house with four single girls. As you can imagine, all manner of debauchery went on in that house, to the point ...

A little treat for you….
February 1, 2010

When I was a lot younger, I dated this dude. I should have known he was a bad scene because he took me to see Blade on our first date (worst.movie.EVER!). But I ...

The Crush Not Taken
February 1, 2010

In general, I’m a pretty happy person. No matter what’s going on in my life, I’m usually able to put a smile on my face and joke around as if I don’t have a ...

Don’t call me baby
December 3, 2009

Oe of the most fun parts of a new relationship for me is figuring out what I’m gonna call him. I’m usually looking for two things; a pet name and a ...

i swoon…
November 3, 2009

for man cleavage. I just think it is the most delicious ever. A man with good cleavage just drives me to distraction! And I thank the gods of man cleavage for ...

good hair
September 24, 2009

this is a topic that’s been rattling around in my brain for a minute so i thought i’d throw it up here and let you guys weigh in. anyone who knows me ...

would you date a blogger?
September 10, 2009

here’s a random question for you: say you’re a dude and you meet me and of course are instantly smitten. what’s not to love, really? we get to ...