Category Archives: random

5 Fates Worse Than Death
April 10, 2012

I'm writing this in the middle of the night. It's actually 2:01am on Tuesday morning, if you want to get technical about it. If you know me in real life you know ...

A 5 Out of 10
February 22, 2012

When I was 15 years old, Jason Hughes* told Jessica McKenzie* (not their real names) that I was an 8 out of 10 on the scale of prettiness. This was a momentous ...

A Dizzy Girl’s Guide to Succeeding at Life
January 19, 2012

As those of you who know me in real life know, I'm a big time scatterbrain. I don't know if it's my age or my superior intelligence or what, but my brain is like a ...

If I Could Ask God One Question
January 18, 2012

If it weren't for the possibility of going to heaven, I probably wouldn't be quite such a good person. I mean I'd definitely have way more inappropriate sex. And I'd ...

#JudgeyTweets
January 11, 2012

I love twitter. I really do. It's one of my favourite sources of entertainment, where I get my news, and the absolute best way to waste time when you're supposed to ...

Wanderlust
November 3, 2011

Until fairly recently, I wasn't much in to travelling. As a matter of fact, I've been fervently anti-travelling. I'm a creature of habit and a big sucky baby when ...