moi
It's 6:58pm on Wednesday and I'm asshole tired. I've been up since 4 o c'lock, spent my morning sitting through mind-numbing meetings, and fought to stay awake all afternoon back at my desk. I want to go to sleep and the only thing standing between me and my pillow top is writing this post.
Read moreAdventures in Crazy Part I
2011
My first boyfriend deceived me in a cruel and disgusting way. It was really terrible. So much so that very few people even know the story. Even now, over a decade and a half later, my face gets hot with anger every time I think about it. And though I've come a long way, I doubt that I will ever completely forgive him for it.
Read more
The purpose of the theme song as I understand it is to bolster you when you're feeling down or shy or insecure or something. You hear it in your head and it gives you the extra little pep in your step you need to get through whatever your latest crisis is. It's like your own personal cheering squad. In your head. Sounds a little trite I suppose, but hey, whatever works right?
Read more
Like my girl Shonnerz always tells me, I am a mess. Not in the scandalous way, but I'm a total scatterbrain. My home and office are in a constant state of barely-controlled chaos, and my method of keeping track of important things basically boils down to "put it somewhere and hope I find it later".
Read moreYeah I’m Cocky, And What?
2011
A Day in the Life of Max
2011
The Soul of a Cheater
2011
So it's a banner week over at casa maxfab and do you guys know why? Because we are celebrating six full months of Max working out regularly!
Read moreSomebody Else’s Man
2011
My Name is Max and I’m an As$hole
2011
What I Should Have Given Up for Lent
2011
The Spectacular As$hole
2011
My Parents Know Nothing About This Blog
2011
I’m Running Out of My Patience
2011
Ever since I was a little girl I've been boy-crazy. When I go home and look back over diaries I kept from ages 13-24, I have to laugh at the fact that all I ever talked about was this boy or that one or the other. To read those diaries you would think that nothing else ever went on in my life. But what can I say? I've always been fascinated by boys.
Read more5 Men I Would Like to Sleep With
2010
I Am Changing (Max in Real Life)
2010
A Change is Gonna Come (Max in Real Life)
2010
Max in Real Life – I Hate the Phone!
2010
I Just Wanna Get to Know You
2009
Tags
Popular Posts
- The After-Sex Phone Call
- Make Your Hand Job Great
- An Ode to Balls
- Deep Throat 101
- Let Him Nut in Your Face
