Category Archives: maxlogic

Return of the Max
November 12, 2013

My word it's been a long time, hasn't it? Too long! I originally intended to say it's been __ number of weeks since I last posted anything on here but when I looked ...

Leaving a Lasting Impression
September 13, 2012

Sunday morning I woke up to the smell of bacon frying. Dishes clanging in the sink, my mother singing along to gospel radio - a few beats behind and more than a few ...

Get Caught Up
September 12, 2012

This may count as cheating in my #30for30 challenge (but I don't think so) but since this blog was playing baldheaded games for the last day and a half (until I ...

The Secret Life of Baby Bellies
September 11, 2012

Confession: before I got pregnant I was fascinated by pregnant bellies. I would watch pregnant women moving around the world, going to meetings, buying groceries, ...

How to Yell At Your Boyfriend
September 10, 2012

Quiet as it's kept, things were relatively new between Mr. Max and I before the insurgents came on the scene. We'd been together long enough that we were no longer ...

I Call Bullshit on Social Media Woes
September 7, 2012

A big part of my job and my life is talking about social media. It's the biggest thing ever in the entire world, dontcha know. What's the role of it, should you ...

#30for#30
September 6, 2012

Here's a fundamental truth about me: I believe in signs from the universe. And here's another: I have a slight competitive streak. Especially when it comes to this ...

Are You Ready? (A Nasty Friday Guest Post)
August 31, 2012

This week my homegirl @JustLissen graces with a Nasty Friday guest post. Let's all thank the non-pregnant folks out there who are still fucking and want to write ...

Ramblings of a Mad Pregnant Woman Vol II
August 27, 2012

Sakes alive I suck at keeping up with my blog. I'm sorry kids. I promise I'll do better from now on. Not that I could do any worse, right?

#AtTheSameDamnTime
August 10, 2012

The homie @_chunk_ is blessing us today with a Nasty Friday guest post because my pregnant ass is too tired to even think about fucking. Enjoy!

Ramblings of a Mad Pregnant Woman Vol. I
August 9, 2012

Confession: I am dumb jealous of everyone who is doing the #30for30 Challenge this month. There was a time when 30 posts in 30 days would be nothing for me to write, ...

Big Fat Secrets Revealed
August 1, 2012

Lately many of you have been tweeting to me or emailing me asking when I'm finally going to reveal the secrets I hinted about a few posts ago. I've been trying to ...

But He Doesn’t Love Her
July 16, 2012

I have a friend that has a great guy. She's really lucky. He's all the obvious things a girl wants in a guy - smart, funny, handsome, and kind. And even better he's ...

Ask Max: Is My Man Gay?
July 13, 2012

Ask Max is my weekly advice column where I respond to readers' sex, dating, and relationship questions and the max-logic fam weighs in with their own advice. If you ...

Say It or Do It
June 25, 2012

I'm a writer. You guys already know this. And as a writer, you can imagine what words mean to me. The right sequence of words can lift me up, kick me down, bolster ...

A Girl Moment: Paint Your Nails Like a Pro
June 20, 2012

Hahaha tell the truth - you thought this post was going to be about masturbation, didn't you? Dirty birds.

Big Fat Secrets
June 12, 2012

Last Wednesday a tonne of bricks fell on my head. It was sudden and unexpected and left my brain spinning with confusion, but it was also kind of awesome. And then ...

That Time I Fucked Him Deaf
June 6, 2012

By special request from @GoldieDuVall, Nasty Fridays comes to Wednesday. Hope this helps you guys over the hump day.

On the Brink of Insanity
June 4, 2012

I'm thinking about jumping into insanity. The workout, that is.

Adventures in BDSM (The Return of Nasty Friday)
June 1, 2012

Disclaimer: I'm a good girl who doesn't talk about her sex life (anymore) . Because it's private. So let's just assume for the sake of argument that none of what I'm ...

Idiosyncrasies
May 30, 2012

If there's one thing that is definitely true about me it's this: I'm a fucking weirdo. Anyone who knows me or has spent any amount of time with me knows this. And ...

The Thing About the Black Weblog Awards
May 28, 2012

For the better part of the last year I've been trying not to think about it. The Black Weblog Awards; the bane of my blogging existence. When I go back and read old ...

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Long-Distance Relationships
May 24, 2012

I'm not the kind of woman who is typically defined by her man. Truth be told, as someone who has been single for most of my adulthood, there hasn't often been a man ...

Confessions of a Cheater
May 16, 2012

I told someone the other day that I had the soul of a cheater. She said that was an oxymoron because cheaters have no soul. Which is an understandable point of view ...

Time to Get Summer Fit
May 14, 2012

So there are 37 more days until summer and if you're anything like me, there's a bit of a crisis going on beneath your clothes. Under normal circumstances, I do a ...

An Interesting Take on Manscaping
May 10, 2012

My theory on manscaping has always been very simple: Do it. Or yes please. There is no reason for you to have your woman choking or pulling hair out of her teeth ...

I’m Back Bitches
May 8, 2012

Kids, I know. I am a blogging failure. But true you don't know what I've been going through. You just don't know! Four weeks straight of sleepless nights and ...

Truth Lite
March 5, 2012

A couple of weeks ago I watched a documentary about Bob Marley that fucked me up.

Something Has to Give
January 30, 2012

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Resolutions
January 3, 2012

Happy new year and whatnot. As you guys know I'm a flop show and therefore there will be no 2011 Year in Review-type posts that everyone in the blogosphere is ...

Three’s Company
November 23, 2011

So it's almost Thanksgiving and I'm taking a break for the holidays. The fact that I'm not American and I already had my Thanksgiving is completely irrelevant. Just ...

Aaaand we’re two!
September 1, 2011

As always (by which I mean as I did once before) I’m going to commemorate the occasion by looking back at the past year. Take a stroll down memory lane with ...

How to Be a Jump Off Without Ruining Your Self-Esteem
August 24, 2011

As a lover of sex and a shunner of monogamy, I hold casual sex relationships in very high regard. I believe in them. And I know from personal experience that they ...

Man Logic

 You guys know I love men. I think they are vastly superior creatures in every way. They’re funnier, they’re dirtier, and they just make sense. Well, ...

The 400th Post
August 17, 2011

This is the 400th post. 715 days ago I got myself so up in arms digging in the crates of Single Black Male that I said to myself “I’m gonna start my own ...

A Trip Down Memory Lane

So thanks to you – best readers ever – I topped what I did last year and am nominated for four Black Weblog Awards! You guys fucking rock. Now you know ...

Nominate Me Please
May 7, 2011

  Today is the last day to submit your nominations for the Black Weblog Awards and therefore the last day for me to desperately plead with you to please ...

A Marriage of Convenience

A couple of weeks ago I took in a Raptors game with Mr. Should-be Right. Since the Raptors weren't doing much and we could only really spend about three minutes ...

Who Shot John? (A Throwback Post)
January 6, 2011

This is one of my favourite posts that only got one comment when I initially posted it and it was from a dude I was dating so that doesn't even count. I thought it ...

A Reason to Believe
October 6, 2010

In the wonderful world of advertising, it's not uncommon to read a brief that includes a section called "reason to believe".

When What You Do in the Dark is Seen in the Light
September 29, 2010

If you asked 100 people who know me in real life to list the things I cannot do, at least 90 of them would say count keep a secret. I am known far and wide for this. ...

The Wrong Kind of Black People
September 21, 2010

Recently a complex set of circumstances resulted in me being at a house party. Not a party in someone’s house, but a party at which only house music was ...

10 Things I Secretly Believe
September 20, 2010

It’s Sunday night. I’m tired as balls. Let’s get to it. 1. Of all the islands of the Caribbean, Jamaica produces the sexiest (and most unruly) men. ...

An Ode to Balls
September 17, 2010

If penis is my one true love, balls are my eternal sidepiece. I really don’t know what it is about balls, but I effing love sucking them. They are just hours ...

Much as I Loved It, Hate it Now
September 15, 2010

Let me tell you about the kind of men that I love – smart (at least as smart as I am), insightful, articulate, well-hung, highly sought-after, in love with ...

The Jump Off Code of Conduct
September 8, 2010

During a recent conversation with one of my most favourite people, the subject of ideal jump off behaviour was raised. Not rules per se, because the nature of the ...

Max-Logic is One!
September 2, 2010

Guess what everybody? Yesterday was the first anniversary of max-logic.com. Which I guess means I should have posted this yesterday but….oh well. Although I am ...

5 Things I Want in a Man That I Don’t Have Myself
September 1, 2010

Another post inspired by Until I Get Married – I swear that guy has the best ideas! I’m sure I’ve blogged about this at some point in time, but I ...

5 Gifts You Must Never Buy Your Girl
August 30, 2010

Today is the last day to vote for the Black Weblog Awards. Have you voted yet today? Head over there and vote at least 5 times before you read this. With the holiday ...

Signs You Might Be An Asshole
August 22, 2010

There are only a few days left to vote for the Black Weblog Awards. Vote for me! One of my favorite expressions in life is “knowledge is power”. It ...

5 Things I’m Not Doing if I’m Not Wifey
August 10, 2010

Don’t forget to vote for me and your other favourite blogs for the Black Weblog Awards. All the details are right here So yesterday I was over on Until I Get ...

What I Won’t Do for a Date
June 23, 2010

Have you nominated me and my blogging buddies for the Black Weblog Awards yet? You can get all the details and sh*t over here. When I called my daddy to wish him a ...

Throwback Tuesday – Dealbreakers

Have you nominated me and my blogging buddies for the Black Weblog Awards yet? You can get all the details and sh*t over here. Anybody who knows me knows that I am ...

Good Looks for Girls
June 21, 2010

If you're a longtime or dedicated reader of mine you know that I am a throwback girl. I'm that handwash your dirty draws, Cater to You is my theme song, wake up at ...

Throwback Tuesday – The Comfort Zone

Welcome to Throwback Tuesday. Since Google Analytics tells me that most of you are new visitors, I thought I’d re-post all the good ish you missed before you ...

The Substitute Dude
June 9, 2010

It’s that time of year again. Nominations for the Black Weblog Awards have started and I would really like one. So show how much you love me (and I know you ...

Throwback Tuesday – 10 Dumb Things Women Do

Welcome to Throwback Tuesday. Since Google Analytics tells me that most of you are new visitors, I thought I’d re-post all the good ish you missed before you ...

The Complexities of Dealing with a Busy Dude
June 7, 2010

It’s that time of year again. Nominations for the Black Weblog Awards have started and I would really like one. So show how much you love me (and I know you ...

Throwback Monday – My Version of the Ladder Theory

Sorry folks – it was quite a weekend and I did not have time to post. We we’l do throwback today and I’ll give you something good ...

Throwback Tuesday – The Art of the Game

Welcome to Throwback Tuesday. Since Google Analytics tells me that most of you are new visitors, I thought I’d repost all the good ish you missed before you ...

Shy My A$$
May 10, 2010

When you are a woman who refuses to ask a man out like me, you will inevitably spend a lot of time wondering why the object of your desire hasn’t made a move ...

Older Women 101
April 28, 2010

A while back I wrote about the allure of the younger man. At that time, I hadn’t  played in the sandbox experienced the phenomenon and wondered whether there ...

Conversations About Sex
April 12, 2010

In case you haven’t noticed, I kinda love sex. Sex comes second only to books as the true love of my life. I write about it as often as I can, think about it ...

PSA for Ladies – The Toilet Seat is not that Deep
March 29, 2010

I've been meaning to rant on this for a minute and now the time has come. Ladies I'm talking to you today and I have only one question: what is it with you and the ...

Yuck is in the Details
March 19, 2010

I'm not a romantic woman. I don't need soft music or rose petals to get me in the mood. Whispering sweet nothings in my ear will make me throw you out of bed. I ...

How to Keep a Man
February 16, 2010

If you follow me on twitter you saw me tweeting the other night about the old diaries I was reading. They were so sadly pathetic that I was actually a little bit ...

The Control Freak
February 3, 2010

I was recently explaining my aversion to sleepovers to a new friend. As I desperately tried to convey the importance of sleeping on a satin pillowcase (and the ...

The Other Woman
January 25, 2010

The other woman is a bad girl, isn’t she? This predatory b*tch is the target of many a scorned woman’s ire. She’s evil, she lacks self-esteem, she has no ...

In through the Out Door
January 12, 2010

When I was young, oral sex was the thing no one admitted to. No self-respecting Black man would admit to ever eating a woman’s fruit – much less beg her to let ...

The Way Men Think Part II
January 8, 2010

Yesterday’s post was rattling around in my brain for quite some time before my life calmed down enough to give me time to write it. While I was marinating on ...

The Way Men Think Part I
January 7, 2010

Happy New Year Everyone! I promised I’d be back in January and here I am. Things are finally settling down over in the three-dimensional world and now I can ...

Don’t call me baby
December 3, 2009

Oe of the most fun parts of a new relationship for me is figuring out what I’m gonna call him. I’m usually looking for two things; a pet name and a ...

You know you want it
November 23, 2009

Hello people! Sorry for being MIA – I’m having some technical issues and have been reduced to Blackberry blogging…those of you who know me in real ...

You’ll come around
November 9, 2009

If you’re single and in your mid-thirties, you’re extremely lucky you’ve probably figured out a few things about yourself. You know what you believe, who you ...

I cheated…but I love you!
November 4, 2009

Today’s topic comes courtesy of Mizzlovelippz who responded to my desperate twitterplea for something – anything! – to write about when the well was running ...

And if I can’t have it, then I’m fakin’ it
November 2, 2009

Ah the big O. I’ve talked about this before but a discussion that came up at Inside Our Heads the other night prompted me to re-examine it.  We were ...

Oh You Have Kids??
October 30, 2009

I was reading this on my very favourite blog the other day and got to thinking about men and kids. If you’re a single woman in your 30′s you’re ...

the boy has to ask the girl to dance

If I kept a tally of all the advice I get from my girls, the #1 most-advised thing to do would have to be this: “Just ask him ____”.  As in, just ask him ...

Textual Relations
October 14, 2009

So I have my eye on someone. I’m not gonna get into a tonne of detail on here in case he reads it because my entire life need not be fodder for this blog, but this ...

where’s your window-shade? (part I)
September 28, 2009

After a very interesting night on Friday, I had a very interesting conversation with a very interesting man. After discussing life, art, sex, and money, we got to ...

honesty is the best policy

'honesty is the best policy' is one of those things that people say to make themselves feel good, but in reality it's just a license for rude behaviour. yes, i do ...

would you date a blogger?
September 10, 2009

here’s a random question for you: say you’re a dude and you meet me and of course are instantly smitten. what’s not to love, really? we get to ...