separation-anxiety

Separation Anxiety

I don’t believe in permanence. Call it learning from past experience, call it pessimism, call it yet another example of my craziness, but I just don’t ever expect anything in life to la...

vacation

On Vacation

I’m posting this via the free wi-fi on a Megabus to New York…tomorrow’s my birthday and I’m on vacation bitches!

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ambition

Greatness

I never really wanted to be great. I had no big career aspirations growing up. When I was a little girl if you’d asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I would have told you I wanted to ...

small-dick

Ask Max: I’m a Short Dick Man

This week on Ask Max we have a rare male reader question and we’re talking about one of my favourite topics – dicks. Is it possible for a man to have a healthy sex life when he has a sm...