The Cool Girlfriend

I am cool. It’s what everyone says about me, and the one thing I know about myself. Though I may occasionally be weird, awkward and spazzy, the fundamental truth about max is that I am cool a...


Ask Max: Double Header Day

Ask Max is my weekly advice column where I respond to readers’ sex, dating, and relationship questions and the max-logic fam weighs in with their own advice. If you have a question that you n...



This is what you do: tell your girl to get naked. Right now. Make her stand still for a minute while you look her slowly up and down. Then you grab her. Yes, I said grab her. Some shit is about to ...


Do You Submit to Your Man?


Dads & Daughters

I have the best dad in the world. I know a lot of people say that, but in my case it happens to be true. Anyone who has ever met my dad can attest to the fact that he’s awesome. My dad is sma...



Happy new year and whatnot. As you guys know I’m a flop show and therefore there will be no 2011 Year in Review-type posts that everyone in the blogosphere is doing. That requires an amount ...