The boys went on to lament the perils of cock-region hair removal and I laughed inside at the idea that a bunch of people who will never experience a Brazilian could possibly think they had it rough. Being a half Indian but still hairless female, I had tips to share, but they fell on deaf ears. I quickly grew bored and switched to half-listening mode until one of the boys dropped the bomb that he doesn’t shave down there.
What I said: “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?”
What I thought: “So what you’re basically saying is, you don’t get head.”
He went on to explain that he doesn’t shave his chest hair so there’s no point shaving his balls & trail. If you’re hairy up top, he says, then in looks weird to suddenly be hairless down below. According to him, you can’t do one without the other.
This blew my fucking mind. Not because it’s necessarily so smart – the jury’s still out on that – but because I had truly never thought about this before. There’s actually a really good reason for this, but it’s very un-PC and you guys will judge me if I tell you what it is.
My theory on manscaping has always been very simple: Do it. Or yes please. There is no reason for you to have your woman choking or pulling hair out of her teeth when she’s trying to do you a solid, you get what I’m saying? Handle the top, handle the balls, and while you’re at it, handle the crack too. There is no good reason for a man to allow his money spot to be cluttered up with wiry unsightly hair. ESPECIALLY if my shit is bald as a whistle.
However I have no such policy on chest hair. I’m not mad at it and have been known idly run my fingers through it once or twice in my life. Whether it’s a little or a lot, chest hair is okay in my book. And the truth is I can kinda see old dude’s point. If you have chest heair that leads down to your treasure trail, which leads down to your money spot, it probably does look weird as fuck to have the hair abruptly stop. I get that.
Trouble is that I can also see that men have an uncanny ability to rationalize their way out of normal considerate behaviour. And could there be a better way to scam yourself out of grooming your privates? Not that I can think of. So maybe that statement was just that dude trying to rationalize his bush.
I’m torn. I want to believe but part of me is convinced this guy is just trying to get one
leg over on me. And I .don’t want to buy it,
So as ever I put it to you dear readers. Do you agree with homeboy here that if you’re um, depilating the money spot you also have to deplilate the rest. Or do you have a firm – no hair on your dick, balls, or anything down there policy like mine? Speak your piece in the comments.
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