http://www.max-logic.com

Kids, I know. I am a blogging failure. But true you don't know what I've been going through. You just don't know! Four weeks straight of sleepless nights and skull-shattering tooth agony? Plus I still have a job, a life, and a man to tend to? It's a miracle I didn't go all Falling Down on someone's ass. (Are you guys old enough to remember that movie? That was some real shit.)

But anyway. That’s all in the past now. I’m still not completely out of the woods – I have a root canal in my very near future – but I’m on the mend. And more importantly, I’ve come to the realization that it’s less about what’s going on in my life and more about the habits I form. See I have a tendency to want to wait until the exact perfect time to start things – when the skies are clear and no obstacles are in my way. But there is no such time. Or every time is the right time.

Either way, believe me when I tell you that even though I wasn’t writing in the blog, I was thinking about it. And talking about it. And making plans for my return to it. And the one big takeaway from all that thinking is that it’s time for some changes around here.

When I started this blog I was footloose and fancy-free. Single and proud and never to be locked down again. Thinking like a man and fucking like a porn star. And – this is a key point here so pay attention – I was unemployed.  And then when I wasn’t unemployed I was underemployed. So I had a life that was conducive to the kind of blog this was.

Thing is, these days not much of that is true. I still fuck like a porn star, but I don’t have the kind of life that allows me to tell you all about it in minute detail anymore. I don’t have oceans of time to be writing 750 words 5 days a week. But what I do still have is some shit to say.

So let’s consider this phase deux of max-logic.com. I don’t know yet what form that will take, but we’re definitely turning over a new leaf around here. We might go a bit heavier on the relationships and lighter on the dating. There will probably be less Nasty Fridays (but I’ve fixed the site so you’re now able to scroll through all the past ones when you need your motor revved) and more tips on how to be awesome in your life. There might be five posts a week, or maybe just one really good one. Who knows? But know this: no matter what, I will still be lawless.

I will also be way more open to having guest posts or maybe even regular contributors on here so if you’re interested, hit me up at max@max-logic.com and let’s talk. I don’t pay, but I’ll appreciate the fuck out of you. And in case you’re wondering why anyone would want to write a guest post for a site that is clearly past its prime, let me reassure you: I took this blog from zero to 100K visits per month in the first year when no one knew who the fuck I was. Believe you me this blog will be great again.

To those of you who have stuck with me through these last rocky months, I appreciate you. Your tweets and emails asking for posts mean a lot. Especially the one reader in particular who hits me up every single week without fail to make sure I’m still alive. To those of you who abandoned me, I understand. I hope you give me another chance. I have some exciting stuff I’m dying to talk about.

To whet your appetite just a bit, here are some of the posts you’ll see on here in the next few weeks:

I got good dick and a good job

How to make the best scrambled eggs ever. Seriously.

Fuck what you heard, making a man jealous is good for business

Shit no one ever tells you about being in a relationship

I’m not a lesbian, I just like girls

Tell me you’re not excited to read that shit.

Stay tuned!

xo
max