The Thing About Squirting (A Nasty Friday Throwback)
This is a throwback post because squirting is one topic that never gets old. Plus I read somewhere that it's bad sexual karma to write about sex on Friday the 13th. Enjoy and I'll be back with something fresh next week.
For the past few weeks I’ve been immersing myself in the wonderful world of the female orgasm. Surprisingly enough, this is something I’d not given much thought to in my life. Now after Googling every possible iteration of “squirting girls”, I’m on overload.
After a lot of marinating, this is what I’ve learned about squirting:
1. It freaks men the fuck out
I asked a lot of men about squirting and every one of them told me that the first time a girl squirted on them they freaked out and pushed her off them. They didn’t know what it was and thought she was peeing on them. Now they like it.
2. It freaks women the fuck out
Most women say that the first time they squirted they didn’t know what the hell was happening to them. Apparently to novice squirters the sensation is similar to peeing so they try to hold it in.
4. Not on my sheets
It seems men are down with squirting as long as it’s happening on her sheets and she’s sleeping in the wet spot.
4. Every girl can do it. Well, maybe
I always thought some girls were squirters and some weren’t. But it seems that may not be true. Apparently I can watch a video called Squirting for Dummies and learn how to become a human faucet myself.
5. It’s not pee
No one knows what it is that gushes out but it’s definitely not pee. And that’s really all the time I want to spend on that.
6. Guys take boosts off it
I cannot tell you how many times I have read/heard about men saying that they feel like the f’in man (Hi Sam Sharpe) when a girl squirts. It seems nothing makes a man feel like a king like a woman gushing some unidentified liquid all over him.
When I first wrote this post, I had no opinion about squirting. I wasn’t a squirter but I had no aversion to becoming one. I didn’t think it was sexy but I didn’t think it was gross either. Nowadays I believe in squirting. I think it’s hawt. Maybe that’s because I did it and I saw the light. Or maybe it’s because I haven’t done it but I definitely want to. I’m not telling either way.
But on this wet drippy Friday you tell me dear readers – what do you think about squirting? Like it? Hate it? Do it? It’s Nasty Friday – overshare with us.