The Thing About Squirting (A Nasty Friday Throwback)
2012
This is a throwback post because squirting is one topic that never gets old. Plus I read somewhere that it's bad sexual karma to write about sex on Friday the 13th. Enjoy and I'll be back with something fresh next week.
For the past few weeks I’ve been immersing myself in the wonderful world of the female orgasm. Surprisingly enough, this is something I’d not given much thought to in my life. Now after Googling every possible iteration of “squirting girls”, I’m on overload.
After a lot of marinating, this is what I’ve learned about squirting:
1. It freaks men the fuck out
I asked a lot of men about squirting and every one of them told me that the first time a girl squirted on them they freaked out and pushed her off them. They didn’t know what it was and thought she was peeing on them. Now they like it.
2. It freaks women the fuck out
Most women say that the first time they squirted they didn’t know what the hell was happening to them. Apparently to novice squirters the sensation is similar to peeing so they try to hold it in.
4. Not on my sheets
It seems men are down with squirting as long as it’s happening on her sheets and she’s sleeping in the wet spot.
4. Every girl can do it. Well, maybe
I always thought some girls were squirters and some weren’t. But it seems that may not be true. Apparently I can watch a video called Squirting for Dummies and learn how to become a human faucet myself.
5. It’s not pee
No one knows what it is that gushes out but it’s definitely not pee. And that’s really all the time I want to spend on that.
6. Guys take boosts off it
I cannot tell you how many times I have read/heard about men saying that they feel like the f’in man (Hi Sam Sharpe) when a girl squirts. It seems nothing makes a man feel like a king like a woman gushing some unidentified liquid all over him.
When I first wrote this post, I had no opinion about squirting. I wasn’t a squirter but I had no aversion to becoming one. I didn’t think it was sexy but I didn’t think it was gross either. Nowadays I believe in squirting. I think it’s hawt. Maybe that’s because I did it and I saw the light. Or maybe it’s because I haven’t done it but I definitely want to. I’m not telling either way.
But on this wet drippy Friday you tell me dear readers – what do you think about squirting? Like it? Hate it? Do it? It’s Nasty Friday – overshare with us.
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Love this nasty friday article, and love the idea of squirting. So thank you firstly for both. All points I cannot help but agree with (especially #6)
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“It seems nothing makes a man feel like a king like a woman gushing”
TRUTH!
and that’s all i’m gonna say about that.
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I can, I have. but I can’t control it. I wish I could. Boy would that be awesome.
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I’ve never been freaked out by squirting, I think you may have asked a lot of older cats. But ever since I have made women squirt I’ve become addicted to it. However, one must also realize that not every explosion or squirt is an orgasm, but it definitely is a visual/audio orgasm for both parties.
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Okay so like I think I squirted twice and I totally thought it was pee…how did someone figure out it wasn’t
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Only one guy ever made me come to the point where i squirted. I was so embarrassed by it because i couldnt control it that i would run to the bathroom every time. Once before i could close the door, he put his foot in the doorway trying to get in to see what the hell i was doing. I squirted all over his foot. He became so aroused that he then proceeded to literally push me down on the bathroom floor and do me with more vigor than he ever had before. Im going to take a wild guess and say men love it! It feeds their ego(:
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I have done it a couple few times and am in a fevered chase of the squirt every time. Truth of the matter is that if the man (or device) isn’t big enough to stimulate the g-spot and the arousal isn’t over the top of the top, you’re probably not going to squirt. Too many dudes give up right before a woman COULD finally have that orgasm of all orgasms. It’s a shame really.
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Well I experienced the moment of squirting with an older man… well 32 and I am 23. Oh my DAMN… I thought I was going to pee’d on myself or him. I remember taking my mind off the sex and trying to control this urge. I knew I went to the bathroom before we started so I thought he was doing major hitting on my bladder… Well short story… I ended up wetting the bed something seriously and never experienced such thing. I was embarrassed and shy afterwards. I was ready to hit the door and leave him. LOL Shhhh he did something I never experienced. He comforted me and told me that he loved it! He knew he put it down shouting he was the man! Sooo ay if he love it hell I love it too!
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