Ah nut. For a woman who takes pride in a job well done, it is the raison d'etre when it comes to fucking. Nothing says "job well done" like getting a man to shoot a big beautiful load. The problem is, what is to be done with all that nut?
The most desirable option is for it to be shot up in a pussy. But that can be a bit problematic. And it’s just wasteful to leave all those beautiful spermatozoa to languish and choke to death inside a discarded condom. That’s just sad. But having him bust his nut elsewhere on your body is at best, kind of unsexy and at worst problematic. Ever accidentally gotten nut in your hair? Then you know what I’m talking about.
The ideal cum-disposition scenario is to let your man bust in your mouth. It’s sexy, there’s no clean up, and who doesn’t need that extra shot of protein? This would be the perfect solution were it not for the tiny problem that ejaculate tastes like evil and pleather shoes. No matter how much pineapple a man eats, if she’s anything like me, nut is just not something a woman can ingest at the rate at which she’d like to. And if you’re taking it in the mouth, you must swallow it. As my friend C always says “spitters are quitters”. You kill any of the hotness of taking it in the mouth if you immediately spit it out, screw up your face, and start wiping your mouth off on your arm.
So what does that leave? Letting your man nut in your face. It’s the obvious choice, and yet so many women are resistant to it. And yet they’re not really able to articulate why they’re opposed to it. Tell a woman you want to bust in her face and you’ll hear her say things like “that’s nasty”, “you watch too much porn”, or “it’s degrading”. This all sounds fine until you really start to think about it. How many women who regard a man’s cum as nasty find it equally nasty for him to bury his face in her pussy and drink it all in when he makes her explode? Do women who think taking a shot in the face is degrading also think spanking is degrading? Or choking? Or hearing the hottest words a man can ever say to a woman? Well, actually those women are in a special class – they think everything is degrading. And as far as watching too much porn is concerned, I can only invoke the immortal words of Darius Lovehall and say “no such thang Baby”.
But as we all know, shooting down arguments does little to sway a woman who has made up her mind about something. So ladies, let me give you a definitive list of reasons why you should let your man bust in your face.
Is this really a big deal?
When you get down to it, is there really such a big difference between letting a man bust on your tits and letting him bust on your face? No one understands better than I that the skin on your face is more delicate and requires more care than the skin on your stomach, but really what calamity is going to befall you if you take a nut on your face? We’re talking a very small amount of a completely natural substance that will be on your skin for all of 5 minutes. Is this really a big deal?
A spartan would do it
Women always want to be the best a man’s ever had. You want to be the prettiest, the sexiest, and the best in bed. And yet, you put up all these barriers to achieving the greatness you so desire. You cannot claim to love sex and then get all squeamish when a little nut gets near you. That’s ridiculous. Remember what I told you – if you want to claim a yankin’ pussy you must be a G with your shit. You take that shot of cum to your face and ask for more.
You might like it…
Taking nut in the face is another one of those don’t knock it til you’ve tried it things that women have to stop rushing to judgement about. Yes in the abstract it does not seem like something enjoyable. But in the heat of the moment when the man has you so open all you want is more of him, when you’re doing all you can to make him feel as good as he possibly can….let’s just say it ain’t so nasty. Don’t be surprised if you go from tolerating it to begging for it.
…and even if you don’t, he will
Don’t be fooled by the fact that your man has never asked you to let him bust in your face. It’s one of those questions that can just go horribly awry. When a man is 10 strokes away from blowing his head off, he’s not going to jeopardize his nut by asking you to let him cum in your face, lest you fly off in a fit of righteous indigation and he never gets his nut. So don’t assume that the fact that he’s not asking means he’s not interested. He probably is. Even if you never come to appreciate the singular joy of taking nut in your face, the fact that your man will enjoy it is reason enough to do it.
At the end of the day, we’re all entitled to exclude certain acts from our sexual repertoire. But ladies, this should not be one of them. So I have a homework assignment for you this weekend: go out and get a man to bust on your face and then come back and tell me how much you liked it.
And since it’s Friday, overshare with me a little: ladies are you okay with taking cum in the face? Men do you like to bust in a woman’s face? Speak on it in the comments.
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I support this post with every fabric of my being. It’s a SOMETIMES thing with me though. Granted, I’m probably going to still ask you lick it clean regardless of where I came.
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i give this post two thumbs up.
i’ve never understood the women that are so adverse to having a man cum on them..if you’re at that point.. haven’t you been exchanging body fluids already? <-insert confused face here.
i don't think i've rejected any cum location requests. like you said.. it's just not that serious, it's not going to be there that long.
plus..when he comes back with a warm wet towel…
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I don’t have a problem with it. I would swallow it down. I think my man is just too scared to ask. . . he is such a damn gentleman sometimes. . .
next time i seem him imma spartan his ass.
The first time though. . . dude asked as he was doing it and since it was my 2nd time throat hugging I got scared and let it dribble back out. He didn’t seem to care too much though. . .
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I personally have never understood the ‘ick’ factor regarding cum in the face. I mean you expect him to take it all when you’re sitting on his face, but for him to nut on yours is a problem? Boo bye…Tilt that chin up and take it like a champ.
Good post as usual Max!!
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never tried it, but next dude i find…
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I feel like that’s just asking for nut to accidentally get in your hair, though…
I don’t mind the taste, so I swallow most of the time. My ex used to like to cum on my tits and then we would rub it all over me. Def needed a shower after that, but I kind of liked it…
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Ok so I haven’t even read this post yet and I feel the need t comment just based off the title..GOD LOVES YA MAX, YOU EARNED YA WINGS WIT THIS ONE!…ok I’ll go up and read now
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I think you’ve hacked my text messages LOL. But yeah, its not that serious…blow his mind by just asking for it, rub it in like lotion and be the woman he never wants to leave.
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I don’t enjoy it, but my man at the time liked it, so I let him on occasion. But I will completely kill the mood and be pissed off if it gets in my hair. =/
Not only that, but I don’t know how many of you ladies have ever had nut in your eye? Shit is fucking UNPLEASANT to say the least. Now that felt like acid. My eye was red for a few hours, and I had to leave for work that morning! NOT a good look. So I will always suggest another location for a man to bust…
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Laughing at your whole 2nd sentence, while reminiscing and looking at my once upon a time quite a few red ting eyes, yeah that mess burns. *lol*
#WifeProblems
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i’m not going to say whether or not i’ve ever cum on a woman’s face but in prons why do women alway do that involuntary flinch as soon as the cum hits their face? like they didn’t know it was coming. lol
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Anytime you get splashed in the face with anything, I think it would cause an involuntary flinch. Even when expecting it, you don’t know the exact moment it’s happening.
It’s like this: Dude: Fuuuck, I’m about to cum.
Chick: *Tosses hair back* *Closes eyes, lifts chins to prepare face for nut*
1…2…3…4…5 seconds go by. *Opens her eye to see how close dude is to cumming*
Dude: *grunts*
At the exact moment she opens her eye, he nuts in it. And she involuntarily flinches.
This doesn’t happen EVERYTIME, lol. But I’m still shocked when the nut actually hits me.
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why you gotta close your eyes though? take it like a champ. that’s like closing your eyes on a roller coaster. lol
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Have you not read my comment above?? It.BURNS. [eyes] I love rollercoasters. They’re fun. I don’t love taking a load on my face. It’s aiight. I’ll do it because he likes it. But still, the experience is definitely no roller coaster ride, sir.
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Uhhhh, babygirl, I dunno what kinda dude ur messin wit, but it aint s’posed to burn. Matta of fact, go get urself checked out, juuuust in case ur man has been less than faithful.
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i LOVE me some CamDeezi. LMFAO.
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I <3 you, too!
SN: And I just noticed I typed 'chins' instead of 'chin'. Dammit typos, why won't you let me be great!!!
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I’m a swallower. I don’t care for it to go anywhere but in my mouth.
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These comments and this post make me smile.
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It’s cool that women are cool with this. I’ve met women that acted like nut was so icky. I don’t get. Men get all type of juice on our face when we are down on women. Then again we enjoy it. Maybe the women that don’t like nut aren’t true head hunters?
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Um…
I have a mouth. When I open my mouth, there is a throat… Easy disposal, easy clean up. The royal penis is clean and my face isn’t sticky. Seems like a win/win. #shrug.
But…
If I have to take one for the team, I can do it.
I blame porn for this one, too. lol.
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Yooo, while I can agree with the “cum in the mouth so the face isn’t sticky” sentiment, I.just.can’t with the swallowing. I mean, sometimes it can’t be avoided, but when the taste is just soo incredibly bitter, I HAVE to spit it out. If my juices tasted like sweaty tube socks and earwax I would expect dude to spit it out, too. *shrugs*
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Your man has a terrible diet.
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exactly. For the most part, semen isn’t the breakfast of champions. The taste isn’t pleasant. However, it doesn’t have to be excessively bitter. My guess is that your dude probably eats too much meat, not enough fruits and veggies. Basically, he eats like most people in America. lol.
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tell whatever dude that was to eat more fruits high in citric acid and to lay off the asparagus.
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Or she can just spit it out. It’s hard enough to change your own diet, changing another person’s? Nah. Just spit
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No.
Never done it. And bless any man that can convince me to.
Never gone in my mouth either so that swallowing thing is somebody else’s issue. AIDS is real and im too afraid of dying to party this hard.
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you cant’ catch aids from semen in your mouth…swallowing babies saves lives and eliminates them all at once. :-\
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Word – your stomach acid kills the virus.
Only way to catch the monster from oral is if the person giving has some sort of open sore… like a cole sore, or maybe some bleeding gums or something like that.
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Def didn’t know that. But I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t tell me. Fear keeps me out of trouble.
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I’m with Maya. I don’t like anything in/on my face unless I put it there. I’m controlling consistency and location! LOL. Mizz said that shit burns your eyes? I ain’t even start wearing mascara until 2009 cuz I’m funny bout shit near my eyes.
I have issues and I’m okay with that.
I’m also with Nia. yall can keep that. if its head, I’ll swallow it before I put my head back and let it rip all over my face. Did I mention I don’t want that shit anywhere near my hair? And that I have issues? ok. I mean if it happened I’d deal but… I’on want it to happen. lol
I always thought it was a sexier to let it loose all over the ass after backshots anyway. or on tits. I mean if I was a dude privy to that view that would be hot to me. But what do I know?
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I mean, if you down to swallow… just hold your mouth open, stick your tongue out and trust a n*gga’s aim nah mean? That’s almost as good as on the face.
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I LOVE YOU ALL! I AM SO HAPPY. I LOVE YOU ALL, LADIES! ….except you keona, nothing personal but you are slacking on the basic.
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Words can not express the size of the smile that is on my face while reading this. Maybe Nia is right. Maybe this particular fetish comes from pron. I can’t see where else I got it from, but I LOVE giving out my face sanitizer. We can debate location all damn day, just as long as you love my extracts, I will forever love you.
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Lol okay. To be honest, no guy’s ever asked me to do anything like that. No guy’s ever even asked me for head period. And that’s perfectly fine with me.
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I don’t swallow and I will never take a nut in the face. Ever. The proper place for semen is in a condom. Or my Pussy in certain circumstances. Why? After a lot of thought and some experimentation, I’ve determined it to be degrading.
Think about it. What physical pleasure does a man get from it? None. What he gets is the visual of you accepting something that he knows is gross and not pleasant to you. It is an act of submission and degradation. That is what pleases him.
Now, mind you, degradation can be an incredible turn on. When there are no good dicks present, my favorite visual to masturbate to is having a white man eat Pussy, and right when I’m about to climax, I kick him in the face and let the mandingo standing in the corner finish me off. It makes me cum every time. So I enjoy degrading images, as long as I’m the degrader.
Not to say I don’t like a little light S&M, but to a point. But make no mistake, the pleasure a man gets from busting one in your face is one of watching some prime submission/degradation. If you are into that, then do you. But if being degraded is not your kink, be careful.
True story. I had a f*ck budy once that was really amazing. Hot body, great d*ck, and he respected me. He never flaked or ignored me. We got along great. I LOVED giving him head, but I never swallowed. Once he talked me into swallowing, and I did. He was happy. Elated. He kept coming back for more. I was legendary in his mind and no other woman could measure up, sexually. He said this. But, something happened. He stopped respecting me so much. He stopped giving. He stopped listening. He started seeing me as a dick sucking service. And he would get angry if he didn’t get “his”. I as a person really didn’t exist anymore.
Cause guess what. Porn stars are not people. They are service providers whose only desire is to please the man. They don’t object to anything. They don’t ask for anything. They don’t need anything that the man doesn’t want. No need to try to please them.
So again, if degradation is your kink, by all means. But don’t be surprised if he decides you are not worth his effort when it comes to your needs.
I will never swallow again. There is no point. I don’t need to prove I am spartan, that I finish what I start, that I am not a quitter. I decide what challenges I take and who I am. I don’t need to do something unpleasant to prove my sexual worth. And if one man doesn’t like it, there are plenty of others who take the juicy Pussy and bomb ass head I give and say thank you.
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Your third paragraph is disturbing as all hell to me. Far worse than “unpleasant” and more violently sick than degrading.
Please don’t assume that everyone finds the same sexual acts unpleasant. You get off on humiliation and hate crimes. Max can like facials.
Wow. *smh*
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hey miss cougar,
i appreciate your comment, but respecfully disagree.
What physical pleasure does a man get from it? None.
-since he’s having an orgasm while ejaculating.. im sure there is some pleasure there. especially since he’s probably using his hand to get himself to that point (after other areas on your body)
What he gets is the visual of you accepting something that he knows is gross and not pleasant to you.
-i (and clearly many ladies above me), dont see it as gross. it’s part of the package of sexual activities. if i’m grossed out by bodily fluids, i shouldn’t be engaging in the activity of sex.
It is an act of submission and degradation. That is what pleases him.
-that is definitely in the eye of the beholder, because it can be for sure. but sometimes being submissive is pleasure as well.
I think the example of your former eff buddy, shouldn’t be used as the standard. 90% of all men, just want to have their dick sucked. Some want/expect you to do it to completion and neatly. Others reallllly don’t give a rats booty where it goes. If dude stopped respecting you, could it be that he was just getting bored. Most eff buddies don’t keep their consistent level of sexing.
I can totally see how and why sucking dick is seen as degrading to the woman. I don’t personally see it that way. In fact, I usually see it as the opposite. I don’t have to do a damn thing, but use my tongue to make you squirm? That’s power to me. The dude cumming in my mouth or wherever, is just physical proof of a job well done.
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To each her own.
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But see, I gotta ask, if the fact that he came is evidence of a job well done and it doesn’t matter where he shoots the load……..why the face? Why would he get more pleasure from shooting it on your face, as opposed to your chest or belly, for example? Semen on the face must signify something if he’s requesting that specifically. If its no difference…know what I mean? But the face? It is different. There is a point to doing that.
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I wonder if maybe his loss of interest was not because he degraded you but instead because he got you to do what you said you would never do. The thrill of the chase was gone.
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I got my first BJ in the car on the way to dinner. We were both dressed up for our big date. She made me pull over in a parking lot and I got the big, unexpected surprise. There was plenty of room in the front seat of the ’68 Chevy land yacht that I owned at the time.
I had gone down on her a couple of times before, but we always managed to get interrupted by something when she was ready to return the favour. She brought me to the brink of orgasm and then held her thumb in the right spot at the base to prevent the big spurt, and she surprised me by taking off her high heel shoe with her other hand, pointed my dick into her shoe and then let it go. She moved over and leaned back to have me eat her out and I could feel her come as she slid her foot back into her shoe while I was tongue-deep in her pussy.
I wasn’t expecting her to swallow, and it didn’t really matter to me where my fluids went. I asked her later why she did that and she told me, “I like the feel of it under my foot.”
You couldn’t have taken the smile off of my face with a belt sander for the rest of that evening.
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This is the greatest post ever written ever
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**Pineapples** fuck all the theatrics just swallow and I’ll be happy. Think lozenges not lotion.
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Rant: Cum tastes so nasty when it gets cold. If you take it on your face, you can’t ever get it in your mouth fast enough before it cools and when it’s cooled, it’s also sticky. -end rant
Anyway, it’d rather just take it in the mouth and swallow it or let me lay down and drops of it land in surprise locations. I’ll take it on the face if he wants but that’s not my favorite choice. *shrugs*
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Sex gets boring if not spontaneous, the mere fact you be discussing that ish with her means she ain’t grown. Sex is nasty period!
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I used to love it! Until my now ex boyfriend told me he didnt want to put it there anymore. He thought it was disrespectful toward me…so now I feel a way about asking other dudes to do it. I didnt feel disrespected, but if men see it as an act only to be bestowed upon those least deserving of respect…
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I’m with the group that says “if he likes it, he can do it”. I’ve never found any act to be degrading if it’s done with someone you care about and trust. not to be done with everyone, but once again, if we’re having fun and there’s no harm in it – why not?
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