The Art of the Threesome Part I
2011
I don’t get a lot of advice questions from men, but of the ones I do receive, the vast majority of them are about threesomes. Have I ever had one, would I ever have one, do girls really like them. Shit like that. But far and away the question I’m asked most often is “how [...]
I don’t get a lot of advice questions from men, but of the ones I do receive, the vast majority of them are about threesomes. Have I ever had one, would I ever have one, do girls really like them. Shit like that. But far and away the question I’m asked most often is “how do I make a threesome happen?”.
My answer to this is always the same; it depends on whom you’re dealing with, but you can go one of two ways. You can hope it happens organically, or you can go on a mission to make it happen. That’s a non-answer if I’ve ever heard one, but it’s the best I’ve got.
See the thing about threesomes is that it doesn’t much matter how they come to be, as long as they come to be. When you’re down and dirty in the bed with two other people are you really going to stop and lament over how it came to pass? No you’re going to grab a titty and stuff it in your mouth and thank the good God almighty that you are where you are in that moment. That’s what I think anyway. But I realize that not everyone is as smart as I agrees with me and some people might think that how your threesome comes to be impacts the quality of it.
So since unscientific experiments are the hallmark of this blog, this week and next we’re comparing threesome stories. This week I’m giving you a story of a threesome that happened all on its own; next week I’ll tell you a story of a meticulously planned threesome, and together we’ll come to a consensus of whether one is any better than the other. Sound good?
I know you guys are looking at the screen like “okay Max stop rambling and get to the dirty part” aren’t you? Okay let’s go:
Oh one small note before we get to it: both of the stories are from readers and both are anonymous so don’t bother asking me who told them. And no, I am not in either of the stories. Not that I would tell you guys if I were.
Okay! Here’s the story:
So I’m chilling at this girl’s Ashley’s house. She and I have a “history” so one thing leads to another and I end up fucking her. While she’s riding me and sucking me, this other girl Brittney who I’ve also fucked calls me up and says she wants to see me. I ask Ashley if was cool if she stopped by, but told her “it’s someone I slept with, so I can understand if you don’t want to”.
She said it was cool
So Brittney pulls up, I go outside, Brittney is a little drunk. And has on this little black dress. I open the door for her, help her out of the car and I give her a hug. She hugs me back and kisses me.
Once.
Twice.
Then she pretty much starts getting heavy.
I grab a handful of her ass from under her dress and we’re making out heavy in the parking lot. I’m like “Yo…we gotta go upstairs”. So we go upstairs and we’re all lying on the couch. Me, Ashley, and Brittney.
Ashley is lying down, and I’m kind of lying in her lap and Brittney is basically lying with her head in my chest.
Brittney and I are covered by the blanket, so I take my hand under the blanket and palm Brittney’s ass.
We’re laying there for a while making small talk and shit and I’m like “man…fuck it. Do you guys wanna go lay down in the room since there’s more space?” And to my surprise, everybody is like “yea, let’s go”.
I’m like oh shit!
We’re in the room lying down and my heart’s racing because I’m like I could have a threesome tonight son!
So I’m lying in between them. I kinda cuddle Brittney a bit and then I stick my hands between her legs. She kinda resists at first and then she opens them and I start rubbing on her clit. I feel her body tense up, the heat rose, and she turns towards me.
We start to kiss while I’m rubbing on her clit and then I take my hand off it to tap Ashley. I turn and start kissing Ashley while readjusting Brittney to face me and now I’m in between them and kissing both of them.
I get up on my knees on the bed and they’re both sitting there, so i take off Brittney’s clothes and start kissing her, and Ashley asks Brittney if it’s ok where this is going.
She responds with a kiss
So I take off Brittney’s clothes and now she’s sitting there naked. I lay her down, insert myself into her and begin to fuck her while Ashley watches.
I do that for a while, since I’d already fucked Ashley’s brains out earlier that day. Then I made Brittney get up, and I lay down. I told Ashley to sit on my dick. And Brittney to sit on my face.
Then, I told Brittney to lie down. I made Ashley bend over with her ass in the air and her face between Brittney’s legs and I fucked the shit out of her. Then I told them to switch positions and I fucked the shit out of Brittney.
And then I came.
And then we slept.
Fin.
What do you guys think of this story? Do you think threesomes turn out better when they’re spontaneous, or are they something that requires careful thought and planning? Do you have a “I was in the right place and the right time and ended up having a threesome” story? Overshare with me in the comments.
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in my past life I’ve found 3sums to be much better when spontaneous, but it’s always good to come prepared for the situation. Every freaky girl or guy should have a chick that is willing to experiment on their team so when you do meet another girl that’s down to get her Ellen on, you don’t have to look too far to make that fantasy happen.
Why do I feel like Max has totally avoided the subject of this blog by making it anonymous… come clean make have you or haven’t you???
story sounds fine to me.. i’m glad he took charge & made sure things flowed in a good direction and didn’t leave everyone wondering what should be done now??
i actually like a lite mix of spontaneous with a touch of planning.. like NC17 said having people you know that are down but not all planned out like a movie script…
I’ve found threesomes to be much better on television, as opposed to the ones I’ve paid for in real life. Too much going on for me, can’t last but 10-12 pumps. But I try hard and that’s all that matters.
Word???You paid for threesomes??? WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?
Dead and Gone..
lmao wow.
That’s like raw sex. The best part about it is knowing you shouldn’t be doing it. It’s usually over pretty quickly.
Overshare? Nah not on Max’s site.
Quick? Naw. I mean there is always that sensation that you’re going to cum as soon as you first slide in, but you get used to it and can maintain after a few strokes.
Not in my experience. At least not so far.
Threesomes are better planned and with people you know AND are comfortable with. (She doesn’t like strangers. They give her a cold.) And done more than once. Maybe over a weekend. Well for me anyway. It sometimes takes me a hot to minute to get comfortable so if you’re there for more than one night then things get more spontaneous.
And two more very important things everyone must be secure and unselfish.
…which is somewhat impossible.
No it’s not really.
I am not smooth enough to plan anything this glorious.
The first time reminds me of my first time overall, you find yourself thinking “is this it? Is it finally going to happen?”
Number one rule is, if these chicks give you are rule, you gotta break it. Eff boundaries. This might be your only momment to pull off that move you saw Nat Turher pull, don’t let anything get in your way.
But seriously, NC17 is right. Max needs to come clean. She promised in her 500th post, she would reveal her personal dirt.
Never had a threesome. I don’t believe I have the skills to make it possible. Not exactly a top fantasy for me though.
All I have to say about this post is…Playa you are a boss for the way you parlayed this! *Fist Bump*
Exploring my curious side, I can say I would have a threesome under certain circumstances but as of now, I don’t know what those circumstances are. I just know that 2 guys, 1 girl (me being the girl of course) doesn’t excite me as much as 2 girls, 1 guy does (me being one of the girls of course). Hmmm that’s really all I can contribute to this topic…..
Nice post. But there must be something wrong with me. While everyone is focused on all the girl on guy on girl action all I kept thinking to myself was “wait, did that girl Britney really drink and drive? If so, I’m questioning her judgment and decision making skills. Like, does she practice safe sex?”
what scares me. . . is i was thinking along those lines.
Thats the first thing i thought when i was reading it…
So Andrew calls. It’s late and I know he wants me to go over for my weekly beating. I get there and his friend Jeff is sitting on his couch, sipping on some Grand Marnier. Now, I’d met Jeff before and had that “Damn, why didn’t I meet Jeff before Andrew ’cause I sure as hell would be letting Jeff get the cookies instead of Andrew” feeling, so needless to say, my tummy did a little topsy-turvy thing. I played the whole, “Oh well hey there stranger! What are you doing here?” part. What he did next let me know exactly what he was doing there:
He pulled me by the hand and had me straddle his lap and kissed me hello. On the mouth. Deep enough that I tasted the Grand Marnier. While Andrew watched from the bedroom door.
They might have planned it. But it was spontaneous for me. Regardless though……
Wow.
Good read. Anticipating the part II…
I mean, you gon finally tell us readers that you like coochie too..right, Max?
It’s not really a threesome without at least one bisexual. Without that magic element it’s just called “takin’ turns”.
I agree the best part of the three some is missing no oral sex.. No girl on girl
Threesomes are much better when they are spontaneous. When you have to plan it, it takes away from the moment. Ijs. Lol.
true story
*Delurking*
I’ve always been curious about how i’d want a threesome to go down. On one hand i’d say spontaneous, but it would have to be with a guy that i trust. Trust in the sense that i trust him to be able to handle two women and not nut after 10 thrusts #seewhatididthere
Also it can’t really work if any of the parties is averse to giving head because then it will just be taking turns and not a threesome.