As always (by which I mean as I did once before) I’m going to commemorate the occasion by looking back at the past year. Take a stroll down memory lane with me, won’t you? Your 5 favourite posts (based on views): An Ode to Balls Much as I Loved It, Hate It Now The After [...]
As always (by which I mean as I did once before) I’m going to commemorate the occasion by looking back at the past year. Take a stroll down memory lane with me, won’t you?
Your 5 favourite posts (based on views):
My favourite post: Pussy be Yankin‘ (I still can’t believe I actually posted that shit) and Any 10 on Tuesday with @RedLady821. I DIE laughing every time I read it and it totally solidifies her status as best most hilarious person ever.
And my favourite comments:
“You know who is fine as hell and I know would put a hurting on me, Streetz. I would come over with my hair au natural because he wouldn’t let me keep a press. I can imagine him having me touch my toes and hold my ankles while getting it from the back talking about “See-aren’t-you-glad-I-had-you-stretch-out-before-this” with each thrust. And when I was doing otha thangs, I could hear him saying” you see these abs baby? …I’ve been workin’em out for you…touch’em while you down there”….oooooh yummmm”
“Now, until this post, I hadn’t thought of Streetz.. but I imagine him talking about the physical advantages of every different pose…’you know, this one right here gets the obliques AND the quads.. but let’s make sure we stretch after… and I already got the protein shakes on deck..’ Then he’d calculate the amount of calories that was just worked off…”
BP and Nick on Your Favourite Male Bloggers in Bed
“I purposely didn’t read your post, cause I don’t feel like blowing a load (yet…)”
The incomparable Adonis on The Last Epic Sex I Had
“Y’all need Jesus.
What the Eff I miss today?
BP can’t take her hand out her pants
Starita is tossing salads for free
and Max… well Max is just being regular old horny Max”
“2. The Massage: I usually save this one for girls at or near wifey status. I prop her up against pillows, so that she is kind of sitting up and in a relaxed position.Then I slowly, gently and tenderly massage her outer lips with my fingers. The strokes start of short, sweet and delicate and eventually build up until I’m virtually circling the entire surface area of her outer lips. I’m not even looking at her clit yet, almost like I’m pretending it ain’t there. I don’t go near the clit until the juices are really flowing and the breathing is really heavy. Let me also emphasize the slowly part b/c sometimes I’m at it for a looooooong time. That’s another reason why I usually save the move for wifey b/c I generally don’t have the inclination to put this much time in for just any girl. Anyway, to make a long story shot, this usually ends in lots and lots of moisture. On more than one occasion this has brought women to tears. I’m not kidding.”
You guys don’t know how much nail-painting mileage I have gotten off this post. You do not know.
Sam Sharpe (who the fuck else?) on Signature Sex Moves
“This post has confirmed to me that every dude in Canada is wack as fuck for not trying to wife Max at this point.”
Malik on Romancing Your Man
And before @emti comes around here to point it out, yes I do realize that once again I’ve chosen mostly comments by males despite the fact that men comment far less frequently on here than women do. I’m boy crazy, sue me *kanyeshrug*
At the risk of getting sappy, can I just say a huge thank you to all of you? Lurkers and comment-novelists, sycophants, and nay-sayers, you guys truly have no idea how you have enriched my life in the last two years. I hope you’ll stick around with me for many more.