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Nobody loves a dirty fuck more than me. The titillation of nasty words whispered in my ear, the shock of pain when he pulls my hair, the gasp of shock when he touches me there. And we all recognize the appeal of the forbidden secret fuck; the pleasure in breaking the rules; the thrilling risk of detection. Everybody loves the first-time fuck; exploring uncharted territory, discovering his boundaries, the sharp cry that comes the first time he hits that spot.
But there is one fuck that beats all these. The fuck that blows the mind and soothes the soul. The fuck that no amount of porn-watching, no anaconda dick, no yankin’ pussy can help you achieve. The old-time fuck.
The old time fuck is the fuck that comes with practice. It’s the tenth or one hundredth or one thousandth fuck you have with someone who has been paying attention, who has studied your every moan, every wince, every gasp, every grunt, and knows exactly what to do to draw them out of you. It might go by rote, you might follow the same sequence of events that you’ve followed a thousand times before, but it’s the fuck that hits all your spots exactly the way you like them.
The old time fuck soothes you like a security blanket. It calms you like a cup of tea. It uplifts you like your favourite scripture. But it also gets you open like Black Moon and wetter than the deepest ocean.
When you’re old time fucking it doesn’t matter if the lights are on or off, if music is playing or you’re grinding to the sounds of skin against skin. Old time fucking doesn’t care if his chest or her legs are shaved, it don’t matter whether her bra and panties matched before she took them off. You don’t need to powder your sheets or light candles for the old time fuck. It’s you and it’s him and the stage is set. The old time fuck needs no accoutrement.
The old time fuck pushes boundaries. It takes you everywhere you like to go and then leads you places you’ve never been. You surrender all your innocence to the old time fuck. He is the first one to ever fuck you like that, she is the first one to ever lick you there. He’s the only one you’d ever do that to, she’s the only one you’d ever let do that.
When he old time fucks you, he doesn’t claim the pussy. He conquered the pussy long ago. When he’s on top of you and long-stroking you he says “you are mine”. And you don’t even have to say anything in response because he knows it’s true. There’s nothing you can do or say to undo the hold he has on you; no reason you would want to be free of him.
The old time fuck is the fuck that’s so good that his face is contorted in anguish, and her groans are like sobs. It’s the fuck where every stroke is a story, every moan a proclamation. It’s not the fuck you stumble drunkenly into; or the fuck that’s achieved by great chemistry. All the hot talks and smut exchanged in the world cannot bring about the old time fuck; you have to earn it; work for it; invest time in bringing it to pass. It’s not the fuck that blows your back out, it’s the fuck that blows your mind.
But what do you guys think? Have you experienced the great old-time fuck? What’s your favourite thing about it? Do you love it or do you prefer the hot newness of the first time fuck? Overshare with me in the comments.
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i’ve experienced the old time fuck. definitely have. its great. the good thing about the old time fuck is no matter how much time has passed between fucks you can pick up like no time has passed at all. the old time fuck is a blessing and curse though. sometimes you don’t want to get it in with the old fuck but you know exactly what you’re getting into you let go of your inhibitions.
haha this old time fuck sounds like something that would make me cum WAY too fast!
Haven’t had the pleasure.
Never experienced it…..so i think my experience of the one-time fuck is still the best for me
Great…now I’m going to be thinking about my old-time f*ck. Great post!
Ive only had old time fucked with exes. Bc we’ve “forgotten” exactly how it used to go down. So when we get the refresher session, its like a breathe of fresh air and good ol times mixed together. There’s no worries if u ask for what u really want be each of u alrdy kno, but like u said no asking is required. I kno exactly how to hit it, what to grab, how tight to choke (when expected). And she knows exactly how to ride it, how deep to suck it, what to lick and what to say. It’s like a fantastic, forbidden reunion….and now I want one…thanks Max…geez.
Great post and I had someone come to mind as I was reading. On another note I wish I knew of you when me and my 8 friends came to Toronto last Sept to hang out. I could have asked you where to go would have loved to buy you a drink and talk some shit. We found out the spots and some how we got known as the 9 rowdy Americans really quickly in the city go figure. Again great post and TGIF.
come back:-)
I really enjoyed the city. I will be back and I hope this is LADY LOL
HAHAHA yes it’s a lady
You should come for Caribana
wait…you’re a man right? LOL
yeah I’m a man no Caribana this year going to London and Ibiza first of Sept maybe next year….
Agree 100% Max! It’s the only reason that I occasionally risk the emotional baggage of re-hooking up with my ex. Great post!
amazing. thats the description to a T…. damn
perfect timing! my ex, newly divorced, made his first call to me….and we are currently set up to have our first old-time fcuk next weekend, and every detail you mentioned applies here. no need to get ambiance, fancy lingerie, shaved, music, etc. (but i plan on doing that anyway!) in fact, i’m going to send this link to him right now, to let him know what he’s in for *grin* great post max!
Great read Max… But I have to stay away from those Old-Time f*cks cause those are the ones that get me in trouble… Sometimes its just not worth it.
I cant say I’ve experienced this. Even my longest relationship doesn’t qualify for “Old Time” anything. But the idea is interesting as it also involves the constant need for creativity to void things getting stale. It is exciting to imagine the person who will eventually own that level of exclusivity with me and I in turn can do things never doen to anyone else.
Damn these nasty Friday posts! Lol get me all hot n bothered just reading the dern thing!
Anyway, I’m a big fan of this type of “loving” despite, as another reader already pointed out, the risk of emotional re-entanglement that’s possible. Because I think this “type” of fcuking is more likely when we’re talking about an ex, and it’s an ex that knows you inside and out. Have a couple of exes like this and its easy to be fooled into thinking it might work again because you both have this deep physical/damn near spiritual connection, but you gotta make sure to bring yourself back to reality and enjoy the moment for what it is.