Under normal circumstances my aversion to music videos would have prevented me from ever encountering this song, but my favourite person recently turned me on to it.
And while I don’t love it with the depth and breadth that he does, I have to respect the Lady’s hustle – a yankin’ pussy is just good for business.
But like I said in this post, not every girl knows when she has good pussy. And like he said in that one, not every pussy that is touted as good actually is. However, as I’ve already schooled you, my pussy is drugs. So if I were the kind of girl who did such things I would definitely qualify to walk around proclaiming that my pussy be yankin’. And here’s why.
I’m committed to the cause.
I probably won’t let you shit on me, but other than that I’m open to being convinced. If I really dig you I’ll tell you I want you to do everything to me and I’ll mean it. And once I’m in it I’m trying to win it. I’m not going to quietly endure it when you test out the contraption you bought online; I’m going to throw myself into it and try my best to make it great for both of us. And if I can’t do that I’ll at least make it great for you.
You know how when you and your lady have a function to go to and you get that pre-outing wood that requires attention? But when you try to pin her down on the bed she’s pushing you off her on some “We gotta go we’re gonna be late”? I am so not that girl. You will never hear me say we can’t fuck now. We can always fuck.
The dirtiest mind for miles.
Any woman who has watched at least one porno in her life can do a decent job of getting you to bust. No matter how prudish or uptight a woman is, rub your dick in her hole enough times and you will get your nut. That pussy’s not yankin’ – it’s just serving its purpose in life. For a pussy to top the charts it must be attached to a dirty mind. Because, as a wise man once said “the brain makes you cum, not the coochie”. A dirty girl like me knows exactly how grimy to get with you before you start to question your morals. I’m the kind of woman who, after you fuck me, will leave you feeling almost violated. And nothing says “my pussy be yankin’” like making you say “Damn. I think she just stole something from me.”
It’s not custom fitted but it feels like it is.
Like I said before, I’m a one at a time kind of girl. So at any given moment in time there is only gonna be one dick to which my pussy curves. But even if I slip up and let you hit it on the side, you’re gonna feel like my shit was created just for you. It’s not just about tightness; all the Kegels in the world are only going to get you so far. But think of it as the memory foam of pussies; when you slide in it expands and contracts to hit all your spots. Now ladies you may wonder how I accomplish this but sorry – I can’t tell you all my secrets. That’s bad for business
Bald from tip to toe.
And we all know men love hairless women right? You can’t have a truly yankin’ pussy if you’ve never been to Brazil.
I’m a G with my shit.
I used to be the kind of girl who laid down and took dick. And I never wanted to ride because I never wanted to be in control. Those days are fucking over though. These days if I want to ride your dick I’m riding it. And if you want to be on top of me at the moment I want to be on top of you, we might have a fight on our hands. If you’re hitting it from the back I’m gonna tell you to be still and let me do the work and throw my pussy back on you just like I learned in my booty popping workshop. And you don’t have to push my head down on the bed so you can get deeper – I’m two steps ahead of you with one leg cocked up like I’m about to leap over a hurdle. I don’t take dick, I give pussy. That’s for real.
But what say you guys? Men what do you think is the recipe for yankin’ pussy? Ladies is your pussy yankin’? It’s Friday – give me all the dirty details in the comments.
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“I don’t take dick, I give pussy.”
That is an admirable stance, but I’ve already written before that I have issues with any sort of submissiveness. For it be yankin it needs to be as you stated: ‘It’s not custom fitted but it feels like it is.’ And I enjoy frequent admiration, so feel free to take off your cool and be vocal. Granted the way you’re being vocal is going to dictate how I’m fucking you though.
I just wanted to make a random statement since i read somewhere it’s rude to visit a blog more than 3 times and not comment. Also since i found this blog and have been eye raping it for several days… anyway max i think you’re definatley yankin and female bloggers can certainly have fans, it’s hard not to find someone so insightful on such a range of subjects and not like them. But reading a blog isn’t 3-d world and i can’t speak for all men but at 32 i still change what i want on a daily basis. So yankin or not as long as i can visit you in cyber-land, read your opinions and turn this computer off eventually.. i’m hooked. Keep doing your thang!
Thank you sir! I’m glad you enjoyed and even more glad you popped your comment cherry.
“I don’t take dick, I give pussy.”
This line made my life. I actually enjoy putting in a little work from time to time, give my man a break….or maybe its the feeling of possessing control, either way its a win-win
*thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*
That sound is the sound of men everywhere falling to their knees and praising God…
I kay-neen-lie, “I don’t take dick, I give pussy” is the most boss and gangster shit i’ve heard … dammit … in my entire life. That’s spartan shit right there.
I must say on a more deeper thought, I would rather hear about women who talk about how great their pussy is than how well travelled it is.
Dirty admission: I’ve been listening to this songs for a while now, but it needs to be said that the more you listen to it, the more you realize there’s some truth to that song. She ain’t really talking that nasty, listen to it over and over again and it will be obvious, she basically saying, “I got that good good.”
Sigh… we must be kindred spirits… A woman after my own heart and who shares my sentiments and expresses it with such poise. LOVE LOVE LOVES IT…
Maxfab quotables:
“I PROBABLY won’t let you shit on me…”
“Damn, I think she just stole something from me”
“…its like the memory foam of pussies.”
and my favorite,
“There’s always time to fuck.”
I definitely thought I was the only one who saw that probably in the first quote…
Max, get your life together. LOL.
Max, I’m giving you my certified yaad man 2 finga gun salute right now….This is…I’m not sure where to start…
…should I big up the “memory foam of pussies” or the “one leg cocked up like I’m about to leap over a hurdle” or the mantra by which all women should be living:
“I don’t take dick, I give pussy”
BWHAHAHAHA! This video is more hood than quarter waters, Flaming Cheetos and Sour Apple Nowalata’s (Now N’ Later’s) for breakfast. Did that trick really have silver lipstick on the top lip and gold on the bottom?
Ok, back to the matter at hand…yanking pussy.
I used to think that throwing in back in the sack was standard, but apparently its not. My ignorant ass has told me more than once that I’m the only girl that has every thrown the pussy back at him. You can’t just lay there…gotta meet each of his strokes with a response and the flex on the dick. Not a lot, or else you’ll make it slip out…just enough to catch him off guard.
I suppose that’s why I’m #TeamMissionary b/c I’m good at that it *hood rat voice*
great post.
“I don’t take dick, I give pussy.” <— this is my type of woman. not necessarily you but you get my point.
i think out of all the points you listed: "I’m committed to the cause." and "I’m a G with my shit." are the most important in my book.
I saw this video a while back and could NOT get the chorus out of my head. It’s quite catchy, right? LOL.
I also wondered exactly what yankin’ meant. Well baby, you done cleared all of that for me! I got it! LOL
No take. Just give!
Love it!
Sooooo… I’ll just *applaud* here and KIM. Lol.
All I’mma say is, I kay-neen-lie.
Max, Max, Max… you make me want to start a new blog under a pseudo name with body part images, but until I find those additional hours in my day that won’t happen. I will continue to visit & quietly approve of max-logic.
Girl you are a hot mess. I still can’t get past that memory foam visual. Love the write girl, too funny!
Oh yea and being “committed to the cause” is MAJOR!! There’s nothing worse than gettin head and having to reassure her every 12 seconds that “I’m not gonna cum in your mouth”. U gotta keep in ya mouth and take it a deep as possible, and once u go until u cant go no more, pull it out and do it again…but I digress.
1st–my 2520 labmates were the one to put me up on this song/video. lol & smh.
2nd–wow! just WOW @ this post. i aspire to have your confidence max. and im workin on it.
Awesome post.
Once you get past the hoodrattyness of it, that song is nothing but the truth. lol.
When he’s still talking about the pussy 6 years later, and he’s engaged to be married… Yeah I know my pussy be yankin’.
Women need to get into yoga. Downward facing dog is called that for a reason. Stretch your hamstrings and hip flexors. You ain’t seen nothing until you see a man’s face when you do a split on the dick, and you can keep the motion… Priceless. Of course, these are the basics. Yoga makes everything better. And when you’re more flexible, you don’t have to worry as much about injury.
See Doc, this is why I exercise. Stamina, endurance, flexibility, a strong core… a combination for greatness.
“Women need to get into yoga. Downward facing dog is called that for a reason. Stretch your hamstrings and hip flexors. You ain’t seen nothing until you see a man’s face when you do a split on the dick, and you can keep the motion…”
All of this!
“See Doc, this is why I exercise. Stamina, endurance…”
Yes!!! I get sexually lazy when I’m not in shape.
Thank You GRITS… You delivered for me today…
Didn’t see that coming either…
Maxie got the dislike button, I’m a inspire you ladies to exercise it well…
I have never encounter/had a p*ssy that is yankin’ & FRANKLY being that my s*x game is below average (my opinion), if I encountered Ms. Yankin’, I would probably get exposed & embarassed (builds character)… Love you OG women…
That being said, Max, I would rather get the opinion of your SAs & other exes who have sampled you… They have way more credibility than what you are telling me in this post…
So, I’m ready to talk to them if you are…
Enjoy….
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Anecdote*
I am in a library in Queens right now… & some old husky hunchback white chick caught the title of today’s featured post… & the conversation basically went like this…
OHH White Chick: Pussy… Be.. Yankin’!!!
Adonis: *startled* Yeah, today is Nasty Friday…
OHHWC: Oh, I need to be here for next Friday then (sarcasm)
Adonis: Max-Logic.com
OHHWC: Oh, I need to get on that website (sarcasm)
I wish she was serious tho… You might able to change her life…
“I don’t take dick, I give pussy” ….Max for FUCKING president!!! this is why I love you and have loved you since you were corrupting me when I was 13 yrs old lol! Because you are the baddest! Recently during a “session” he said “damn girl you win!”…. I be YANKIN son! xxxo
He tapped out? Smh. Never admit defeat.
I feel like I wrote this. This is exactly how chicks should fuck. We’d have less dudes trolling for extras if women knew how to throw it down in the bedroom.
Oh Max, I’m so effing inspired! And turned on, but still, inspired. I’m just… Its the same feeling I got when I first saw porn.
It makes sense in MY head anyway. I haven’t had a lot of sex, but I always imagined I’d be good at it. Great self esteem or uber presumptious?
And I kinda wanna know which library Adonis was in Queens (that is, if he means NY)
lol! I wondered about the library too! Jamaica ave?
Flushing has the best library in Queens.
Interesting, I remember when I was on my Smallville swag, I got into it with the security in Flushing… Almost got arrested… Mostly chinese, Flushing High School, the bigger question is… Why flushing & its library…?
It’s pretty much always open, has the longest hours and the best selection of books/movies.
I live in Brooklyn, & chill in queens… I was at Forest Hills today, alot of chinese & older whites hang out there… Central Library is more Negro (Haitians primarily)
OK, this post right here, is gonna make me go out and find three MORE computers so I can re-vote for you again…and again…and again…for the Black Weblog Awards!!!!
Yea, I already voted three times…
I hope the voter counters don’t see this message…I ran out of computers & IP addresses… Thank for the reminder LG…best read ever! love the quote “i dont take dick, i give pussy” and i am an firm believer in kegel exercises. if you squeeze the dick at the right moment he’ll definitely be saying its yankin
“when you slide in it expands and contracts to hit all your spots”
Wow, this is your RAWEST post ever!! Damn this got me hot!!
Yea, any man that has had some good pu$$y can read in this and know that max definately knows what she is talking about. This is my first time reading anything she’s written. I’m looking forward to reading more of this. The biggest problem with this though is women don’t want to hear it. I think if they hear what Max is saying and it comes from another woman, they will start opening their eyes a little more.
First off, I need to confess…when I seen this video a few weeks ago, I thought it was catchy….whew. Now that ive gotten that off my chest. I enjoyed the blog. And I agree with all points made by Max. I really agree with being committed to the cause because I have an ego out this world. I enjoy receiving out the blue text messages, IM’s and emails from blasts from the past that have had a flashback of how the pussy was YANKIN. That just let’s me know I did a damn good job of giving my sprinkle of sunshine away. Again great post.
I just watched the video and cried real tears. My life is forever changed because of this. Not only do I not know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but now I have to wonder if my pussy be yankin.
#cantbelife
this is why max needs to start a line of nasty friday tees.
there are tooo many quotables.
actually max…i’ll holla at you about this for real.
you know that west indian 2 week festival with a trinidadian parade on the last sat of july is coming up soon. (i dont want the CCC to sue for me for saying caribana). oops.
oh. and this post. yeah. bookmarked and ALLADAT.
WTF!!!!! I am in tears over here! Loving this spot… gonna visit everyday. I was under the impression that flexin and throwin it back was standard, but have come to find out… Sadly they are not. Im down to do what ever it is to make us both get one… Leg on the wall, chinese splits, back bend, baby I got u, and I know how to take mine… THATS why my pussy’s yankin!
See…girl you trippin…hell nawl it aint standard…that’s why so many men keep women on the side. The main woman can’t be talked to. They swear they can but they can’t be. They think it’s a comparison to another woman when all it is is telling you what you need to be doing so the brother don’t have to go looking for it somewhere else. bottom line is if he’s had done, he’s gonna continue to get it done. Hell…forget the yankin…you’d be surprised of the women that think they don’t even have to come off of it much less have it yankin. This max woman is on top of her game and I bet you anything she gets rid of men…men don’t get rid of her. That’s real talk. I can read in that article she knows what she’s doing. She sounds like a select few I’ve had myself and I’m telling you, those could get it at any time of the day. So many sisters don’t even realize what they are missing out on because they are busy trying to find a way to give up as less as possible and meanwhile the man is busy looking for a replacement. Then you wonder why the next woman gets $hit in one year that you waited for for 7 years and didn’t get. It’s a simple solution…and it’s called as the sista said…”yankin pu$$y”.lol
Girlfriend. Yep…you need to put this in stores…especially for married women. You’d be suprised how many men bone other women because their wives always have an excuse not to break a brother off and then when they do it’s half done…not realizing you can get away with a lot of $hit if you do it right when you do. I’ve had some of the yankin pu$$y before and any man will tell you…they will choose a yankin pu$$y from a less attractive woman any day over some half dealt $hit from someone that looks like Halley Berry. If you don’t believe that just look around. Is anyone man or woman going to argue about the looks of Kobe’s wife, What about Eric Bonet’s ex Halley Berry. Do you think for one minute any of those women these guys were/are boning look as good as their wives? Once a man has had yankin pu$$y…he’s going to always get it from somewhere. Believe that. What you have to decide is is it going to be you or someone else.