A Trip Down Memory Lane


So thanks to you – best readers ever – I topped what I did last year and am nominated for four Black Weblog Awards! You guys fucking rock. Now you know what to do right? Head over here to get instructions and whatnot and help me bring it home this year.

This might be because I’m technically a girl, but one of the things I don’t like about blogging is how quickly I have to let go of posts. I write them, you guys comment, and then they’re basically dust in the wind and we don’t get to beat the discussions like a dead horse the way women sometimes love to do. So I thought it would be a fun exercise today for us to revisit some of the most popular and most-discussed topics on here in the last little while and talk some more about them. So today we’re taking a stroll down memory lane.

Oh and also? I can’t think of anything to write about. And the DVD I ordered 6 weeks ago finally came and I’d really like to watch it tonight.

At any rate, let’s get to it.

1. An Ode to Balls

I love balls and apparently you guys do too. Because you had a lot to say about this one.

2. Much As I Loved It, Hate It Now

I’ll tell you guys the truth – I pretty much pulled this one out of my ass and really didn’t expect anyone to comment on it. Colour me shocked as hell that people actually cosigned it. I guess I’m at my smartest when I’m throwing spaghetti at walls.

4. Signature Sex Moves

This post is one of my very favourites ever; not because of anything I had to say but because of Sam Sharpe’s epic comment in which he describes his special pussy massage. Every time I read it I want to jump on the subway and hunt him down. One day I will. What an epic post that would make.

5. Deep Throat 101

Did any of you actually try the tips in this post? Because I’d love to know if they work.

6. The Last Epic Sex I Had

I think this was my first time telling you an almost-true dirty story. Those posts are hard as hell to write but boy do they come in handy when you’re in need of a bit of smut.

7. Dirty Things I’ve Never Done

I STILL have not done any of the things on this list!

8. 5 Must-Have Fucks

You guys gave me a bunch more fucks to add to my must-have list.

9. The After-Sex Phone Call

No matter how many times I discuss this topic – and it is near and dear to my heart so I discuss it a lot – I still think that if a man doesn’t contact a woman the day after he beats for the first time it’s because he doesn’t respect her. I don’t care what other excuse a man uses to obfuscate the issue, I stand firm on this.

10. You On Top

You know what’s funny about this post? The man in the story who gave me the crash course on dick riding? None other than the Spectacular Asshole himself. This post consistently ranks among my most-viewed pages so I’m guessing there are a whole lot of women out there who need a refresher on their on top game.

And there you have it, some of your favourite posts. Everyone noticed that almost all of them are nasty right? Ya’ll are some dirty birds and that’s why I love you so. If you have anything new to say, speak your piece in the comments.

Oh! And feel free to drop me post suggestions when you have them. Especially for Nasty Fridays. The well runneth dry sometimes and I need all the inspiration I can get.

And please don’t forget to vote for me to win a Black Weblog Award or four. If you don’t want me to be the Susan Lucci of black blogging, do me a favour and click here

bag lady. digital nerd. beauty junkie. shoe whore. i'm a sucker for big words and box-fresh kicks. know a little bit about a lot of things and have something to say about everything.

Comments 6

  1. Malik says:

    What DVD did you buy?

    1. max says:

      A documentary called “Trembling Before G-d”. I’ve seen it a million times but I love it.

  2. Malik says:

    Man I was you last night Max because I thought you finally had a list that had the numbers in the correct number. All those posts are before my time here.

    1. Malik says:

      Jesus that’s not even English!

      *Man I was so proud of you last night

      1. emti says:

        She missed #3;-)

  3. Flyy says:

    I was late to the land that is Max’s mind so now I get to catch up on what I missed. YAY for me.

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