Click here to watch the video version of this review.
So a few weeks ago my friend C (hi C!) called me up asking if I’d heard of a company called Lelo . I hadn’t, and proceeded to check out their site at his urging and discovered that they are the creators of some pretty fancy um, personal pleasure objects. After spending about five minutes digging around their site, I knew that I needed what they make in my life.
See the thing is, although I am a champion self-pleasurer, my arsenal of toys is sorely limited. This is partly because in general, I prefer to keep my nail painting au natural, but also because I am cheap about things like this. So the toys I own were gifts/prizes and therefore do not meet my exact specifications.
I hit up the good folks at Lelo and asked them to send me a demo object to review and they promptly sent me their Mia model. Also known as the “lipstick vibrator”, it’s tiny but it packs a mean punch. You can check out the beautiful and poetic description on their site right here, but suffice it to say that, with the Mia in your life, you can be the living version of Janet Jackson’s “Anytime Anyplace”. And what could be better than that?
This thing is tiny, but it does a lot. For one thing, it charges in your USB so you will never have the issue of needing a jolt and all your batteries are dead, which is what happens to me every single time I hit up my goody drawer. For another, the Mia is powerful. It has four speeds and the two fastest ones are serious tings; as I said in the video – it’s like having your own personal jackhammer with you at all times. If that’s what you’re into.
Because of Miss Mia, my lenten vow went completely out the window because the minute I got it I went to town.
And also because I had five slip ups before the Mia arrived. But we’re not talking about it right now. Mia and I have become so close in fact that she has taken up permanent residence in my purse (thank God it comes with a travel case so I don’t have to be embarrassed if someone happens to glance in my bag) and is frequently pulled out when the combination of a closed office door and a boring ass conference call gets me thinking.
Okay I’m kidding about that last part. But the point is, even if – like me – you’re not into vibrators, this is a very dope vibrator to own. Ladies, buy this for your girls and Men um….buy this for your girls. You’ll thank me later, I promise.
What about you ladies – do you play with toys or are you more of a use what God gave you type? Do you doubt a teeny tiny vibrator like Mia can deal with the case? Will you be trying it out? It’s not Friday, but overshare a bit in the comments.
And thanks again to my new best friends at Lelo for gifting me with the Mia. I think I’m in love.
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