For some reason, sexy men tend to travel in pairs. Have you ever noticed that? If you come across a regular looking guy, or an attractive but not hot guy, or even a fucking ugly guy, his entourage will be comprised of men from all over the attractiveness scale. But when you spot a man [...]
For some reason, sexy men tend to travel in pairs. Have you ever noticed that? If you come across a regular looking guy, or an attractive but not hot guy, or even a fucking ugly guy, his entourage will be comprised of men from all over the attractiveness scale. But when you spot a man who just looks like he would fuck you senseless and leave your clothes in tatters, chances are there’ll be another one right next to him.
That’s a beautiful thing.
I don’t know what other women think when they spot a pair of sexy men but you know where my mind goes? Actually it goes a lot of places, but I’ll tell you this: I don’t waste time trying to decide which one I want. I say to myself – the two of them + me = my idea of a great time.
You guys are well aware that I love pipe. So much so that the only thing I can think of that’s better than one pipe, is two pipes. The idea of being able to simultaneously experience my number one favourite feeling – a dick in my pussy and my number two favourite feeling – a dick in my mouth – at the same time comes up pretty often in my nail painting sessions.
But you know what comes up even more often? I feel a little shy to tell you guys, but Fridays are for over-sharing so let me just say this: I kinda wouldn’t be mad if I had to skip the number two favourite feeling and just doubled up on the number one favourite feeling. You know what I mean?
Ah double penetration. I know a lot of dirty girls who really want to experience and none who actually have. Because as hot as it is – and it is fucking hot – it seems it’s just not a good look for a woman to ask for it. And not a lot of men are offering it up. It’s so tragic. Because really – what could be better than a night with me between two of my favourite hot boys, a dick in each hand. Then one in my mouth and one in my pussy. Or one in my pussy and one in my ass. Or both in my….well you guys know where I’m going with this, right?
Of all the things on my sexual must-try list, this is the one that I fear will elude me for life. Where will I find two men who are comfortable having their dicks in such close proximity? And doesn’t being the F in a MMF make me automatically unwifeable? I know it’s possible to get around such things with a dick-dildo combo but….call me greedy but I’m looking for the singular joy of two cocks attached to two bodies and more importantly, two mouths that will whisper those nasty things that move me so.
At this point I’ve decided that if I’m meant to be the meat of the two-dick sandwich, the universe will deliver it to me. Until then I’ll keep it in heavy rotation in my nail painting fantasies.
But what about you guys? Any of my men out there down with DP? Ladies do you daydream about this? Any of you ever done it? How did you make it happen and more importantly, can you send those men my way? What was it like? Tell us all about it and be explicit in the comments.
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Good Morning,
I am 23, African-American Male, New York City, Raised On P*rn, studied women on & off INTENSELY since 17… Need more s.xual experiences… My body count, is 6 so far…
One more post like this, you will be COMPLETELY in my good graces again…
It is MY belief THAT every woman should try DP (or TP) once in their lifetimes, and when I finally get my sh*t together, every serious girlfriend I have will be strongly encouraged to go this route…
The reason why it eludes you Ms. Max is because Men are the leaders (most of the time) in the Sexual Realm… (And the Notorious Gender Double Standard too!)… The average woman can’t just get it off like (and preserve her reputation) that without elaborate male planning…
How would I plan my DP sessions (and getting two black dudes to put it in her as$ & her pus$y can be a challenge…)
1. Get a Girlfriend (Pick the right TYPE of GIRL, sexually mature, emotionally mature) (DUH)… And guys chances are she will be decent in the looks department…
2. Solidify the EMOTIONAL relationship… If I don’t establish the right RELATIONSHIP FRAME, then having other men penetrate my girlfriend will WRECK the relationship (I don’t have any horror stories on hand for you…)
3. I live in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, & Hang out in East Queens… When I go search for men to penetrate my gf… they will be RANDOM, and not close to where I live… I would love for me & my brother to DP some random chick, but that takes planning too… And as y’all know, I keep it a BUCK on these blogs, so in the street, I have no problem approaching random men & offer them an opportunity for some easy pussy… That is the EASY part…
Then of course, I would make them get tested, wear condoms (maybe spermicide & dental dams too, maybe… @Jozenc) cameras are optional… etc… etc…
But the keys of importance
- Preserve my gfs reputation…
- Preserve my relationship with my gfs
- And Safe Sex Is Great Sex…
Your Thoughts…
Classic Post… Thank You For Oversharing Max
lol this guy right here. Much respect. Well Max if you ever come to NYC, it seems like you already have two willingly participates here.
i’m actually speechless. dude you can’t believe any of this.
Bro, you know I keep it a BUCK on these blogs… I will probably see you IRL… So, I don’t want to have to defend anything…
somehow i doubt that buddy.
lol at Tunde’s doubtful reply.
I will never believe that a man would be ok with sharing his woman…. maybe his jumpoff
Guys are selfish!!
Put it this way… If we were together Kema… and you was my main girl…
I WOULD SHARE YOU WITH RANDOM DUDES…
#CaseClosed
any dude who participates in DP’ing a chick is gay. The wall between her vagina and anal canal is as thin as your cheek. You are way too close to another man’s junk, you can feel your tongue through your cheek, now think about shoving your junk in a chick like. To me, that seem like you actually want to get closer to the dude more than the chick.
Good Afternoon Guys…
Although I have thought about DP with the another dude & a girl… the scenario, I have describe above I would be the PLANNER & SUPERVISOR… Not a participant…
I would be f.ucking my gf first… to break her in for the next two guys… and move on from there…
You’re going to have yourself and two dudes eff your girlfriend?
Damn yo…
I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend. I would just call her a breezy.
I truly understand AND respect where you are coming from… Dr. J… & I understand that my opinions & POV will evolve in time…
I truly believe I can have & maintain relationships like this as I describe above…
I am a poor representation of the male population & an even poorer representation of the black male population… so #KanyeShrug…
Enjoy…
On a semi-related note: WOOOOOOOO
I wouldn’t consider a woman ‘unwifeable’ if she participated in MMF threesome. Countless different ways for people to explore their sexuality. Granted I would like it to be structured from the get go, meaning that these aren’t just three random people (unless it was like a swingers club or something where it’s likely everyone is at least vaguely familiar with boundaries), but rather a couple inviting another male in. Essentially any type of couple married, boyfriend/girlfriend, bffs, etc., just two people that are at the very least comfortable and open minded about their sexuality.
I suppose the complicated part as a male comes in is the issue of you personally not being the 3rd party but instead you are the one inviting someone in. And as I let the thought marinate for awhile, I am open to the idea of at least discussing the possibility. I’d probably bow out early though or have a whole hell of lot of foreplay because I’m not big on putting my mouth in places after MY dick has been.
Yes, I know that’s strange considering the whole threesome deal, but I’m not kissing you after my dick has been in your mouth.
there’s nothing wrong with those thoughts maxie. i have those thoughts multiple times a day about women that i see. hell i have those thoughts about certain bloggers/commenters.
now i’ve never had a MMF threesome before and i’ve actually had the opportunity to have one before the logistics got messed up and i missed out (actually that happened twice. just my luck).
either way i used to be anti-DP but the fact that i watch a lot of it on youporn makes me think if i was in the right situation i wouldn’t automatically be opposed to it. *shrug*
Welp. You’ve found something sexually that I have no interest in whatsoever…I don’t even watch MMF p0rn…a mechanical DP? Yes, please, 2 holes though, none of that other nonsense. But two men? NO!
Like if it were all about mouths and no actual sex and really, if it were all about ME, then I could get down (in theory). But once the johnsons come out…I just…what am I gonna do with TWO? I’m not a hand job gal and I’ve only got one mouth…fantasies are cool, cuz in my fantasies…they’re not worried about getting theirs, they are just feeding off my body and shoot, in that scenario (and in a fantasy) let there be 8 guys! The more hands and fingers and mouths the better…but in real life? One man is more than enough man for this chick
women? Now, that’s another isha….now share with us this other women scenario.
What up with the women yo…
lol, I’m sure Maxie will post on that topic one day and I’ll overshare on that day…focus man!
Wait. So the MadScientist and I should cancel our plans to visit you?
Sam, I’m not sure I can handle all of you much less adding additional partners!
THIS is something that I fantasize about a lot, but I don’t think I’d ever have the guts to do it. Even if I found two hot dudes to do it with. Not because I’m worried about my rep, but I talk a lot o’shit and I’d punk out at the last minute. I like watching DP porn to live vicariously through those fearless chicks, but I’d probably lock myself in the bathroom if the chance ever came my way.
Now if Thierry Herny and Oguchi Onyewu came at me real smooth like, I’M IN!
Good Post!
Been lurkin for awhile but I’m actually in this situation now so I thought i’d share my .02…
I have fantasized about having two dudes since high school (I’m 26) and came close a time or two but it never worked out because it wasn’t planned and somebody always backed out. But now it looks like it’s actually gonna go down for 3 main reasons: 1. My dude and I have had extensive convos about what we both want to go down, 2. We trust each other n know this is just for fun, and 3. I let him pick the other guy. Only problem now is that the three of us have to be located in the same state long enough for it to happen so we’ll see what happens…
Great post Max!
max i come from the sexual school of thought that says “if you like it i love it” we only live once, do whatever it is that you ever want to do. no one wants to be the old person reminiscing but, instead of great, exciting edge of your seat stories, its stories of woulda shoulda coulda.
in my fantasies, chicks ALWAYS outnumber d*cks… i just think MMF 3somes are too much work… for every erection SHE has to have the solution, couple that with men being naturally competitive, you just end up with guy A wanting everything guy B got and vice versa so its just not my thing.
as for making your fantasy a reality, get some practice first, start out with 1 penis in whatever hole and use a dildo in the other. from what i hear there is a lot of ways DP can physically go wrong if not prepared. Good Luck and keep us posted!!!!
I’m with you…. In a fantasy it would be all about me. But in reality instead of trying to please one man I now have to work overtime to please two. Shoot, my mouth gets tired with one. What am I going to do with two?
Now the F/M/F can work! However I think I would like it better if the other woman wasnt that into men. Yea… I’m selfish like that!
I don’t see this as sexy in any way. 2 men and a lady? Not my thing.
I just feel like it’ll be a kill-joy if they have to wait turns to stick it in my hole. I know you’re thinking my mouth can hold his pipe while he waits, but I make mouth movements while I’m getting it down there.
Unlike girls who won’t mind eating each other or working each other’s titties. 2 women and a man is just good for me.
So it won’t be fun.
I’ve had my threesome but we don’t do the DP. I don’t know why. It was eons ago. Maybe if we had done it again then we would have worked out way up to it. But anal sex takes prep to me. There is a process, it’s not some shit (excuse the pun) you do on the fly. And it takes a strong man to participate M/M/F. It’s all about the woman with that match up. Most men aren’t willing to share. They don’t want another dude dicking down their girl, they goan end up losing respect for her blah, blah, blahthefuckblah. But they can watch their girl get licked by some chick while HE’S fucking her. They’re just selfish. Selfish I tell ya!
Yes, I have had this wonderful experience not once but 2x and let me tell you Max, it does NOT disappoint!! Absolutely amazing to have one in the mouth and one in the love hole. The first time was for my 30th b’day, a “gift” as they called it, from two frat brothers that I went to college with back in the day….we had all kept in touch. They both came to my b’day party and both ended up spending the night with me. The best part was waking up in the morning with both men still in my bed and us laughing about the whole experience and re-capping, still friends. Nothing changed. Fast forward to last summer when we all met up again when one of them got married in LV and I was there… so was the other dude, he was their wedding photographer! The second time, years later, was with a dude I was smashing…and his cousin. I had already gone to bed and got the 2am “after the club” call that he wanted to come over with his cousin, they had had too much to drink and didn’t want to go all the way back home. I said fine, they came, I met his cousin, fixed them something to eat (yeah, I’m THAT girl) then set his cousin up in the guest room while me and dude went to my room, got in bed and started watching a movie….about 15 mins. in after small talk I happened to say “your cousin’s cute”, I swear, I meant nothing than that, went back to watching the movie…he however replied “oh you think so huh? want me to go get him?!” My first reaction was immediately “hell no”…then I got quiet and thought about it and was like “you know what, sure, why not!” That experience was a little more awkwark since I didn’t know dude but he basically started off watching us and then he jumped in later (sorta like jumpin’ in double dutch style). I got my Shasha Grey on and had an incredible experience *shivers* That was the first and last time with the two of them. Me and dude continued to kick it one-on-one. For my birthday however the three of us went out together, they both bought me gifts and we had a ball club-hopping through the City all night but once the night was over, I insisted on going home alone, much to their chagrin. Why? Because I never want either of them to assume this is something they can have on their terms. The decision will always be mine! But yes, if you can, I ABSOLUTELY recommend it. Nothing like being the center of attention by not one, but TWO men. As long as everyone has the same expectations it should turn out fine. Good luck, I’m routing for ya! GREAT POST!
@Leo girl – I absolutely love you!!! Wonderful story. Simply wonderful!! Do you live in NY?
@Max – I would definitely do MMF but missed out on the opportunity because I was in college, still a virgin and SCARED. However, if the opportunity presented itself now I would jump on it!! I hope you get to fulfill your fantasy one day soon.
Original bridge and tunnel girl from Jersey, now in NoVa right outside DC
What? What!? You gonna be at the VSB throw
hodown?Why do people always ask me say things they thinking but just lurking…?
TheLeoGrl, all that matters is what you think about yourself, but most people think you’re a hoe. I mean, that’s cool though people be into different levels of their sexuality. I think in 2011, it’s okay to be a hoe. In my mind, when you’re not around how do those two dudes tell that story, even if it’s just to each other.
“Remember that time we ran triz on TheLeoGrl?”
“Yo… remember we DP’ed that chick?”
“Man… we used to do a lot of crazy shit. I’m still upset at you for trying to come on her face. That shit got on my leg, dawg.”
My guess is she doesn’t give a EFF how those dudes tell the story.
TheLeoGrl –> http://bit.ly/fQZor1
Your comment is completely out of line! How do you know most people would consider her actions hoeish? I think what she did is wonderful and wish it happened to me. You’re probably jealous you wasn’t one of the participants.
How the fuck is my comment out of line? I can say the same shit about your comment or any comment. And no i’m not into sharing with my boys.
X______________________
(Dr. J)
#nosign
Man… I must say, you cannot go around gettin down with people all willy nilly like that. That was a very entertaining story she told but I do agree with the guy above. They likely do see her as a hoe. That’s her bizness though and she obviously doesnt care or she would have kept that ish to herself. Really, I’m confused. Sometimes I wanna do some nasty ish but then I think to myself, how am I gonna feel about this a year from now. DP, no DP who cares?
Calling someone a hoe is unnecessary and demeaning but from your comments you sound really ignorant.
Nothing can ever be said without someone throwing the name game. We can never just talk in an open forum. And share ideas. Because there is always going to be someone who feels justified in calling someone a name. I think in this online world it makes them type with their big boy big girl hands. *Kanye shrug*
Hey Dr. Jay!
Definitely already knew when writing this that you would throw me the “hoe” comment…sigh…what’s a girl to do? I shouldn’t have my fantasy? Or maybe I just shouldn’t talk about it? I’m well aware of the double-standard so if you want to label me a hoe for having a grown up consenting sexual experience then what can I do to stop you? I’m pretty sure the conversation didn’t go “let’s invite the hoe to my wedding” and I’m kinda sure the other conversation didn’t go “let’s take the hoe out for her birthday”…but hey, maybe I’m wrong. See Starita’s retort.
All I did was share my story…(I thought that was the assignment here.) Sorry if I’m not hanging my head in shame as you seem to think I should. “That shit got on my leg, dawg” was funny though, not mad.
I appreciate the support comments ladies!
*Sprinkles a little hoe-ish tendencies dust in the air and sashays out the thread*
#NoRegrets
I c/s Star. I have no interest in DP. I think that is probably b/c I haven’t had anal sex and have very little interest in that as well. DP would be too overwhleming for Tush and I at this point in our lives.
*falls that eff out @ you and “Tush” being overwhelmed*
For real though, don’t be scurred of the tush push, I think you”ll be surprised how good it feels with a patient partnerTush says…
*Justin Beiber voice* I will never say never……
But just not in the near future. And accompanied by lots of persuading…and quite possibly liquor :/
and lubeYou’re KILLING me talking from Tush’s vantage!! lol Tell Tush I’m excited to meet her in SIX days!!!!!!!
LMAO!
Tush said she can’t too meet you as well! She’ll have on her Sunday’s best!
Lmao @ overwhelming for your tush.
I def cosign with Star. It just seems like too much to handle. I only see my bf once a month and it always takes me about 3 days for my cooch to recover after lots of sex. . . I cannot imagine what I would feel like with DP. Its just alot going on. I went to a swingers club with my bf and saw a MMF and I just had to stand in awe and admiration of the woman being able to handle that.
My bf in his possessive nature just hit me back with the hell naw thats mine when I just asked him about it. elle oh elle
LMAO @ yo man! and your creative lil “elle oh elle”, I see you TK, I see you…
speaking of double penetration there is this scene in this book called pleasure by eric jerome dickey. i suggest you all read it.
Yessir! I’ve read that book. That scene was so hot!
*runs to book store…
Nothing wrong with a little MMF fantasy or a little DP. And no, I don’t think a woman becomes unwifeable if she’s been in either of those positions…as long as I don’t know the dudes and won’t run into them at the liquor store or something that kind of freakability on a woman’s part makes my joint hard. Feel me….
…one other thing, I don’t think the men who give participating in MMF action with their girl/wifey a thumbs down are selfish. I think it’s a matter of ego, a matter of not wanting to see their woman with another man and potentially deal with the is he f*cking her better/is his joint bigger and does she like it better ego busting trifecta.
I had no prior thoughts of DP until I read the book Pleasure by EJD. I was def turned on by reading about it and intrigued. not sure its something I’d actually do though.
That book had me looking for twins everywhere I went.lol
yes yes yes!
*adds to reading queue*
OK so dude that I kick it with has been trying to get me to agree to DP for the longest time. Part of me wants to do it but the other part of me is thinks that I will forever be labeled a slhore in his book because I agreed to it. I dont know. Thinking about it though.
I can’t emphasize this enough but any man who labels you a slhore for doing something with him that he asked you to do didn’t respect you (and probably doesn’t respect women in general) in the first place….
..
Its more in my mind. I doubt that he seriously would but I think he will see me differently you know. Like there is no coming back from being that girl.
Did it.
Loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Loved it.
Echoing LeoGrl, it was so sublime and hot. I was dating a gentleman who brought it up. I agreed; he had a friend, we all got along splendidly. Fast forward to things too dirty and wonderful to be thinking about at work. A girl cannot go wrong with 2 gents with large c*cks. One set of hands on my hips pulling me, another guiding my head…
No DP though; that might have been too much but I’ve been painting my own nails thinking about it.
(back to work, fanning myself)
Here’s a good old-fashioned dap slap to you girl *grin*
I read this post much earlier this morning and it had me dripping…as it immediately evoked very pleasurable memories from this past Christmas. My best friend and her husband had a christmas party. It was getting late, all of the guests had left and our guys were outside smoking cigars. Their home has these awesome views from the third floor. Someone decided that it would be nice go up and finish our drinks while looking out those windows on the 3rd floor…just us girls.
The door closed. There were kisses on my neck and lips. I sat my gimlet down on an end table. My cocktail dress was unzipped, slid off of my shoulders and fell to the floor. My best friends pretty mouth immediately took in my nipples and then put her mouth on mine. I cant remember how we got on the floor, but we were there. My best friend who isn’t at all assertive pushed me back, spread my legs and licked my pussy like she loved it! The lights came on. Yes, we were terrified! It was her husband. He turned the lights back off and came to sit on the couch. He watched his wife make me cum. My guy didn’t know anything, but I knew he’d be down if this were to happen again.
Night 2. Our guys go out to a bar and come home to find me tongue fucking her. They watch. I feel my guy behind me. He undresses and starts fucking me from the back while I’m eating her. More debauchery ensues…ends with my guy in my pussy WHILE my best friend and I take turns giving her husband head. No DP but having 2 dicks inside my body (mouth and pussy) at the same time produced a crazy ass orgasm.
BEST night EVER. Best I’ve ever felt and there was no awkwardness at breakfast the next morning…
Damn, now why did I read this? This is not the way to be at the office! Can I say your story made me a little jealous. lol
WOW! O_O
WOW!!! O_O
Well, DAMN! That just sounds pretty nice…go on with ya bad self!
ihatechuwanderlust
ok.
im just jealous. lol.
I read this and felt like I need to go to confession. Say a few hail marys splash little holy water on myself. Damn! First time commenting, but just can’t fathom there is another female who would even allow themselves to have the thought much less type it. Cheers!!
Oh Maxie, dear. We . Are. Here!!!
DP is like my #1 fantasy. I’ve gotten to the place where I don’t even want to see any porn unless there are 2 men involved. And the best nail painting happens when there is a DP involved. Whew! Generally speaking, all of my sexual fantasies involve at least 4 people. I wonder if that will effect me once I start back having sex?
I think the only way I could geat away with this, and feel comfortable about my secret is if I was out of town, and the men were in relationships with other women, maybe swingers…
No homo but I totally thought of you when I was writing it. I remember you mentioning it way back in the comments of another post. For the first time ever when writing something here I was embarassed to admit that I was into the idea of DP and I kept thinking if NIA did I can do it too!
LOL… I was present for that
#TeamDP
Enjoy
Ohh, that’s sweet Max, lol. No, don’t be embarrassed. When you’ve experienced pleasure from both vaginal and anal intercourse, it seem to me that the next logical step is to fantasize about pleasure from both areas at the same time. As for the folk who take pride in judging a woman’s sexuality, Fuck those lame bitchass bitches. lol.
LMAO Max. I see you’ve done it again. I was dragged from across the great divide of the Internet but a few wayward comments I read on another part of the Internet to this very post. It was meant to be!
But what about you guys? Any of my men out there down with DP? Tell us all about it and be explicit in the comments.
Everyone uses different terms but I’ve had a few threesomes with varying mixes of male and female counterparts BUT I’ve never done DP nor do I have any interest to. I think that’s a female fantasy. Personally, I don’t want my dick near his dick at any point, ever. #ThatsHomosexual
I mean if you want to head him up while I hit it from the back and then we rotate, IN OPPOSITE COUNTER CLOCKWISE 180 DEGREE ANGLES, meaning he goes left from your mouth and I go right from your pussy/ass, that’s fine. But that’s where I draw the line. Plus I heard from a man that has done DP (ass/pussy) that even when you’re inside, you can umm “feel shit” that don’t need to be felt….in WIM’s humble opinion.
And two cocks, one ass/pussy. HELL NAH. Even if that happened by accident I’d have to murder everyone in the room because that shit aint getting out into the general public, even if you post it anonymously on Anonymous.com. Nah man, yall got to die.
I prefer the classic two females, one man ratio myself. I’ve had a few of these but do you know what the hardest part about having a threesome with two women is? Finding two women that are willing to have a threesome at the same time and then whom are bout it when it finally goes down. I’m always dating one girl that’s like “I’ve had this fantasy” but then she leaves it up to me to track down another girl to make the fantasy come true. She never wants to ask her cute friend because that makes her “look slutty.” I spend so much time and energy looking for this third wheel that the relationship ends or I give up.
There is nothing worse than having two girls dropping “rules” on you when you’re about to fuck too. “I aint touching this” and “she bet not that” and “I wish you would” blah blah blah. That’s annoying. It takes a perfectly wonderful act and makes it feel like work.
Anyway, two DISGUSTING women with no rules is the best. Then it’s just like in the pornos and everyone wins, multiple times. On the flip, I guess two men with no rules is the best for a woman. While I can appreciate that will never be the case with WIM. Team no DP.
Good luck wit that tho. Keep us posted.
I’m mad that you said two DISGUSTING women with no rules is the best. I am completely DONE.
Be honest though…the head you get from a chick when she’s getting her back blown out is subpar to say the least…really she’s just sorta holding your dick in her mouth til it’s your turn to hit her again…and is there no awkwardness in sharing juices with ole dude? I mean you got a condom on (I hope) but…still…that’s…that’s close quarters.
Am I wrong? Are other ladies just way better at multitasking than me
and like 95% or p0rn stars. We all know I’m a big head fan and whenever I see the wack MMF p0rns, she’s always doing such a horrible “job” with the dude not stickin her…and don’t get me started on when she’s trying to suck both at once O_o Ma’am. Siddown. No one’s enjoying that. Do one thing WELL, not 2 things terribly.And c’mon, really? With the rampant homophobia, there have to be moments of watching her suck or get effed or SOMETHING when you’re acutely aware of the other dude in the room and you have to avert your eyes. You have to check out his equipment at some point…
Seems like all that would deaden the excitement… *womp, womp, womp*
If you’ve ever been on in sort of team during or past high school, you’ve likely seen enough dick in all colors, shapes, and sizes. It’s that awkward deep long look in the eyes of another man with your junk out that you have to worry about. Women have too many fun bits to just focus on her pussy or mouth (or backdoor).
But in the locker rooms you’re not looking at a dyck at full attention and seeing his sex faces while your dyck is also hard and hormones are flying…hopefully O_O don’t know what kinda High School you went to…
(and uh, flaccid dyck and hard dyck are two TOTALLY different creatures, lawd the beauty of a dyck with good posture…*sigh*)
I hear what you’re saying and I’ve never been in that situation, so maybe it’s no biggie; just seems like a good times blocker.
I’ve seen many ‘salutes’ and ‘half masts’ in the showers. I would probably laugh seeing another dude’s ‘O’ face though, not in a mean spirited sort of way. I just try to keep some sort of levity during sex. I used to have my own little stand up acts during sex.
“the beauty of a dyck with good posture”
poetry…
“Be honest though…the head you get from a chick when she’s getting her back blown out is subpar to say the least…”
I can only speak for self. Maybe the girls I was dealing with were multi-talented because they sucked away just fine and you can always f*ck her face. I think you’re over complicating things. lol Which is a habit of most women. Yall think to much, b.
“And c’mon, really? With the rampant homophobia, there have to be moments of watching her suck or get effed or SOMETHING when you’re acutely aware of the other dude in the room and you have to avert your eyes. You have to check out his equipment at some point…”
I’m actually not rampant homophobic but I know what you mean. In my opinion, the dudes that are the MOST homophobic tend to be the most insecure but that’s another discussion. Secondly, I’m satisfied with my equipment so there’s no need for me to be sitting around staring at the next man and judging what he’s doing. Plus, I’ve had more threesomes with two women than two men but it both have been done.
To be honest, as long as he’s not near me, I could really care less what he’s doing. Threesomes arent for everyone and if the thought of it turns your stomach, then you dont need to have one. All I’m saying is for me, I had no complaints then and I have no complaints now AND I’d happily do it again given the opportunity.
<– Serial Overthinker
You got me, guilty as charged
Thanks for your answers.
lol WIM You had me at “and you can always f*ck her face.” Um I don’t usually do this but umm….
So we get more comments on freaky Fridays?! Max, please make every post a freaky monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday. I think I’ll learn more this way.
LMAOOO!!!
but then..how would we look fwd to #FF (and i dont mean follow)…
Is it wrong that I got an erection while reading this? I have nothing to add to the “that’s gay” *Riley voice* debate, but Max I truly hope that the universe smiles on you some day and makes that sandwich into a reality.
I think it’s hot and I wouldn’t mind helping the cause. But, yeah, it makes you unwifeable. Is that a bad thing?
Shaun, I need you to elaborate on your “unwifable” stance… cause I disagree…
Max would be the first human being to get a ring from me…
As far as wifability… It is a character/beauty thing
It is not about being a hoe, cause just about every female is a hoe/slut… It is a matter of etiquette…
If max got sandwiched by dudes who would put her business out there…
Then I question the type of guys who she would allow to sleep with…
Those type of women I can’t be in a relationship with…
But the idea, that a woman is disqualified for marriage because she is sexually adventurous and/or likes to get sandwiched is asinine…
She’s not disqualified from marriage, just disqualified from marriage with me.
She cannot be satisfied with one cock. I have one cock. As a woman, she has the opportunity to cheat that the majority of men just don’t have. So either she follows her instincts and cheats, or she doesn’t and grows resentful.
You are pretty much making the argument that any married man should, I don’t want to say allow… how about accept, his wife’s desire to get double stuffed and facilitate that. I think introducing outsiders into a relationship breaks down intimacy between the people in the relationship. It creates windows where there should be walls and walls where there should be windows.
As far as it being nobody’s business but hers, I don’t think that’s right. Everyone has a right to know the general sexual history of their spouse, it’s part of who they are and how they see the world.
All this being said, I’m not putting her down, she should do what she wants with who she wants, but be honest about who she is and let people make an informed decision whether or not they want to play with her.
And based on her guest article at lidia-anain’s blog, she’s not really inclined to do that.
Cheers.
She’s not disqualified from marriage, just disqualified from marriage with me.
Understood…
She cannot be satisfied with one cock. I have one cock. As a woman, she has the opportunity to cheat that the majority of men just don’t have. So either she follows her instincts and cheats, or she doesn’t and grows resentful.
Although I doubt it is that Black & White, But I understand where you are coming from…
You are pretty much making the argument that any married man should, I don’t want to say allow… how about accept, his wife’s desire to get double stuffed and facilitate that.
WHAT…? Please read my comments again… Where did I say that I would allow my WIFE to get DOUBLESTUFFED… I was talking about my girlfriends BTW… I have NOT given my marriages any real thought, being that I prefer co-habitation over a marriage certificate… But if it came down to it, a girl like Max would be my dirst choice… (hopefully Canadian Divorce Law is better than American Divorce Law…)
I think introducing outsiders into a relationship breaks down intimacy between the people in the relationship. It creates windows where there should be walls and walls where there should be windows.
Yes & No… This is where you separate the mature from the immature… Most relationship can’t handle a third-fourth-fifth party, because most relationships are not SOLIDIFIED… There are issues & insecurities that are unresolved & bringing in another person into that can tear that said relationship apart… But if a relationship is healthy & solidified, everybody knows there position… The rules have been established… Then bringing a third party can enhance a already great relationship…
Again just like most people can’t handle being friends with benefits, most relationships can’t handle any type of threesome/foursome…
As far as it being nobody’s business but hers, I don’t think that’s right. Everyone has a right to know the general sexual history of their spouse, it’s part of who they are and how they see the world.
This is where you are buggin’ out… Even though Max’s guest blog on http://www.Lidia-Anain.com was poor/f*cked up… I do not remember Max stating that her sexual history is private to her prospective sex partners… She felt that it was okay to f*ck other “throwaway men” while making the good dude WAIT… There is a difference Shaun…
All this being said, I’m not putting her down, she should do what she wants with who she wants, but be honest about who she is and let people make an informed decision whether or not they want to play with her.
I agree… If she is dealing with Mature Men, she will be fine…
And based on her guest article at lidia-anain’s blog, she’s not really inclined to do that.
Shaun I share your frustrations about that guest post, I really do… More than the dispute of not calling the next day after s.ex…
But leave that on Lidia’s blogpost/e-mail & Max’s E-mail… I think you have more than enough outlets to address that blogpost…
Cheers brother…
If you are in a committed relationship, I suggest investing in a dildo and having your man DP you that way.
If you are just a jumpy, than I say go for it… and tell us all about it. Haha
LOL! No wouldn’t do that in a committed relationship not my style (believe it or not) and we’re both single so I don’t think the term “jumpy” applies, just two people…ahem…three, having fun! Oh, and to clarify no DP involved, WAY too many inches involved for all that to go down, whoa!
I wouldn’t consider you to not be marriage material of you had experienced one. I think mature guys understand that women are freaky and in most cases freakier than men are.
As for guys comfortable in that particular situation, you’re right, not many are. However some guys are out there. Personally I would be down for it if my woman had a fantasy. Probably would use the blindfold thing so she didnt know who he was. I’d vet him and make sure he’s safe and he is someone she would find attractive. Other than that she would just be getting down in all her glory.
The positions she likes, the sensations, the moans, the muscle…overflow every sense – taste, touch, smell, the works.
Also, women friends of mine who have tried it loved it. Absolutely loved it and would like I keep doing it. It’s super important to be safe, obviously. Once you are you can add creampies to the mix…
Thank you my dear! *wink*