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I know I always say this, but I’m super excited to have NC-17 join us this week  for Any 10 on Tuesday. His blog Black Girls Are Easy is just as ignorant as the title suggests, but in a good way. If you think I give you the real deal you’ll love him…even I get [...]

I know I always say this, but I’m super excited to have NC-17 join us this week  for Any 10 on Tuesday. His blog Black Girls Are Easy is just as ignorant as the title suggests, but in a good way. If you think I give you the real deal you’ll love him…even I get my feelings hurt by his posts. If you don’t read it, get caught up.

Describe yourself in three sentences or less.

I live life like an AIDS patient, meaning that I don’t wait for tomorrow to do what I feel like doing today because I could catch a cold and like that– it’s over.

1. Is there something about your life or lifestyle that makes your perspective on dating/relationships unique?

I really love women, not as objects, I am truly fascinated by the way they think and the choices they make. Most men have little to no respect for females behind closed doors, I openly root for women to win and not be suckered in by the bullshit that we feed them.

2. To what extent are you willing to adapt this lifestyle to that of your partner?

I can walk into Nordstroms and pick out women’s shoes. It’s safe to say that I have been womanized.

3. Thong or boyshorts?

Thongs of course.

4. Could you be in a relationship that is not monogamous? Why or why not?

No. Although I live like an AIDS patient I have no desire to become one.

5. True or false: it is rude for a man not to call the woman the day after he slams for the first time.

False.

6. If you were alone in your girlfriend’s house, would you snoop?

No. If you’re looking for dirt, you should also be looking for a better mate.

7. What is your favorite sexual position?

I love doggystyle, but not in the bed. I like to stand and hit it when’s she’s bent over the sofa or hunched over the bathroom sink. That’s when I’m at my deadliest.

8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.

The high school stairs.

9. Picture your most memorable partner in your mind and share what made that person so memorable.

She swallowed, tried to get more out, then pouted when she realized I was out. You never forget that.

10. Blow job or hand job?

Blow Job, it’s the ultimate power trip.

11. What is something you have always wanted to try, but haven’t yet?

This girl once bet me that she could make me cum just by moaning in my ear then I never saw her again. To this day I want to put that theory to the test.

12. Best piece of relationship advice you’ve ever been given?

Have as many girlfriends as you can afford.

13. What is your favorite thing to do to your partner? What is your favorite thing to have done to you?

Make her cum quick so I can brag later. My favorite is a nice sloppy blow job where she treats the sack with the same passion she treats my shaft. Winning.

14. What is the most sensitive spot on your body?

That’s gay.

16. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?

My 7 year old brother walking in on me having sex and then having to explain what I was doing.

17. What’s your fatal flaw in relationships?

I don’t take things as serious as women would like. I’m sorry your best friend is being an ass, but I don’t feel like hearing about if for the 20th time this month.

18. If you had a super power what would it be? Why?

Such a loaded question, do I base it on the morality of a Hero or a Villain? Do I pick super strength in hopes I could save those in need or do I pick the ability to stretch like Reed Richards in hopes I could make it big in adult film… hmm. Telekinesis because the mind is the deadliest weapon ever created..

19. What turns you on?

Girls who talk in the third person, no lie I had this girl who would pout and say , “Meka’s not coming over your house, Meka wants to go to the movies”. She was the sexiest little thing. I tried to get her to talk like that during sex but she got shy all of a sudden.

20. Which habit of your most annoys the people you date?

Not calling her for a second date because I hit it on the first.

21. What would the title of your autobiography be?

“A Lapdance Is Better When She’s Crying”

22. What’s the first thing you notice in a woman?

Her hair.

23. How often do you believe it is normal to want sex?

Everyday. If you don’t want to fuck at some point during your daily life then you need to seek help.

24. If your friend was cheating, would you tell their partner?

Not my business.

25. Name three famous women you’d put a hurting on if you had the chance.

Scarlett Johansson (just to eat it), Solange Knowles (I believe in evolution, so if Beyonce is a beast in bed, that makes Solange 2x better), and Keri Hilson (my penis would never go soft and we both like to eat coochie).

26. What qualities do the people you date tend to have in common?

They’re shy.

27. Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

Are you flirting with me?

28. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Not unless you can see me when I read your blogs. [Note: this is certified as the best.answer.ever!]

29. What are your must-have qualities in a partner?

Honesty, Loyalty, and Ambition.

30. What are your dealbreakers?

Shallowness, Lying, and general Ratchedness.

See I told you he was amazing. But what say you about his answers? Weigh in and whatnot in the comments.