Any 10 on Tuesday with @WisdomIsMisery
2011
I’m really excited to have this man join us this week for Any 10 on Tuesday as it seems to be the only way to get him to read my blog he has quickly become one of my favourite bloggers and twitterpeeps. If you don’t read Wisdom is Misery, get caught up. Ready? Here we [...]
I’m really excited to have this man join us this week for Any 10 on Tuesday as it seems to be the only way to get him to read my blog he has quickly become one of my favourite bloggers and twitterpeeps. If you don’t read Wisdom is Misery, get caught up.
Ready? Here we go.
Describe yourself in three sentences or less.
I’ve been called an “asshole” and a “nice guy,” often by the same women. I feel old as hell, even though I’m “only” 28, which for the record, is old. I’m not nearly as sociable #inreallife as the many social media sites I participate #infakelife would seem to indicate.
1. Is there something about your life or lifestyle that makes your perspective on dating/relationships unique?
Besides the fact that my apathy swagga is on a hundred thousand, trillion I’m not sure if it makes me unique but I’m pretty liberal minded, perhaps to a flaw. I’m willing to date a woman simply for the experience of dating her, even if I have no plans for the relationship to go anywhere. As a result, I’ve dated a lot of different “types” of women. From church choir singing pastor’s daughters to strippers and everything in between. There was even one former escort and a woman that might have been a midget or a dwarf (not quite sure of the politically correct term) – and no, the escort and the midget were not the same person. When it comes down to it, I don’t judge people on their past. I’m more concerned with how you are towards me in the present. A lot of people say this but a lot of those same people don’t practice it. I’ve been too big of a sinner to bother casting stones at others.
4. Could you be in a relationship that is not monogamous? Why or why not?
Yes and I have before. Can I plug myself? That’s a rhetorical question Max, because I’m totally going to anyway. I wrote about this here.
Why: I don’t think sex and a committed relationship are exclusively related to one another. I know for a fact – and maybe it’s because I’m a man – that I can have sex with someone else without developing feelings for them. Honestly, that basically describes every woman I’ve had sex with that I wasn’t in a relationship with or didn’t eventually get into a relationship with. More honestly, in some of those cases when they did push for something more than sex I got to gettin while the gettin was good. “I don’t fall in love, I do the cupid shuffle.” #HappyFeet
Why not: My girlfriend/wife. If she wants to be in a monogamous relationship I can respect that. I have before and more than likely will again. It’s not that I need to have someone on the side. I know I can be satisfied with one woman. Also, the ‘side chick’ isn’t always comfortable in her role either. At the end of the day, I like peace. I don’t want my main or my side disturbing my peacefulness, so whatever it takes to maintain tranquility is usually the path of least resistance I will pursue.
8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.
A car. Seems simple enough but I was with this girl one time and she was giving me head while I was driving. She then took it upon herself to hop in my lap and start riding. This was awesome for a few reasons: 1) I didn’t have tinted windows, so everyone I drove by saw this girl riding me in the driver seat. WIN! 2) We could have died at any second. I was on a highway and trying to drive in a straight line at 60mph while cupping an ass with one hand and stirring with the other, in my mind, was quite the feat. 3) I had my penis inside a vagina….I mean, what’s not to like about that?! There’s also something to be said about combining sex and the fear of death. Maybe it’s just me.
For the un-easily impressed, I also had sex in an underground tunnel. If you want to be a dick about it, you might call it a “sewer.” I’m not going to go into more details about that because well, we were young and horny. We found a hole in the ground and I accessed the hole in between her legs. The end!
9. Picture your most memorable partner in your mind and share what made that person so memorable.
I actually have two. There were two women in my life that had amazzzzingly great pussy. No, I don’t mean great sex – although the sex was great – but I mean the pussy itself. It’s as if their pussy was hand sculpted by the feminine, perfectly moisturized hands of the Aphrodite Pussy Gods. Both of them had me pussy whipped like no tomorrow. Literally, if I had simply stuck my dick in and not moved I would have been as happy as a lark because their pussy was THAT good. Sadly, all pussy is not created equal.
To this day I still can’t describe it. It was the kind of drive across state borders just to get in it for a few hours kind of pussy. It was riiiii-diculous. I haven’t experienced anything like it since and unfortunately, both of those experiences occurred in college. Every now and then I still wonder how those young ladies or more accurately, their pussies are doing. All jokes aside, I even still daydream about it sometimes. To give some perspective, I don’t even daydream about some of the stuff I got last month. Anyway, I hope someone is taking good care of them and I secretly wish that someone was me. *frowny faces and teary eyes*
17. What’s your fatal flaw in relationships?
I dated a girl for five years once and it ended in 72 hours. I never saw or talked to her again. I’m over that but I’m not sure if I’m over it, over it. Basically, five years is the threshold for success to me. It’s difficult to fully invest myself into a relationship when I’ve seen something that I’ve put so much energy into fall apart in under a weekend. That’s a long winded way of saying “I’m jaded.”
I try not to take it out on others and I don’t feel I do. What I think happens is that women accuse me of not ‘opening up’ or ‘giving them my all.’ In some cases, I’m simply not because I’m not interested but that’s another discussion. Even when I do want to go ‘all in’ I think a part of me, possibly subconsciously, holds back. It’s almost as if I expect relationships to fail – and so far, as is evidenced by the fact that I’m single, I have been right.
Generally speaking, I don’t care too much for love either. I like the idea of love but I hate the vulnerability love makes me feel when it’s put into practice. Actually, I had feeling vulnerable, period.
21. What would the title of your autobiography be?
I actually do plan on writing a book/memoir, if for nothing else than to give people a better idea of why I’m so crazy. Titles I’ve considered are: I Haven’t Been Arrested, Yet (my father actually suggested this); I Committed Sins; and there’s always my current screen name: Wisdom Is Misery, among a few others.
I even have a foreword in mind: “…and to the women in my life: I love you, I hate you, Fuck you, Thank you.” The editors (and my mama) might want me to drop that though. *shrugs*
22. What’s the first thing you notice in a woman?
I’m an ass man. The unfortunate thing about being an ass man is you have to see a woman from the back first to assess if she has an ass. There’s nothing more frustrating than seeing a ‘cute’ girl from the front then she passes you by and her ass encompasses two zip codes. Now I’ve got to chase her down. This is most frustrating.
26. What qualities do the people you date tend to have in common?
Anyone who follows me on Twitter or reads my site, (like this blog here) knows I like crazy women. Not all the women I date are crazy and most of them would probably tell you they were normal before they met me, but I do like my women crazy. Spices things up!
29. What are your must-have qualities in a partner?
I’m pretty simple and really don’t need much. I like FINE women but I’m trying to be less superficial in my pursuits. I’ll quote myself from a blog I wrote over on SingleBlackMale back in the day:
1) Be attractive……
Then there’s an addendum of things that would be nice to have, like
1a) Intelligence
1b) < 3 kids, preferably 0.
1c) see #1.
That’s really it. I’m always shocked when I fall in love, so I think there’s a certain “it” factor that a few women have – and it’s different for each man – that makes me fall in love. I can’t describe it because most of the women I’ve fallen in love with don’t have much in common. I don’t think I have a ‘type’ more than I have a preference.
30. What are your dealbreakers?
Negativity. I’m a laid back guy. I’d rather laugh than fight, at all times. It’s hard for me to take life seriously when I realize it can end at any second. If I’m going to die, I’d rather go out with a smile on my face than pissed off at the world. I can’t be with a woman who survives on negativity and drama. Trust me, there are plenty of women like this. All I can offer these women is the stick and move, the toot and boot, the hit and quit and other associated metaphors of that nature.
And there you have it. A little peek into the depraved mind of Mr. Wisdom is Misery. So what do you guys think of his answers? Weigh in, heckle, propose marriage, etc. in the comments.
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Wis you are the bomb. There doesn’t appear to be any veils, any appearances, just you: the fine, the ugly, the dirty, the real, the hilarious. All of it. Kudos kid.
Yes, KID! 28 is YOUNG!You dated a little person? #Respect. Eff a “type”.
Regarding #4…ok, so you can have sex with no strings attached…you have no problem with your lady doing the same? Just curious.
LOL @ Point 3 on question 8 – “3) I had my penis inside a vagina….I mean, what’s not to like about that?! ” Men are so wonderful <3
Do those two women know how amazing their hotpockets were?!? Did you tell them? MAN! I'd kill to have a man say those sweet nothings about my vajenga.
#22 I NEVER woulda guessed…you think I'm joking, but I'm not…you post a lot of "up and coming models" and what stands out most to me between all of them is breasts…hmmm, learning 'bout you and ish…
I'm dying to know…what makes a woman "crazy"? Like crazy enough. I’m so curious.
“All I can offer these women is the stick and move, the toot and boot, the hit and quit and other associated metaphors of that nature…” such as? Jizz and split, cum and go, nut and run, bust and break, f*ck and jive, have sex and leave…what? They can’t all be clever…
I’m so sad I’m in training and will miss all the commentary today. You’re a funny, interesting dude. PS – You are the
LizardTwitterKing!Ok, so I’m trying to comment on my mobile so pray for me.
Concerning question #4: The open relationship I had was with a bi girl, she preferred women so that worked out but if she wanted to be with other guys I could care less. Generally speaking, from what I’ve discussed with people in these types of relationships, its mostly driven by the men. e.g. Even given the option, most women don’t get with other men or at least not as often. If that makes sense.
Crazy women: In my opinion there’s a thing line between crazy and stupid. I like the former. For example, a crazy woman isn’t going to ‘bust your windows out’ because she realizes thatll take money out of both your pockets. She might throw your car keys in a lake tho.
I don’t know. I like crazy women because its difficult for me to get worked up. I like a challenge. I’m not even saying ill marry a crazy girl but I’d be surprised if I didn’t.
Annnnd lastly, yes all your metaphors could also apply!
O and I forgot about the titties question. For one, a lot of these up and coming models have boob jobs these days so it is what it is. I’m merely sampling from the population I am presented with. Lol Second, just I can appreciate a nice ass doesn’t mean Ill neglect a nice set of tit-tays either. …just sayin
*smacks lips* mm he cute!!! ^^ agreed. What’s crazy?? Sooo she can b crazy but not negative!? How r u seperating the 2? Is she keying yo car? Coming to yo job threatening b!tches??!! Lol I need 2 do tht head while driving thang!! Seems fun! Fcking n driving errr?? Can u buss a proper nut??!! Lol
The near-death car sex story was just… *fans self*
Oh, and niiiiiice pic.
yaaay one of my fave people on twitter…….lmao @ the foreword…
mmmmm memories of doing that saaaaaaaaame DWSexing in a non-tinted car…thankfully mine was at about 3am so we only had one car who was started to overtake and then decided to do so verrrrrryyyyyy slowly lmao
now following on twitter…crazy loves company
You won’t regret the twitterfollow! The man is entertaining as hell!
Let me honest and say I haven’t scrolled past the picture to read the post yet LOL
whew!
*legs crossed ever so tightly*
Well damn…#8 has me zoning.
I don’t think I actually read anything past that. My comprehension skills were on zero as I let my imagination take over.
Great answers Wis…very “real”
SEXY! …that is all
Yep. There really isn’t much to comment besides, “Well damn”.
*high five Max and WIM*
*saves photo image on iPhone*
Great answers WIM. I actually think I was kind of expecting most of them (not that I knew what they’d be but I wasn’t shocked by them either) b/c you seem to be very candid most times.
Ur ‘fatal flaw’ is interesting b/c I think men are easily jaded by relationships. 5 years was a pretty lengthy investment and I understand you being somewhat jaded at the experience. From past relationships/comments, I feel like all it takes it one good break-up or relationship failure where there was lots of feelings or ample time invested and men are jaded. Women get back on the pony several times before we even consider or allowed to use that word…
& about you being right about women and going ‘all in’ evidenced b/c you are still single? Have you ever thought that you maybe you’re still single b/c of your mindset and not the other way around? Just thoughts.
Good post kid.
Kudos Maxie.
Well my theory is that women are mentally involved with and practice “falling in love” far more often than (most) men. It’s the whole ‘princess syndrome’ so arguably (most) women have been thinking about love, relationships, marriage etc much longer and more often than men. Thus, when a man finally does fall – usually for the wrong woman the first few times because we’re often thinking with the wrong head – it’s more traumatic. It has more bearring considering you’ve put all your eggs in one basket so to speak. To finally open up and have that fail when you’re not even use to opening up in the first place, I believe, traumatizes a lot of men for lack of a better word.
To your other question about why I’m single. Well, that’s a double edged sword. I’m single by choice and circumstance. If I wanted a relationship of any kind I could be in one but at the same time I’m fairly busy right now between the career and more writing opportunities, etc. Plus, there are other goals I’d like to accomplish apart from a relationship like going back to school and continuing to advance in my career considering I stay in this field. I say all that to say, any woman who got with me right now might feel neglected and I couldn’t blame her because I am fairly busy.
I’m also of the belief that I can accomplish more outside of a relationship than in. This is not a popular theory with women but it’s pretty simple to me. Right now I’m putting all my energy into me. Clearly if I had someone else (significant) in my life that would no longer be the case. Its not that I can’t grow or improve while in a relationship, I simply feel it occurs at a slower pace. I thought this was demonstrated well in the movie/book Disappearing Acts. Sometimes it’s just easier to develop and become a better person outside of a relationship even if you both have the best intentions for one another. Timing doesn’t always work out as we hope.
PS if yall haven’t read that book or seen the movie, do one or both. Please and thanks.
Enjoyed the answers WIM, you are NOT OLD but you do strike me as somone who is wise for their years. Also a good twitter friend.
I got a rolling O from a girl in the car one day and nearly killed myself. And I was in an Acura MDX. That girl has to be tiny to be in the driver’s seat while you’re driving like that. That would have been hilarious if you had gotten in an accident though because you wouldn’t have known what to tell the police officer or other car.
In terms of crazy women you know we share the same sentiments. I can tell you a story about my weekend that involved; a mini skirt, spanx, me being called marriage material, and a woman who vehemently defended her position that she was crazy. I kept countering with reasons why being crazy really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…
We have spoke at length about crazy women, a topic which I’m sure will come up again.
As far as me getting in a wreck, if I survived, I’m not gonna lie, I wouldve found a way to get that story in there to all who would listen. Ida played it off lowkey like “yeah IDK what happen officer, I was driving, doing the speed limit, I mean we were fucking too, right and…”
Then I’d pause briefly to give him the ‘yeah dawg, yeah…fuckin…who da man?’ eye that men give one another when they tell a story like that lol hey, it’s the little things in life!
Speaking of little, she wasn’t big. Maybe 5’2 or so but she was thick. I think it was more if there’s a will there’s a way type of thing. I honestly couldn’t tell you how it happened but I’m glad I did. You know us men do 98% of these sexual activities and generally ignorant ass stuff for no less than the story or the memory — at least I do. Lol
i’m 5’6 and not small…it can work with bigger girls, just not huge i guess lol
I thoroughly enjoyed this post; I’m going to have to check out this fella’s blog….
great post Max/Wis!
2 peeps that tell it like it is.
*much respect
You my negro WIM…
Great post!
When I do my Any10 On Tuesday, I want it done in person & on videojust my preferencesigh
Love the blue on you WIM!