Any 10 on Tuesday with @WisdomIsMisery
I’m really excited to have this man join us this week for Any 10 on Tuesday as it seems to be the only way to get him to read my blog he has quickly become one of my favourite bloggers and twitterpeeps. If you don’t read Wisdom is Misery, get caught up. Ready? Here we [...]
I’m really excited to have this man join us this week for Any 10 on Tuesday as
it seems to be the only way to get him to read my blog he has quickly become one of my favourite bloggers and twitterpeeps. If you don’t read Wisdom is Misery, get caught up.
Ready? Here we go.
Describe yourself in three sentences or less.
I’ve been called an “asshole” and a “nice guy,” often by the same women. I feel old as hell, even though I’m “only” 28, which for the record, is old. I’m not nearly as sociable #inreallife as the many social media sites I participate #infakelife would seem to indicate.
1. Is there something about your life or lifestyle that makes your perspective on dating/relationships unique?
Besides the fact that my apathy swagga is on a hundred thousand, trillion I’m not sure if it makes me unique but I’m pretty liberal minded, perhaps to a flaw. I’m willing to date a woman simply for the experience of dating her, even if I have no plans for the relationship to go anywhere. As a result, I’ve dated a lot of different “types” of women. From church choir singing pastor’s daughters to strippers and everything in between. There was even one former escort and a woman that might have been a midget or a dwarf (not quite sure of the politically correct term) – and no, the escort and the midget were not the same person. When it comes down to it, I don’t judge people on their past. I’m more concerned with how you are towards me in the present. A lot of people say this but a lot of those same people don’t practice it. I’ve been too big of a sinner to bother casting stones at others.
4. Could you be in a relationship that is not monogamous? Why or why not?
Yes and I have before. Can I plug myself? That’s a rhetorical question Max, because I’m totally going to anyway. I wrote about this here.
Why: I don’t think sex and a committed relationship are exclusively related to one another. I know for a fact – and maybe it’s because I’m a man – that I can have sex with someone else without developing feelings for them. Honestly, that basically describes every woman I’ve had sex with that I wasn’t in a relationship with or didn’t eventually get into a relationship with. More honestly, in some of those cases when they did push for something more than sex I got to gettin while the gettin was good. “I don’t fall in love, I do the cupid shuffle.” #HappyFeet
Why not: My girlfriend/wife. If she wants to be in a monogamous relationship I can respect that. I have before and more than likely will again. It’s not that I need to have someone on the side. I know I can be satisfied with one woman. Also, the ‘side chick’ isn’t always comfortable in her role either. At the end of the day, I like peace. I don’t want my main or my side disturbing my peacefulness, so whatever it takes to maintain tranquility is usually the path of least resistance I will pursue.
8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.
A car. Seems simple enough but I was with this girl one time and she was giving me head while I was driving. She then took it upon herself to hop in my lap and start riding. This was awesome for a few reasons: 1) I didn’t have tinted windows, so everyone I drove by saw this girl riding me in the driver seat. WIN! 2) We could have died at any second. I was on a highway and trying to drive in a straight line at 60mph while cupping an ass with one hand and stirring with the other, in my mind, was quite the feat. 3) I had my penis inside a vagina….I mean, what’s not to like about that?! There’s also something to be said about combining sex and the fear of death. Maybe it’s just me.
For the un-easily impressed, I also had sex in an underground tunnel. If you want to be a dick about it, you might call it a “sewer.” I’m not going to go into more details about that because well, we were young and horny. We found a hole in the ground and I accessed the hole in between her legs. The end!
9. Picture your most memorable partner in your mind and share what made that person so memorable.
I actually have two. There were two women in my life that had amazzzzingly great pussy. No, I don’t mean great sex – although the sex was great – but I mean the pussy itself. It’s as if their pussy was hand sculpted by the feminine, perfectly moisturized hands of the Aphrodite Pussy Gods. Both of them had me pussy whipped like no tomorrow. Literally, if I had simply stuck my dick in and not moved I would have been as happy as a lark because their pussy was THAT good. Sadly, all pussy is not created equal.
To this day I still can’t describe it. It was the kind of drive across state borders just to get in it for a few hours kind of pussy. It was riiiii-diculous. I haven’t experienced anything like it since and unfortunately, both of those experiences occurred in college. Every now and then I still wonder how those young ladies or more accurately, their pussies are doing. All jokes aside, I even still daydream about it sometimes. To give some perspective, I don’t even daydream about some of the stuff I got last month. Anyway, I hope someone is taking good care of them and I secretly wish that someone was me. *frowny faces and teary eyes*
17. What’s your fatal flaw in relationships?
I dated a girl for five years once and it ended in 72 hours. I never saw or talked to her again. I’m over that but I’m not sure if I’m over it, over it. Basically, five years is the threshold for success to me. It’s difficult to fully invest myself into a relationship when I’ve seen something that I’ve put so much energy into fall apart in under a weekend. That’s a long winded way of saying “I’m jaded.”
I try not to take it out on others and I don’t feel I do. What I think happens is that women accuse me of not ‘opening up’ or ‘giving them my all.’ In some cases, I’m simply not because I’m not interested but that’s another discussion. Even when I do want to go ‘all in’ I think a part of me, possibly subconsciously, holds back. It’s almost as if I expect relationships to fail – and so far, as is evidenced by the fact that I’m single, I have been right.
Generally speaking, I don’t care too much for love either. I like the idea of love but I hate the vulnerability love makes me feel when it’s put into practice. Actually, I had feeling vulnerable, period.
21. What would the title of your autobiography be?
I actually do plan on writing a book/memoir, if for nothing else than to give people a better idea of why I’m so crazy. Titles I’ve considered are: I Haven’t Been Arrested, Yet (my father actually suggested this); I Committed Sins; and there’s always my current screen name: Wisdom Is Misery, among a few others.
I even have a foreword in mind: “…and to the women in my life: I love you, I hate you, Fuck you, Thank you.” The editors (and my mama) might want me to drop that though. *shrugs*
22. What’s the first thing you notice in a woman?
I’m an ass man. The unfortunate thing about being an ass man is you have to see a woman from the back first to assess if she has an ass. There’s nothing more frustrating than seeing a ‘cute’ girl from the front then she passes you by and her ass encompasses two zip codes. Now I’ve got to chase her down. This is most frustrating.
26. What qualities do the people you date tend to have in common?
Anyone who follows me on Twitter or reads my site, (like this blog here) knows I like crazy women. Not all the women I date are crazy and most of them would probably tell you they were normal before they met me, but I do like my women crazy. Spices things up!
29. What are your must-have qualities in a partner?
I’m pretty simple and really don’t need much. I like FINE women but I’m trying to be less superficial in my pursuits. I’ll quote myself from a blog I wrote over on SingleBlackMale back in the day:
1) Be attractive……
Then there’s an addendum of things that would be nice to have, like
1b) < 3 kids, preferably 0.
1c) see #1.
That’s really it. I’m always shocked when I fall in love, so I think there’s a certain “it” factor that a few women have – and it’s different for each man – that makes me fall in love. I can’t describe it because most of the women I’ve fallen in love with don’t have much in common. I don’t think I have a ‘type’ more than I have a preference.
30. What are your dealbreakers?
Negativity. I’m a laid back guy. I’d rather laugh than fight, at all times. It’s hard for me to take life seriously when I realize it can end at any second. If I’m going to die, I’d rather go out with a smile on my face than pissed off at the world. I can’t be with a woman who survives on negativity and drama. Trust me, there are plenty of women like this. All I can offer these women is the stick and move, the toot and boot, the hit and quit and other associated metaphors of that nature.
And there you have it. A little peek into the
depraved mind of Mr. Wisdom is Misery. So what do you guys think of his answers? Weigh in, heckle, propose marriage, etc. in the comments.