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We’re past the point where we need preamble on Any 10 on Tuesdays right? Describe yourself in three sentences or less. Look, I am an honest and loyal dude; probably loyal to a fault. I really don’t have time for superficial people and I bear a deep, deep, deep bias against people with poor personal [...]

We’re past the point where we need preamble on Any 10 on Tuesdays right?

Describe yourself in three sentences or less.

Look, I am an honest and loyal dude; probably loyal to a fault. I really don’t have time for superficial people and I bear a deep, deep, deep bias against people with poor personal hygiene. I love music, (especially classic soul/reggae/hip hop), liquor (I love rum and single malt scotch) and women who know when to be a lady and when to be a slut.

1. Is there something about your life or lifestyle that makes your perspective on dating/relationships unique?
I refuse to tell lies.

2. To what extent are you willing to adapt this lifestyle to that of your partner?

I don’t adapt and I don’t think I could if I wanted to. At best, I find diplomatic ways to tell them not to wear that outfit because it makes them look like a pumpkin or yeah this would taste good if it had flavour or if you want me to cum you better give me a reason to.

3. Thong or boyshorts?

Boyshorts all day. In fact, seeing a woman in boy shorts is a litmus test for me. If she puts on a pair and I don’t want to bend her over or twist her up something fierce, the relationship has a limited shelf life. Like, no future.

4. Could you be in a relationship that is not monogamous? Why or why not?

Yes I could. Could or would I get jealous of my partner and her dealings? Possibly but not definitely. Would that jealousy trump my desire to f*ck, lick and tickle everything moving and to f*ck, lick and tickle my parnter? Naw. It’s a trade off. Plus, I’ve been in love, I’ve been hurt, I’ve been in relationships where the shit really hits the fan and I’ve learned that the only thing that I can’t ever get over is dishonesty. So if a partner and I decide to open things up, and we set certain standards/rules of engagement and those standards are being met, then it’s all good.

5. True or false: it is rude for a man not to call the woman the day after he slams for the first time.

I guess, but who cares. If he doesn’t call he doesn’t call and maybe he’s a bit of a dick. In my mind it’s a stupid move because I’m a staunch believer in never, ever burning a bridge. Especially a p*ssy bridge.

6. If you were alone in your girlfriend’s house, would you snoop?

Nope. Why snoop? If I feel the need to snoop, I need a new girlfriend.

7. What is your favorite sexual position?

Woof. Woof. There is nothing and I mean nothing like gripping a handful of the batty jaw and…you get the picture….This is surprisingly still fun even when the girl has no a**. At least for me.

8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.

In the minivan of the bigoted and uber-catholic filipino parents of a girl I used to date during my university years. They didn’t like the idea that their daughter was dating a black guy. Oh well. So every time I had the chance to get nekkid with their daughter in their automobile I did. What made it awesome too was the fact that it was a veritable shrine to Jesus, with his likeness and/or image plastered or hanging everywhere. It made her every cry of “Oh God” even more special. I’m probably going to hell. And I apologize if I’ve offended anyone’s religious sensibilities (actually if you’re reading max’s blog you shouldn’t be allowed in a church) but every time I see a Dodge Caravan I remember how I used to punish racism and bigotry everywhere while getting my nut on….Not really an interesting place, but, hey what can I tell ya’ I’m more of a bed, couch, living room, kitchen kind of guy.

9. Picture your most memorable partner in your mind and share what made that person so memorable.

I won’t talk about head game or physical characteristics because those are so unique they are not repeatable, so thinking about them or reminiscing may just depress me. So I’ll just say that my single most memorable partner mixed enthusiasm, reckless abandon and virtuosity in equal measure. Oh and she danced, practiced yoga and pilates. Hello flexibility. Every time with her was unique and memorable, we had an unspoken understanding, it was telepathy….

…Who am I kidding? All of that is true, but what separated her was her head game; she loved to swallow and would make the most unbelievable noises while giving me a blow job (Word of advice ladies, if you wake your man in the morning with Hall of Fame calibre head, AND swallow, that dude isn’t going anywhere but the jewellery store). And for a girl who was on the thin side she had an a** that just begged to be licked, smacked, grabbed, bitten and caressed in equal measure…

…She turned me out on a regular, and I still think about her. Just typing this answer is getting me all amped up. Did I mentions she loved to swallow?

10. Blow job or hand job?

See previous question.

11. What is something you have always wanted to try, but haven’t yet?

Can’t think of anything. Though I’ve been repeatedly asked to send some dick pics and have always been steadfast in my refusals. But I’ve got a little bit of the exhibitionist in me so maybe I would now under the right conditions, making sure to keep my tats and other identifying details out of the frame.

12. Best piece of relationship advice you’ve ever been given?

Courtesy Aretha Franklin: If you want a do right all day woman. You’ve got to be a do right all night man.
Courtesy Mom: It’s fine to be sensitive but don’t be a pushover. No woman wants a paper man.

13. What is your favorite thing to do to your partner? What is your favorite thing to have done to you?

That changes from partner to partner. Whatever she enjoys receiving the most or receiving from me the most is what she’s going to get. As for me, as long as the head game is good and as long as she regularly assumes the old woof woof in a manner that says “it’s talkin’ to you daddy” then I’m good.

14. What is the most sensitive spot on your body?

Not a single spot. My nipples, belly, inner thighs and nuts/c*ck in equal measure.

16. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Honestly can’t think of one right now.

17. What’s your fatal flaw in relationships?

How easy it is for me to fall in love.

18. If you had a super power what would it be? Why?

The ability to turn even the biggest prude into a c*ck starved, licentious freak. That’s how I would keep the world safe from evil.

19. What turns you on?

In no particular order: Passion. Compassion. Legs. Ass. Intelligence; good smart conversation is a winner. Amateur porn. Actually, just porn. But not too much, porn becomes boring very quickly. The sounds of sex. Especially if I’m helping to create them. Slow jams: Dancing in a dimly lit room with a beautiful woman’s body pressed close to mine. Good food; a well prepared meal really stimulates the senses.

Actually, you know what, the sound of a woman laughing is spectacular. The sound of a woman laughing at my jokes or my attempts at humour get me stiffer than stiff. It is like foreplay to me.

21. What would the title of your autobiography be?

F*ck The Pain Away: Conversations, confessions and sexual obsessions.

23. How often do you believe it is normal to want sex?

Normal for me is at least once a day.

24. If your friend was cheating, would you tell their partner?

That’s not my business. Now, if I’m friends with the partner as well, I think I would encourage my friend to stop cheating and/or express my disapproval.

25. Name three famous women you’d put a hurting on if you had the chance.

Just three? Damn. Okay, here goes:Sade – When I was a teen, I used to dream about become Mr. Sade.
Salma Hayek
Anika Noni Rose

27. Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yes. And it is dirty.

28. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Depends on what you mean by caught.

29. What are your must-have qualities in a partner?

Passion for something, anything. Curiosity about the world, about life, about me. Nice legs.

30. What are your dealbreakers?

Poor hygiene is a killer. Low sex drive. Right wing political beliefs (just joking. Kind of)