It’s a common misconception that people who blog about sex get it a lot and it’s epic. And while that
is definitely might be true, even us bloggers have gaps in our experience. Sometimes we’re just too busy writing about advance sex moves to actually have them, you know? So today I’m gonna share with you some dirty deeds I’ve yet to commit.
1. Head from behind
I’m pretty meh about oral sex – you guys already know this about me. But ever since you guys schooled me on the singular joy of getting head from the back I’ve been dying to experience this. I have a feeling it might change my life.
1. A little bondage
I feel like it shouldn’t be difficult to find a man to tie me up and fuck me, but I haven’t found one to do it yet.
If you’re interested, get at me.
2. Baby suck my toes
Technically this shouldn’t be on my list because I have had my toes sucked. But only a handful of times; all of which were many moons ago. I get why men don’t do this more often but I wish they did. It’s kind of icky when you think too hard about it, but having your toes sucked is life-giving.
3. Sam Sharpe’s pussy massage from last week’s post.
4. Making movies
I never dreamed about being a movie star when I was a little girl but I sure would like to have a starring role in a homemade film. Trouble is of course that allowing someone else to film you in the act means that someone has a film of you and who knows what they might do with it? I already live in fear of my father finding out about my blog…can you imagine if somehow someway he came across a movie of his little girl thronxing? Lord God he’d never recover.
5. The triz
I know, I know. This move officially makes me unwifeable. But if this world were mine I would like to experience this. I have a feeling it would be tonnes of fun.
That’s my list of “I Nevers”, what’s yours? Fridays are for over-sharing so spill your shit in the comments.
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