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It's Tuesday and that means it's time for “Any 10 on Tuesdays” where each week I ask some poor sucker an interesting person a bunch of questions.

This week we’re talking to Brent Piaskoski and Barbara Haynes, writers who split their time between Toronto and LA and creators of I Do Already; a seriously hilarious “he said/she said” blog about marriage. You can check them out at www.idoalready.tumblr.com and follow them on Twitter at www.twitter.com/idoalready.

Describe yourself in three sentences or less.

HE SAID:  I am just a guy with a great sense of humor and a wonderful penis.  Most people know either one or the other of these facts.  Very few can affirm both.
SHE SAID:  My legs are as long as many gymnasts’ entire bodies.  The Pentagon used the curvature of my buttocks for scientific experiments.  Only one of those sentences is a lie.

7. What is your favorite sexual position?

HE SAID:  Sexual positions are like children to a parent.  I love them all the same, just differently.  Except for maybe the Croatian sideways throat-twister.  That’s always a crowd-pleaser.
SHE SAID:  He masturbates, slowly but passionately bringing himself to climax.  I’m in another room watching Nurse Jackie.

8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.

HE SAID:  In the den of her parents’ house right after they’d met me.  Maybe not interesting but hot… well, until her mom made me put a coaster under my balls so I wouldn’t leave a watermark on the coffee table.
SHE SAID:  His parents’ guest room with about 400 dolls watching.  It was the plastic and porcelain version of Eyes Wide Shut.
HE SAID:  We need to get out of our parents’ basements…

9. Picture your most memorable partner in your mind and share what made that person so memorable.

HE SAID:  Okay, so you obviously aren’t married, hate marriage and don’t want my marriage to last.  This would be my wife because she is awesome.
SHE SAID:  My first boyfriend – mainly because he still does my taxes all these years later.  For free!  Damn, I must be good.

11. What is something you have always wanted to try, but haven’t yet?

HE SAID:  I have tried everything I have ever wanted.  My wife is a heavy sleeper.
SHE SAID:  Puppetry.  It would make hand jobs better for both of us.

12. Best piece of relationship advice you’ve ever been given?

HE SAID:  Every single person you’ll see today has been as hurt as you feel right now.  You will get over it.  (My mom)
SHE SAID:  Some day, you will meet a man whose mom gave him wise and sensitive advice.  Call me when you’re bored and we can laugh about him.  (My dad)

18. If you had a super power what would it be? Why?

HE SAID:  Invisibility because of the whole “seeing women naked” thing.  I’d also trip opposing football players so my team would win.
SHE SAID:  To be faster than a speeding bullet.  It would save him a lot of apologizing afterward.

20. Which habit of yours most annoys the people you date?

HE SAID:  I’d always think I was more interesting than the women I used to date.  They were probably annoyed by the truth of this.
SHE SAID:  The guys I date always get annoyed when they meet my husband.

23. How often do you believe it is normal to want sex?

HE SAID:  I have masturbated twice filling out this questionnaire.

24. If your friend was cheating, would you tell their partner?

SHE SAID:  No.  He asked me to keep our relationship a secret.

25. Name three famous wo/men you’d put a hurting on if you had the chance.

HE SAID:  Sandra Bullock, Jessica Pare and Phyllis Diller.
SHE SAID:  Taylor Kitsch, Colin Farrell and Ken Jeong (Sure, it seemed like Jeong had the genitals of a Ken Doll in “The Hangover,” but watch this clip and tell me you’re not in love:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FdJlKc4W68 )

27. Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

HE SAID:  Yes.  I wish I didn’t, but it was all my mother-in-law could talk about last Christmas.
SHE SAID:  To be fair, she mainly talked about the importance of having a bottle of Shout nearby.

Check out this couple at:
www.twitter.com/idoalready
www.idoalready.tumblr.com