Please Stop Believing You Deserve Props Just For Trying
My buddy Lincoln Anthony Blades is back with another guest post. Read and take notes then check him out at www.thisisyourconscience.com.
On many occasions I have been forced to remind people of one simple fact: When it comes to getting it in, you DON’T deserve a gold star just for TRYING – as grown-ass people, if you ain’t giving me the full-hundred, don’t waste my time by giving it up half-assed (pun-intended).
And I want to make it VERY clear that this is not a rant based at just one particular sex, because men and women alike both have the ability to turn a potentially squirt-tastic time into sex dryer than Devo Brown’s jokes.
Ladies, men ain’t giving you props JUST for sucking richard nowadays – it’s time to EXCEL.
- I don’t want cold, chapped lips scarring my sensitive foreskin-tissue with your abrasive-ass. INSTEAD..
..Please tease it with your tongue and gently flick the head firmly with your soft tongue and make it jump just by the touch of your breath. Tongue-kiss my richard deep and passionately and take it all the way in your mouth and slowly let it out and make sure it’s wet as hell. THEN you can put your moisturized hands on it and slowly massage it with both hands (nothing WORST than dry hands on an erection – keep your sandpaper palms to yourself please and thank you). Don’t bore me with sucking it the same way either, sometimes you gotta lick the entire shaft and when you get to the bottom, please don’t neglect the balls (PLEASE). Spit or Swallow is up to you just as long as you beg me for it and tell me where you want it and how much you NEED to taste it.
Ladies, men ain’t just gonna give you PROPS, JUST if your nani is tight and wet nowadays – it’s time to DOMINATE.
- I don’t want a girl laying on the bed like a chalk outline in CSI: Miami. Instead..
..Get on top and control my richard and let every inch slide in and out of you and hit you deep in every wall with firm and controlled waist-whining. Let me pick you up and while I knock it down standing up, grab me tight around the neck with both arms and throw your pussy back on me until it gets so good we have to lie back down before I drop you faster than Jay-Z dropped Rell. Even when I’m beating it down in missionary, grip my shoulders and kiss me on collar bone and tell me how deep it’s in – there’s no time to be quiet now – I wanna hear you TELL ME how hard you’re coming.
And Dudes, don’t think you don’t need to step up YOUR games. Men, Ladies aren’t giving you a golf-clap for giving head anymore – either be PROFICIENT or don’t even waste her time.
- She doesn’t want a guy with Tiger Woods teeth giving her a hysterectomy. Instead..
She wants someone who’s firm but not in a hurry, who can make her anticipate the initial touch of your tongue because you started at her collar bone, traced your tongue over her breasts, down her stomach, from hip-to-hip and finally, when she’s aching, you give her a long slow lick up-and-down, just barely touching her clit while she starts to drip like Project faucets…Or so I hear since ‘Real Rudebwoy’s Nuh-Inna Dem Tings Deh.’ (The stance all Black Males of West Indian Heritage must publicly take).
And when it comes to putting it in, take your time and make her feel every inch right down to her cervix and make sure you don’t just try to jackrabbit the nani to death, but stroke it hard and slow to start and let her savour the richard, but more importantly stroke it firm and steady because you want to find that spot – the spot that will make a tsunami all over the bed sheets if you hit just right, enough times – she will let you know when you hit it and you need to use all the muscle memory in your body to not only remember where it is, but formulate a plan of attack on how you are going to beat the brakes off her nani by killing that spot. Ladies want you to listen – not just to what she’s saying – but the non-verbal communication that her nani moans to you when you get it just right.
In the end, the best sex always seems to be the sex where both parties (or three, four, etc.) are all intensely focused on not just getting their own nut, but making sure they help DELIVER great nuts too – and that can only occur when you stop begrudgingly performing sex acts, and just MAN-UP/WOMAN-UP and put some damn elbow grease in it.
This Is Your Conscience