It’s Tuesday and we haven’t had Any 10 on Tuesdays in a really long time. This week we have one of my favourite readers here to overshare with us. So without further ado I give you CHeeKS. 3. Thong or boyshorts? If I am in a hurry or can’t control myself, boyshorts have to be [...]
It’s Tuesday and we haven’t had Any 10 on Tuesdays in a really long time. This week we have one of my favourite readers here to overshare with us. So without further ado I give you CHeeKS.
3. Thong or boyshorts?
If I am in a hurry or can’t control myself, boyshorts have to be taken off to access the goodies. With a thong, it’s very easy for an enraged CHeeKZ to pull them around a cheek and go to work. Plus you will never understand the positive impact the Thong Song had on my life.
4. Could you be in a relationship that is not monogamous? Why or why not?
Well I have been before and just wasn’t aware that it was open! But when I think back to why I was so upset about that situation it would have to be the lack of respect. So as long as a respect is there for my feelings and I am not being lied to, I am willing to try.
5. True or false: it is rude for a man not to call the woman the day after he slams for the first time.
No Max, get over it! For the love of Verizon! It’s no big deal. Men are trained for their asshole teenage friends that you don’t call a girl right away, all in an attempt not to look desperate. Why do I have to call you? What is happening the next day after I thronx you that is so important we need to talk. STD symptoms don’t even start to show up until two weeks later. We won’t know if you are pregnant right away. There is nothing for us to talk about. I got what I wanted.
Note: I love me some Cheekz but I call bullshit on this whole entire answer.
8. Name the most interesting place you have had sex.
My Mother’s bed. Sure I have done all those other places: theater, park, chapel. But no one ever admits to getting it on here, so I thought I would change things up. I remember my GF coming to me saying how a friend told her how liberating it was to get it on where her parents slept. I thought it was dope, the people who for all of HS tried to stop us from getting it on. We were going defy them by violating their place of rest. So Ma Dukes goes on Vacay, baby comes over and we have a great time actually having space to move and not being limited to a twin sized bed. Then her parents go away, I mention that it was time to complete the deed. This bitch tells me: “Oh no. Never. I would never disrespect my parents like that. I love them”
11. What is something you have always wanted to try, but haven’t yet?
Note: Google it if you don’t know what it is.
16. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Which one of the many should I tell today? How about one early exit. Long story short, I was with a girl that I would be embarrassed to admit I was with. Not a good look, a stress release as you would say. She asked about my back at home GF (who I think I previously broke up with). I was already putting on the condom at that point. So it’s go time & I’m in there. For some reason this smedium chick really surprised me. 9-10 strokes in, it was over. But I couldn’t go out like that, I had to save face. So she asks what is wrong. That is when I pulled the “I feel bad about cheating on my GF. I just can’t do this.” She was trying to talk me into it, but I told her some line about my heart being back in Long Island. I still don’t remember if I had a GF at that point, but I think I saved my reputation… until people read this.
19. What turns you on?
Watching some else be turned on. Seeing their facial expressions. Body movements. Hearing their vocals.
22. What’s the first thing you notice in a woman?
Skin. It takes up the majority of a person’s body or face. It’s what you are trying to touch or kiss when you are with someone. Love the rich full look of black skin. Complexion not an issue.
24. If your friend was cheating, would you tell their partner?
Not only would I not tell, I would go out of my way to cover them in any lie they needed fabricated under any circumstance. It’s called being a good friend. Why in the world would I betray a friend for somebody I care nothing about?
25. Name three famous women you’d put a hurting on if you had the chance.
Max. NIA Naturally. Nick@Nite. Are you not celebrities? Do millions of people not read your work everyday? I am way more attracted to your personalities and the dissenting opinions than I could ever be to some skinny assless attention whore. If I have respect for you, I probably want to eff you. But to answer the question in the typical male fashion: Melrose Foxxx, Bria Miles & WSHH Bunny’s Ms. Lastarya
26. What qualities do the people you date tend to have in common?
Virgins. Dude I had this run of only attracting girls that didn’t do it. Obviously this was not on purpose. Apparently the only women who I attract are ones who have no interest in having sex. The amount of ‘work’ hours, I put into very small number of women is embarrassing.
28. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Do I really have to tell this story on the internet? Look people, let’s just say I got bored of my hand. So for excitement, I would try getting one done under high pressure situations. I was young, I was dumb, and I was horny. It led to the most awkward after school special mother-son hug. Is it too late to ask you not to judge me?
29. What are your must-have qualities in a partner?
a) She must be a nice person, like sweet. NO ghetto neck snapping. No racist comments. Who wants to be around someone with a negative attitude?
b) Nurturing. I have heard women say they don’t like when a man is looking to date his mother. Well my mother sucked at being nurturing so you shouldn’t have a problem with me.
c) Emotionally independent. For some reason people think independent is you being able to pay a bill, but if you lack the ability to deal with life, who cares about your credit score. No running to her mom, her friends, or an ex boyfriend every time she has a problem. No ex boyfriends.