Personally I like my sex au naturel; no frills, no soundtrack,
no condoms, no soft lighting, no foreplay, and no accoutrements. To add these types of garnishes to an already perfect meal is just…doing too much as far as I’m concerned. For me, chexy time is the ultimate “come as you are” party; you don’t have to bring anything but the dirty yourself. However this blog is for everybody and I recognize that some people like their guests to arrive with party favours. So this week we’re examining what we can do to make the mo’better mo’better.
First of all, I should not have to tell you this, but porn should be part of everyone’s regularly scheduled programming. Watching porn is just the responsible thing to do. Plus nothing makes you more ready to get down n’ dirty with someone than to watch other people getting down and dirty. If porn doesn’t get your motor running you need to seek medical attention immediately.
4. A little slip
Personally I consider lube to be an insult to my womanhood; I create quite enough of it on my own if you’re handling yours properly thank you very much. But lately I keep discovering lubes that come with um, value-adds? You can find lubes that will warm things up, cool ’em down, and you can even find ones that tingle
and make it feel like your pussy has been electrocuted. And in the category of over-sharing, let me tell you this: I was recently given some samples of a certain “intense arousal gel”. I was looking at it all types of squint-eyed at first…you guys know I have no problem becoming aroused. But this stuff…..gives LIFE! PSA ladies: try this stuff. Oh and here’s a PSA for my men: get you some of this stuff, surreptitiously rub it on your peen before you go in…that girl will love you for life. Trust Max on this.
I don’t know what it is about getting it in with a completely inappropriate person or place that makes the thronx so much better…but it does. Few things in life are hotter than slipping unseen into the bathroom of a party with the object of your desire for a quick grope. Just beware that the streets are watching and you may get caught. And as far as inappropriate people go, choose wisely. You give the wrong troll a sample of your goodness and you’ve got a guaranteed stalker for life. Trust me on that one.
Like I said, I’m not that into bells and whistles so this is all I can think of…weigh in won’t you? What little extras do you like to bring to secksy time? It’s Friday – overshare.