If there is a female equivalent to the panty meat man it is the silly little girl. And lord let me tell you this bish is just as frustrating as that guy. For grown people minding their business and living their lives, there is nothing more frustrating than a grown woman acting like a silly [...]
If there is a female equivalent to the panty meat man it is the silly little girl. And lord let me tell you this bish is just as frustrating as that guy. For grown people minding their business and living their lives, there is nothing more frustrating than a grown woman acting like a silly little girl. Their childish antics make their lives more difficult than they need be and cause headaches for normal adults.
If you’re wondering whether you (or your girl) might be a silly little girl, here are some tell-tale signs:
1. Pissing in a circle.
Pissing a circle is what insecure girls do to mark a man as their territory. There are a lot of ways to do this but the most common are random “I love you” Facebook wall posts, suggestive tweets, and general reckless talk. Silly little girls do this to show that their man is spoken for but it really just lets grown up women know that the man in question is easy prey. Grown women know it’s dead simple to steal a man who has a silly little insecure girl, we just don’t want to do it.
2. Dressing inappropriately.
The easiest way to spot a silly little girl is to look at the way she’s dressed. Silly little girls are the ones you see at the All-Black with no coat ( silly little girls don’t like to pay for coat check), a teeny little dress, bare legs and sandals. Or head to your local basketball court on a Saturday morning and see her in 4-inch heels and sparkly batty riders. It’s not that these girls don’t look good – they do. But any girl who doesn’t look hot in a dress and heels needs to set her ass down anyway. It’s strictly amateur hour. A grown-up girl can dress appropriately for the weather or the situation and still be banging.
3. Bathroom confrontation and other methods of dumping your shit on my head.
Ever innocently answer your phone late at night and been met with a tirade of curses? It’s silly little girl calling. These are the dumb heaux who – when they get the smallest inkling their man might be creeping – immediately call up the girl in question and it’s cuss first, ask questions last. Instead of visiting their frustration on the head of the man who might possibly have wronged them maybe, here these dummies go calling up his realtor and ending up with egg on their faces. Go sit down little girl!
4. Snooping the wrong way.
Let me preface this by saying that I do not approve of snooping in 90% of cases, but every so often I come across a scenario in which I’m not that mad at it. We’re not gonna get into that right now – it’s another post for another day. But if a woman in a situation where she has snooping clearance, how she handles the info she finds distinguishes a grown woman from a silly little girl. First off, a grown woman never, ever volunteers that she snooped. Grown women use what they found to set a trap for a man and let him hang himself and he is never the wiser. Silly little girls flip out and open with the snooping and that’s when you lost. Word to Souls of Mischief. Because then the man seizes upon the snooping as a betrayal of trust and the next thing you know the silly girl is apologizing for finding naked pictures of her little sister in her man’s nightstand.
5. Expecting things from men who are not your boyfriend.
When a grown woman is spending time with a man and the nature of the relationship is undefined, she knows to keep her expectations to herself. She will know in her head how often she wants to see or speak to him, but she’s not barking out orders because she knows she’s not in a position to do so. Silly little girls on the other hand expect a man who they have not yet locked down to call hourly, stop by daily, and be an available escort for family weddings and office parties. Slow your roll little girl, at this point the only things you have a right to expect are a hard dick and bubble gum.
7. Inserting feelings where they don’t belong.
I’ve talked about this too many times. There are occasions when feelings are appropriate and others when they are not. A grown up woman knows the difference. A silly little girl wants to talk to her fuck buddy about her feelings. Go study your books little girl.
8. Blowing up phones.
A classic silly little girl move. Whether she’s calling you 29 times in the course of a weekend, blowing up your BBM after you’ve politely told her you can’t talk, or exploding your gchat despite the fact that your status says “Busy. Can’t talk”, the silly little girl wants your attention now now now. She doesn’t get that becoming an annoyance is the quickest way to turn someone off them.
10. Acting like a hoe and then being surprised when you’re treated like one.
A grown woman knows that if she is going to slam every dude in her social circle, word is going to get out. As a wise man once said, “we know, we just don’t let you know we know”. So if she’s been giving up pussy passes indiscriminately, a grown woman isn’t going to get mad when every man thinks he can have one. But a silly little girl will smash the homies, let them videotape it and post it on pornhub, and then be up in arms because people are calling her a hoe. Settle yourself little hoe girl.
What do you guys think of my list? Know any grown women who act like silly little girls? What did I miss? Speak your piece in the comments.
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1. My current boy’s ex did number one all the time. She always found an excuse to comment on his fb status. it was obvious and obnoxious.
2. I see this far too often. I call it “trying too hard and failing miserably”
3. Same chick actually did this to me, sent me a message on fb. The range of emotions I felt when I read that message sent me so crazy I hoped in my car to go for a ride blasting rock and doing 70 on the highway. My rule is: never call the other woman. Your man is stepping out, that is a between you and him. Nothing good could ever come out of attacking another woman. She was simply doing her.
4.I always say I that I don’t go looking for information, but it has a funny way of just falling in my lap. I never reveal my sources. If there is a password I respect it and stay away. Because I am very attentive and detail oriented very little gets past me. And I have a nasty habit (or so i’ve been told) of sitting on the information I have until I have accumulated enough evidence and I use it at the most fitting times.
I see 5, 7, and 8 all the time but I thankfully am not guilty of them. Oh wait. I’ll do the blowup phone thing if I’m pissed off and he refuses to pick up his phone. Ending communication abruptly in the middle of an argument doesn’t sit well with me. I go a little psycho.
10. And I fully agree with 10
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wait back to three?
Your current BF ex called you to confront you? So the negro got away with sliding off? Or he was just pulling the notorious ‘won’t leave the girl i’m sick of until i find a new one’
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He was pulling the notorious ‘won’t leave the girl i’m sick of until i find a new one.’ Obviously it was the wrong move.
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Say WORD!!
Oddly enough (knock on wood) not a lot of these have happened to me. I DID get a phone call early one Sunday morning from a woman that said, “umm, your man and i have been having sex.” I told her “thank you” and hung up the phone. It’s him I have a problem with, not her.
#1
I love the girl that drops more signals than Verizon.. she’s the one that’ll blow up the Facebook wall with “inside jokes”.. Sweetie, we GOT IT! He’s yours, no problem. But why does his status say “single”.. Oops, seems like he might need a talking to.
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Like sweet tea.. i don’t go around snooping (anymore).. I’m one of the most observant people that I know as well as things just fall into my lap. I told someone, “I could go jogging, fall, and the doctor that bandages my leg has a pic of you on her desk.” Simple as that. Seems bizarre, but stranger things have happened..
None of the other examples do I have a problem with. I guess I can be glad that I’ve kept my nose clean.
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wait.wait.wait.
Nick@mylove. You just took the girls word as proof? He didn’t even ask what the guy’s name was? No details to confront him with? Or even ask him about a descriptive body part that only someone who sucked him off would know, like a birth mark on his pelvic bone
#cheekzrevealingsecrets
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oh wait.. i was editing at that hour of the morning.. the woman who called me was his ex.. We all went ot the same church. I’d seen her phone number pop up quite a few too many times and questioned him before. I’d already had some evidence.. and the fact that he ran to my house (we lived close) while i still had the phone in my hand and confessed the whole thing to me means that i didn’t have to investigate much else!
it also lead me to believe that he was trying to “cut her off” and get to me before she did..
Commense the crying…
gayness and faggotry…
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suckernigga never confess.
SMH. SMH. SMH.
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In the words of the great Tommy Buns… “Bitch is Lying… I don’t know no f*cking Kiana”!
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Greatest line from the greatest movie that Nick has never seen!
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pump yo brakes two times.. i saw “Belly”.. not remembering much it is a different thing altogether..
saw it in the movie theater.. never saw it again…
i remember that sex scene tho!
POW!
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I’m with CHeeKZ Money on this one. Tell me you did some further investigation before you just took this girl at her word…as the former victim of a campaign of lies and misrepresentation I know from first hand experience that you can’t believe everything some random chippy is telling you….
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I’m gonna assume that the ladies have some kind of evidence before they go in on their men because taking some random heaux at her word is a silly little girl move…and I
hopeknow none of my commenters are silly little girls!Like or Dislike:
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I’m one of the most observant people that I know as well as things just fall into my lap.
Ditto, but I take it as a curse.
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I, proliferator, quickly fade to ninjas vigorous
Figure I kick stunts,
I punch twice that ninja that’s dissing at me
Attachements to bats, latching, and matching my cataclysm
I give them a skism
I stroke to croak em, I broke em
Chokin up on my syntax, as I bend backs by impacts
Then I give a concussion in your nuts when I’m busting HEADS!
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this was a good read. I’ve only bared witness to #2, like a commenter said up thread its just trying too hard. #1 I have actually done myself in the past…but there’s always a method to the madness *insert dramatic crazy silly girl laugh*
the absolute funniest is #10. when will they learn…
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Oy vey. The ex’s ex used to call. She used to have a guy call for her too. Let’s not get into this #facepalm
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And no fair!! You did numbering 1-5 right!! Guess I’ll count backwards!!
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hahaha i got to number five and was clapping for maxie and then read on and had to take it all back lmao
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Same! I said, “Nooooooooooo! *drops to knees, fists together, eyes like this >_<* then I saw the rest. And I got up. lmao
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I feel like I should pay you tuition fees Max.
I think I live in the land of #2s. Every other woman out here is a waitress/actress/model trying to be the next one. Poor things.
I am STILL #8. *hangs head*
If I can not get in contact with my dude or I have a point to express I will text bomb or call like a crazy woman. I am trying to do better.
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Oh wait. I have a real comment. Here goes.
So going through my call and text records for the month, I can tell what kind of person I’ve been, when it comes to this guy. He’s not an SO but he was someone I cared about before he fxcked up. Before I used to call him and text me. Maybe even be a #8 BUT why bring up old sh!t? But if we are going to bring up old stuff, I used to be a silly little girl. I may still be what
all you old peoplemost of you call “little” because of my age but I personally think I’ve grown the fxck up. As women, we’re given this pass to act up from time to time because we can always snap back to reality. [Oh! There goes Gravity.] But I digress.Nowadays, things are very different. I just don’t call. Or I just don’t text him. If he has something to say to me, he’s free to do so. And I’m free to no answer. I want to say I’m slowly moving towards the amazing land of Indifference because the Caring land was way too much work and too much of an emotional thing for me. So as soon as I stopped caring so much, the less of a “silly little girl” I became. In a conversation with a couple of you great blogging people, I guess there are still some changes that need to be made.
I lowkey feel like I strayed away from the real issue at hand and made this about myself… Ehh. I still love the post Max. GO back to your 1, 2, 4′s!
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i will blow up a phone every now and then. if i know you’re busy, i won’t call and bother you at all. but if i’m calling because i haven’t heard from you in a while, and you’re busy, just pick up, tell me you’ll call me back and then we’ll both be good. or if you can’t pick up, just text me. any type of acknowledgement is better than ignoring calls altogether. when i get no response whatsoever, my imagination runs away from me and that’s when i become a silly little girl.
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Disrespectful. I remember that.
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Excellent read.
#1′s are always comical because people think theyre being soo discreet when they’re not!
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i can’t stand a #1…why don’t you work on your relationship so that you don’t have to let everyone know you’re wifey…you just are
the pics on fb and twitter…the inside jokes…uggh so immature
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Max, may I add something to the list? Silly little girls buy men that are not their boyfriends really expensive gifts. They pay the car notes, rent and buy clothes for their jumpoffs.
A guy I know once told me that his big screen (I am talking 48′), computer and half of his pots and pans were bought by jump offs. SMH…hard.
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I have been this silly little girl *hangs head in shame*.
You know that expression “never buy a man shoes because he will wear them to walk all over you”? Yeah a few pairs of Jordans later I learned the hard way that it’s true.
It actually hurts me to admit that.
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Walk all over you or walk right out of your life? I heard the latter.
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I’ve heard both…and actually he did both so I guess they’re both true
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Good peen can make us do crazy things!
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It’s the one and only time in life I have ever been dickmatized….that man….sigh. Let me stop.
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hahah i bought sneakers for the guy who bought me “He’s Just Not That Into You”
amazing that I can laugh at this
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Before or after he bought you the book??
Actually never mind…I don’t want to know.
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I’m pretty sure it was before lol ummm yeah pretty sure
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That “never buy a man shoes…” is so effin true! Sigh, thanks Max lol I actually purged that moment from my memory and now it’s back…and I really thought that today was the day you would get the numbers right cause you were off to a good start lol
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Girlie it’s a wrap with me and the numbers. I don’t even try to get them right anymore.
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9)Blowing things out of proportion. My current relationship is circling the drain because of it.
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Dash in a very short period of time you have become my e-ninja.
But I don’t know a woman who knows to take things in perspective….
So I can’t even make that a silly girl trait.
I know how bad it is to generalize. I’m sorry.
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Cheekz you do too know a woman who knows how to take things in perspective!
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Correction Max takes things in context…. except when it comes to guys calling the day after they beat. Than she turns into a bull that sees a Blood.
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I am on the verge of just saying screw it, and becoming a monk. Unimportant ISH should not loom so large in relationships.
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I agree with you…provided we are sure it is truly unimportant and not just unimportant to you!
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^^^THIS^^^
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great post. i think i may know a woman that falls under every number you listed. damn shame too.
As a wise man once said, “we know, we just don’t let you know we know”.
this is so true. hahahaha
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The gospel according to Dr. J.
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