If there is a female equivalent to the panty meat man it is the silly little girl. And lord let me tell you this bish is just as frustrating as that guy. For grown people minding their business and living their lives, there is nothing more frustrating than a grown woman acting like a silly [...]
If there is a female equivalent to the panty meat man it is the silly little girl. And lord let me tell you this bish is just as frustrating as that guy. For grown people minding their business and living their lives, there is nothing more frustrating than a grown woman acting like a silly little girl. Their childish antics make their lives more difficult than they need be and cause headaches for normal adults.
If you’re wondering whether you (or your girl) might be a silly little girl, here are some tell-tale signs:
1. Pissing in a circle.
Pissing a circle is what insecure girls do to mark a man as their territory. There are a lot of ways to do this but the most common are random “I love you” Facebook wall posts, suggestive tweets, and general reckless talk. Silly little girls do this to show that their man is spoken for but it really just lets grown up women know that the man in question is easy prey. Grown women know it’s dead simple to steal a man who has a silly little insecure girl, we just don’t want to do it.
2. Dressing inappropriately.
The easiest way to spot a silly little girl is to look at the way she’s dressed. Silly little girls are the ones you see at the All-Black with no coat ( silly little girls don’t like to pay for coat check), a teeny little dress, bare legs and sandals. Or head to your local basketball court on a Saturday morning and see her in 4-inch heels and sparkly batty riders. It’s not that these girls don’t look good – they do. But any girl who doesn’t look hot in a dress and heels needs to set her ass down anyway. It’s strictly amateur hour. A grown-up girl can dress appropriately for the weather or the situation and still be banging.
3. Bathroom confrontation and other methods of dumping your shit on my head.
Ever innocently answer your phone late at night and been met with a tirade of curses? It’s silly little girl calling. These are the dumb heaux who – when they get the smallest inkling their man might be creeping – immediately call up the girl in question and it’s cuss first, ask questions last. Instead of visiting their frustration on the head of the man who might possibly have wronged them maybe, here these dummies go calling up his realtor and ending up with egg on their faces. Go sit down little girl!
4. Snooping the wrong way.
Let me preface this by saying that I do not approve of snooping in 90% of cases, but every so often I come across a scenario in which I’m not that mad at it. We’re not gonna get into that right now – it’s another post for another day. But if a woman in a situation where she has snooping clearance, how she handles the info she finds distinguishes a grown woman from a silly little girl. First off, a grown woman never, ever volunteers that she snooped. Grown women use what they found to set a trap for a man and let him hang himself and he is never the wiser. Silly little girls flip out and open with the snooping and that’s when you lost. Word to Souls of Mischief. Because then the man seizes upon the snooping as a betrayal of trust and the next thing you know the silly girl is apologizing for finding naked pictures of her little sister in her man’s nightstand.
5. Expecting things from men who are not your boyfriend.
When a grown woman is spending time with a man and the nature of the relationship is undefined, she knows to keep her expectations to herself. She will know in her head how often she wants to see or speak to him, but she’s not barking out orders because she knows she’s not in a position to do so. Silly little girls on the other hand expect a man who they have not yet locked down to call hourly, stop by daily, and be an available escort for family weddings and office parties. Slow your roll little girl, at this point the only things you have a right to expect are a hard dick and bubble gum.
7. Inserting feelings where they don’t belong.
I’ve talked about this too many times. There are occasions when feelings are appropriate and others when they are not. A grown up woman knows the difference. A silly little girl wants to talk to her fuck buddy about her feelings. Go study your books little girl.
8. Blowing up phones.
A classic silly little girl move. Whether she’s calling you 29 times in the course of a weekend, blowing up your BBM after you’ve politely told her you can’t talk, or exploding your gchat despite the fact that your status says “Busy. Can’t talk”, the silly little girl wants your attention now now now. She doesn’t get that becoming an annoyance is the quickest way to turn someone off them.
10. Acting like a hoe and then being surprised when you’re treated like one.
A grown woman knows that if she is going to slam every dude in her social circle, word is going to get out. As a wise man once said, “we know, we just don’t let you know we know”. So if she’s been giving up pussy passes indiscriminately, a grown woman isn’t going to get mad when every man thinks he can have one. But a silly little girl will smash the homies, let them videotape it and post it on pornhub, and then be up in arms because people are calling her a hoe. Settle yourself little
What do you guys think of my list? Know any grown women who act like silly little girls? What did I miss? Speak your piece in the comments.