If penis is my one true love, balls are my eternal sidepiece. I really don’t know what it is about balls, but I effing love
sucking them. They are just hours of entertainment…you can hold them, rub them, kiss them, suck them, lightly squeeze them, and if your man is acting up a swift kick to them will put him in his place a lot faster than an hour-long cussing.
My idea of a perfect Sunday involves a coffee by my side, a book in one hand, and the balls of a man who just put it on me in the other.
Thats if they’re good balls of course. Because there is such a thing as bad balls, and let me tell you there is nothing worse than bad balls. If you don’t know what bad balls are, look at this and this (very, very, NSFW).
I don’t know why no one ever extolls the sheer beauty that is a man’s balls, but let just say thank you men, from the bottom of my heart, for your nuts because balls…give life.
Oh and PSA of the day:
Ladies, if you are not sucking balls, you are failing at life.
What do you guys think? Ladies do you love balls like I do or are you sleeping on the wonderfulness? Is there another random male part you’re fixated on? Overshare in the comments Men…I don’t expect you to do much today but smile and say thank you
and let me play with your balls.
Happy Nasty Friday everyone!