Shout-out to @HoneyMatthews for suggesting this post. For years I have bemoaned the fact that I had never had morning sex. Especially considering I spent three years in a living hell cohabiting with a dude. Then I had it and I was like, is that all there is? Not that the sex was bad – [...]
Shout-out to @HoneyMatthews for suggesting this post.
For years I have bemoaned the fact that I had never had morning sex. Especially considering I spent three years in a living hell cohabiting with a dude. Then I had it and I was like, is that all there is? Not that the sex was bad – you guys know I don’t think there’s such a thing as bad sex – but I just didn’t see how it was any better than night time sex. Except that my little brain was working overtime thinking about how soon I had to be at work. Then there was the added injury of having to endure a sleepover in order to get said morning sex; and you guys remember how I feel about sleepovers, don’t you?
Anyway, after that encounter I crossed morning sex off my list and proceeded to live my life with no intention of revisiting it. But it nagged me; how could I, a true devotee of the pipe and the ultimate morning person, not enjoy morning pipe? It just seemed wrong. I knew I must be missing something. So I did my usual Twitterpoll to find out if anyone had anything interesting to say about morning sex. They didn’t. Then I hit the #2 most reliable source of information and found out all kinds of interesting things about morning sex.
Such as:
1. People who start their days by having sex are all-around healthier and happier than those who don’t.
Apparently morning sex releases oxytocin, which makes couples feel loving and bonded all day long. And apparently that’s a good thing.
2. A man’s body is hardwired to want sex first thing in the morning
This explains the phenomenon of morning wood. Evidently while your man is snoring like a band saw and sucking up all the oxygen in the room sleeping, he is accumulating the testosterone he will use for the next day. From the time he wakes up, he has a three-hour window when he’s brimming with peak levels of it. So I guess this means the morning boner is the best boner and it would be wasteful not to get on it.
And my personal favourite:
3. According to scientists at the University of Pennsylvania, a man’s musky underarm odor is a proven libido booster.
Therfore snuggling up to your man as soon as you wake up will get your motor running extra hard as a result of his natural funk scent. This actually makes a lot of sense to me.
(Source for all)
(Source for all)
Kinda makes me want to give it another go. As soon as I figure out how to bifurcate sleepovers and morning sex that is…
But what do you guys think of morning sex? Is it any different or better than sex at any other time of the day? Am I missing something? Educate me!
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i don't think it's better than nighttime sex, but it is different. where at night it's (hopefully) rough and hard and loud and carnal, morning sex is a bit more intimate. you move slower and gentler cuz you're just waking up. it's quieter, probably cuz you both have morning breath and don't really wanna open your mouth lol, so all you really hear is heavy breathing and the sound of 2 bodies having sex.
and perhaps the best part is, you can go about your day knowing that you already got some and the majority of people you cross probably didn't. haha….
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there is something absolutely awesome about having sex while you still have sleep crust in your eyes, the sun isn't even up yet, and you have a completely empty stomach. I dunno, it just is.
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Indeed, the best part of waking up is NOT Folgers in your cup…..
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING makes me feel like King of the World more than morning sex (especially if there's a morning hummer involved)….
Now, I don't know if it's better. It's just different. But I do know that you're missing out, you seriously need to work out your sleepover issues…read your own list, this is a matter of your health girl.
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Morning sex is the ABSOLUTE best, idk if it has anything to do with already being in the relaxed serene mode of awakening but there is definitely something different/special/better about it
And all three points are spot on:
I know when I get it in the a.m. there ain't a damn thing that can bring me down that day
It may be my imagination but it actually feels harder in the a.m.
The explanation for the "scent" makes perfect sense – I've always felt like "hmmm, this doesn't smell like anything at the frangrance counter at macy*s but strangely enough, it's an effin turn on"
btw, I am really loving your blog!
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can we discuss head with morning breath…i dunno that the thought just grosses me out
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Yep. It's better. I love the powerful feeling I get knowing I was the one who gave him that smile that lasted alllllll day long
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This actually makes it sound really, really appealing.
Like, really.
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LOL well I guess if armpit funky is supposed to be sexy, sleep crust can be sexy too right?
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I actually think I can get down with morning head more than morning sex. I don't know why though.
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Thanks girl!
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This is a classic Mizz Love Lippz comment!
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Anybody used to watch Different World? Remember how Whitley used to wake up in the morning and fix herself up so when Dwayne woke up she would look perfect? That's what you ladies are supposed to do.
There is nothing better than an all squirm-fest early in the morning. Only a few positions are permittable though, got to keep the distance with the face. But you can definitely get that side action, or the she's on her stomach action for sure.
Don't sleep on the i'm about to leave head and quick and dirty. If your man or just the guy from last night, (dare to be different), is about to leave, drop and give him 50. Fellas, if your lady is about to leave just raise that skirt up and slide them to side. You get extra points for messing the whole outfit up, pulling hair, ripping the shirt open, she be pissed, but she be happy pissed.
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and i approve that message…
i have no problem giving morning head.. but i'm uually met with the "don't tease me and you gotta leave" business… i want the way i made you feel to be on your mind all day, what's so wrong with that.. i need a different dude… #nolie
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lol gotta love this one!
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i hear you Max… i'm a night person dealin with a morning person.. this works if he falls asleep before me, as i'll usually wake him up.. but DANG homie, you can get some in the morning.. but i'm with Max when i say i'm usually thinking about how long we have before i have to be to work (when i was working..) and honestly, if you're waking me up, then you're gonna have to help me get "Ready".. i can't just go from dreaming about sharks and jellyfish to getting ready for chexy time.. i'm sorry, you can get it all you want.. but don't think a n*pple tweak is enough.. i can be very accommodating (sp?) if you work with me! DUDE!! lol.. #seewhatididthere
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Ahhh yes, but morning head is best in the form of a wakeup call (provided there was shower/bath time b4 bed)
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ROUND OF APPLAUSE
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Wow how did I miss this?!
wow… my whole comment erased.. lemme rewrite!
Sex is the first thing on my mind in the am. Im either reliving the porno flick dream I had, or reminiscing over the blue movie I shot a few hours earlier. I'll usually wake up, look over at the young lady, and go to work, str8 autopilot! Theres nothing like seeing her initial reaction of shock and surprise to watching her skwirm and moan and scream in standing ovation tone!
Your day is excellent going forward.Its like that scene from Spider Man 2 when Peter Parker had that music playing while he lived his life with no powers, lol.
And if the women initiate it… even BETTER!!
If a woman shuns me or stunts, I consider her whack and automatically give her 1.5 whammies (think "press your luck")
Maxie, I just think you havent been AM sexed by the right dude. You cant force it though… it has to happen.
What dpo I know.. maybe my sex drive is too high? I am a scorpio for what that's worth…
Be safe this weekend yall!
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this is pretty much the absoulute, postive, without a doubt truth of it all. hands down. period. full.stop.
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Idk, Im not a fan of the breakfast burrito. Prob im just pissed that im awake, and his breath stinks, and I have to pee… ugh. I prefer a lunch hour liaison
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