Anyone who knows me knows how much I swoon for a man who is able to express himself; but I don’t think I spend enough time on this blog singing the praises of these men. So this is a special love letter to the Sam Sharpes, the Seattle Washingtons, the Slim Jacksons, the Dr Jay [...]
Anyone who knows me knows how much I swoon for a man who is able to express himself; but I don’t think I spend enough time on this blog singing the praises of these men. So this is a special love letter to the Sam Sharpes, the Seattle Washingtons, the Slim Jacksons, the Dr Jay Jacks, the Mad Scientists, the SBM’s, the Streetztalks, the CHeeKZs, TheMostInterestingManintheWorlds, and the Peysos and the RCLS‘s, of the world who make me soil my panties daily with the awesomeness that ensues when they put finger to keyboard in their blog posts or their comments. I adore you all.
Dear eloquent dudes,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways (gotta drop some poetry since you guys are all deep and shit). I love thee to the depth and breadth and height the internets can reach. I love thee for displacing “You’re sexy bad” as the hottest thing I’ve ever heard a man say. I love thee so much that if my laptop grew a penis, I’d give up on three-dimensional men altogether.
Although your existence has made me considerably less productive in my professional life and caused me to burst out in loud laughter in my silent office way too many times, I love you. Although you have lessened the appeal of the “differently still” types who might could have gotten it from me, I adore you. And although you have occasionally hurt my feelings with the hard truth about women’s illogical ways, I stan for you all.
Before I got to know, my life I say was mediocre (gotta drop some Nas since you guys are all heads and shit). Now you brighten my life and broaden my vocabulary on a daily basis with your special turns of phrases like jawn, dirty-sock hoes, whiskey d*ck, and whoppington o’suckles . You’ve taught me over and over why I need to swallow, the Power of Five, how to tell if I might be a hoe, and the motion offense. Because of your pearls of wisdom, regular dudes now bore the shit out of me I am better prepared to succeed in the battle of the sexes.
So thank you, articulate dudes, for everything you do for me and all my friends who are contemplating moving to the US to stalk your asses love you. While I have my suspicions that some of you are not real people (no one can be this incisive on a daily basis), I heart you for giving me hope that it’s possible to find a man who loves hip hop and reads books. Since you’re all smart and shit, can you put your heads together and find a way to clone yourselves so there can be more of you in the world? Thanks!
Love,
max
p.s. Even though you internet Adonises are my true love, I would be remiss if I didn’t also show a little appreciation for the men who have caused me to spontaneously orgasm by dropping a “whom” or a “conundrum”, a “ne’er do well” or a “concupiscence”, a “whilst”, “betwixt”, or “undulate” in casual conversation. I adore you guys too.
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Thanks for the love young lady! I need to goto Toronto myself… Am I in fear of rape there? lmao
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My name is Doctor Jay and I approve this message.
Thanks love, you know we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us. Well maybe that's just me, but at the same time, you know what it is…
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Max… Thanks for the love homey – love your blog, and your comments on SBM. Keep doing your thing and let us know when you're stateside. Dos Equis on me!
(had to change my name – it's too long for your blog)
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Bravo Max, for giving voice to exactly what I was thinking. I live for their blogs and especially the comments. Cuz these dudes are serious with their opinions! (claps hands)
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Well thank you Max.
I feel all special inside…
I heart U
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I'd also like to thank you for voicing what a lot of us were probably thinking.
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The CPT loves you too.
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Thanks Max for the voice
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max,
The love is appreciated and reciprocated.
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mad scientist here and approve this letter. thanks for the shout out too. i really enjoy your blog. i was actually reading a post from earlier this year last night. had me feeling quite randy.
i wonder why i didn't have to change my handle on your blog but i had to change it on like 90% of other blogs that i comment on.
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Men – thanks again for being so brilliant and shit
Ladies – thanks for the cosign.
You should all make a road trip to Toronto!
Well except you Sam Sharpe. Lucky for me you're already here.
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Co-sign this 100%
Max, idk who you are or how the hell you got in my head but thanks for havin a blog and sayin what I am too lazy/don't have the time to write in a comment box now please exit, forthwith
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I'm late as hell, but I couldn't go without saying thanks Max. You made my day. I'd blush if I weren't chocolate skinned. Toronto is getting more and more appealing. Lol.
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I agree with you Max, thank you so much for describing perfectly how all these men make me feel. Your blog is dope! You've just been added to my bookmarks!
xoxo
Lola
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HAYLE YAHZ to this! Say it again!
Nothing makes me say "I wanna f*ck you mind" like a cunning linguist! LOL
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dear max,
i hearby officially add my list to the planning and welcoming committee.
i would also like to extend the invite to some VSB's i've come across (verysmartbrothas.com)
please and thanks
signed,
a sucker for the us man dem.
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How does one properly express their complete and total agreement with a post such as this?
“Cosign” is so overused and lacks the creativity and the umph needed.
“Preach” “Temple” “Mosque” – also passe and overused…
The youtube clip spoofing Menace to Society’s “I will suck yo dick” came really close: http://youtu.be/JM-_KlY5WaE
But then, I feel like the guys will think it’s jokes…I think a stellar post such as this requires serious honesty in reponse.
Ya’ll. Real talk. Serious as a heart attack. This right here –> “I heart you for giving me hope that it’s possible to find a man who loves hip hop and reads books.” & “And although you have occasionally hurt my feelings with the hard truth about women’s illogical ways, I stan for you all.” Max speaks truth. I appreciate almost all the men that she listed above (no shots, just don’t know some of them and some don’t touch me the way that others do, no pause.)
Sans jokes, devoid of entertainment, without kissing ass: Ya’ll give hope. Ya’ll inspire me. Ya’ll break stereotypes. Ya’ll set standards, then exceed them and set them all over again. Ya’ll have feelings and are brave and secure enough to express them. Ya’ll are who I want my sons to be and who I want my daughters to marry. Ya’ll allow me to wait for my husband without having to wonder if such a man even exists
every single day. Even ya’ll that are atheists, you build my faith in God. Ya’ll are the type of men that make it easy to submit; that make me want to submit.For all this and more, I thank you.
And to Max, thanks for acknowledging these amazing men. We are quick to say how trifling and heartless a dude is, but are much more tempered with our compliments. I appreciate your outpouring of elove. I could write a whole book on my love for you too <3
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